Lame Cherry: soaking the roots

I have for me a strawberry house
Where sunshine turns to red and green
Light being we are both is seems
As we are lives of the sunbeam

As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.

In the instructions in how to start new strawberry plants, you have to start out with good plants to begin with. I got mine from a family in North Carolina.

I have gotten them locally, bare root, packed and roots cut off to nothing. Have gotten them roots cut off from China.With HAARP the plants struggle and die.

The instructions state to soak the roots and not the crowns for an hour our two. They don't solves this dilemma but the Holy Ghost does here.

These plants were shipped to hell and gone and delayed in Rip Van Winkel sleep by the US postal non service, but came in a resealable plastic bag. As I was contemplating root soaking again, the Holy Ghost said, use the bag they are in, fill it up with water, tie it off with a twist tie, brace it up, and you have perfectly soaked roots.

One additional thing. I have a 100 plus year old well here THANK GOD for me not being stupid in filling it in like the dipshit neighbor did. So my water is free from chlorine in all forms. Don't suppose HAARP rain water is that great either by the way the cows avoid it, but just telling you, it is better to have chem free water.

Not going into costs of a shallow well (should not drink that water as in town it would be full of lawn killer chemicals and whatever the cat shit up), but Robert Rodale said I think that you could get one dug for about 15 foot down and it would hold water seasonally until the water table dropped. Big auger on a power company truck is an idea on that, but this is not about well drilling.

This is the stupid non God Way of soaking roots.