As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.
We all have to thank Tyrant Trudeau in his declaring martial law in Canada and becoming the leading despot, since the death of his father, Fidel Castro.
The Tyrant of Canada has been busy and issued these 11 Canadianments today which are sure to make the world a safer place.
Office of the Prime Minister of Ottawa and all former free Canadian Lands.
Directive 1:
All Canadians in saving the environment will cease using toilet paper by ceasing going to the bathroom. Canadians who continue to have bodily functions will be fined 10,000 dollars for each evacuation.
Directive 2:
All Canadians who are found to be in contention with the Prime Minister will have their citizenship cancelled and deported to Quebec. Quebecios who are found guilty will be deported to Prince Edward Island, deFrenchised and deported back into Quebec, and fined 10,000 dollars.
Directive 3:
All Canadians will stop breathing due to the expelling of greenhouse gases. Canadians who continue to breathe will be fined 10,000 dollars for each breath.
Directive 4:
All Canadians will become a gender which is not defined as male or female. Canadians who are still found to be in violation of this mandate will be fined 10,000 dollars.
Directive 5:
All Canadians who define themselves as Canadians will be fined 10,000 dollars.
Directive 6:
All Canadians who do not donate 10,000 to the Justin Trudeau is our Beloved Leader fund, will be fined 10,000 dollars.
Directive 7:
All Canadians who do not turn their bodies over to the Canadian Ministry of Homosapien Social Justice for appropriate use by the government will be placed in a unified repository of dissenters to be re educated and fined 10,000 dollars.
Directive 8:
All Canadians that the Prime Minister knows have thought things he would not approve about him, will be fined 10,000 dollars.
Directive 9:
All Canadians will be tagged with electronic tracking devices for their own safety and those who refuse, will be found guilty, confined, forcibly tagged and then fined 10,000 dollars.
Directive 10:All Canadians will stop eating as this consumes resources. Canadians found to still be eating, will be fined 10,000 dollars.
Directive 11:
All Canadians are mandated to stop using homes, man made roads and driving vehicles or flying as this disrupts the environment leading to climate change. All Canadians are mandated to join nature and live outside like the crickets and polar bear. All Canadians who do not submit will have everything confiscated and fined 10,000 dollars as Canada must save the planet.
In addition, the Prime Minister declares Americans to be an outlaw race, Americans failing to comply with the Prime Ministers directives will be fined 10,000 dollars and deprived of being hunted down by the FBI as the RCMP will take over this job.
Nuff Said
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