Wednesday, November 14, 2018

The Puzzling Death of John McCain in Vietnam





As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.

I make it a point to rarely publish the discoveries of others, but in this case, I can not help it, as what can one do when their Siam Sensation friend, Châm Biếm, asks a favor of her favorite popular girl as she simply adores me. In that, the following is more of the strange photos that keep cropping up concerning the deceased John the hero McCain.

In background in this, Châm was on vacation with her lovely husband, Lén Lút in the highlands of Vietnam, and on an outing stopped off in Hanoi for a day of relaxation and fun. 



Châm Biếm


One of the stops they of course made was to the Hall of Heroes, which is a must for every tourist, as who would not dream of spending hours looking at the history of the War of  Liberation, inside one of the most prominent and lovely architectural triumphs in south Asia.




Hall of Heroes

 
So Châm and  her lovely husband entered the Hall, and were rolling on their smart phones video of all the features in the noted heroes, when they happened to capture a most strange doppleganger of John the hero McCain posing in front of what is a bust of John the hero McCain with the caption, "LIBERATOR COMRADE".




Châm tried to ascertain who the individual was, but the crowds of course were so large that it was impossible. Fortunately there was a kind communist political officer observing all of this and was most helpful in leading them outside and pointing to this sign.




Châm Biếm and her lovely husband, Lén Lút attempted to ask what exactly "with John McCain" meant, but the political officer only smiled and returned to her post.

As  Châm and Lén stopped for some tea, they happened to look down the street and saw another sign which really puzzled them as there was a place called The McCain House. As it was only 14 kilometers away they decided to take a drive and see if the McCain House was open to the public.


 


Châm  said the road was  one of the best in Vietnam. It was concrete and looked newly constructed. As they gained though the frontier regions with China, they stopped and took another photo of another sign on the way, which stated the McCain House was a compound.






As they rounded a curve in the road though, they were immediately met by this platoon of crack Vietnamese Guards with their weapon's drawn and pointed at them.





Châm got out and asked if she could take some photos, and the boys gladly posed for her, as they said guarding an old white guy was really boring.



 



While the guards said Châm and Lén could go any closer, they did allow them through the mine field and razor wire for these photos. They explained that they did not have any problem showing them around, but referred to the old white guy as, người khốn kiếp, as that Grumpy Old Bastard and he would set a caged tiger loose in the compound to make a point, whenever the guards did something the grumpy old bastard did not like.
It was not that the tiger was a problem in getting back in the cage, but they just hated listening to that old man scream at them over a loudspeaker.

Of course John the hero McCain is dead and I do not think any of us will get over the grief and recover, but time and again these photos and odd anomalies keep popping up which look like John the hero McCain fakes his cancer, faked his own death, and like Elvis went to live in the land of McCain's best part of his life in captivity with his friends, the communist North Vietnamese.



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