As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.
So I was doing my Tea Tree Ritual, and boil the water, put the Tea Tree into the Best Godfather in the World mug, which someone threw away, but makes a perfect snuffer and I reach for the glove potholder and put it on, and something is registering in my brain.
"Why is this round soft ball in the top or bottom of it?"
It kind of creeped me out as the Holy Ghost dawned on me what I was poking my finger into, as it was a mouse. Kind of explained the mystery of why I could not figure out why that glove looked shredded inside, which I concluded had to be from washing it.
Nope was a mouse.
I kind of made an OMG expression as I was more concerned about being bit. I closed the end tough and then beat it against the washing machine. Not being satisifed, I smacked it against the door frame a few times and as nothing seemed to be moving, I opened the door and Calico Cat pounced on it, in it's comatose state.
We have like 3 cats outside that do not catch many mice, but they really enjoy the treats I toss at them.
I wrote before that the Lame Cherry is blessed. Proven by I had my arm out the window this past summer and a bird shit on me. That is a remarkable thing. Has to be from God.
This year, I have had a mouse in my coat, mouse in my pants, mouse in the bathroom mouse in my shoe and now a mouse in my cooking mitten. All dead as God is good to me in killing mice as I must be blessed quick like a cat. That is blessed as TL is not having mouse gifts like this, just me. I told TL it must be that TL smells like Jacob and I must smell like Esau. Whatever.
So we have had a mouse invasion, a vermin infestation, which trapping, sticking things and poison have slowed down, but from time to time I get these mice surprises which are not nice surprises until they are dead.
The first time this happened, it was in my coat and I could not figure out what the hell was scratching me and moving around as I was outside. Finally came from the Holy Ghost what this moving problem was, so I batted the hell out of it, stunned it and it fell out dead.
Pants episode was about the same, but I concluded that a whole lot quicker and had to stomp on the bastard after it leaped out as lined pants are too much buffer for the blows.
Yes those are omens of invasion and the remedy at hand. It is because I am blessed by God. Amazing thing to have months of this kind of blessing in adventures, while you non donors in all your luxury lead such unblessed and inferior christian existences.
Nuff Said
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