As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.
So like I'm sitting here waiting for photos to load I uploaded to Yahooter, because like the Getstapo has been all up my ass about that December stuff which you have already lived through, but it is like November 29 where I'm yet in the future tense and now in February, waiting for the pic to upload about another important article and I'm being monitored so much that high speed internet is slow speed Five Eyes.
So like last year, I had dead evil uncles tennis shoes. They were worthless a shit as he was. Red, White, Blue and soles so slippery you fall on your ass and plastic so my feet get cold. See in burning wood, the cellar has a dirt floor and I have no idea the temp, but the boob level temp is like 75 to 85 degrees depending on the burn. These shoes also picked up lots of dirt and I go outside to do things like check smoke, get wood, and whatever and I slip and my feet get cold and I track mud in when it melts.
I think the year before I used some Chinaman rubber boots and that sucked too.
First year I have no idea what I wore.
So I told TL that the Thrift had snow boots in the male boy section and I was getting a pair. Is allot of them as there is no snow and Mexicans don't buy things if they do not have reason. Allot like non donors, they have to be dead before they figure out they might buy some good LC will.
Anyway, I get upstairs where man floor is, and I look at the boots.........6 bucks for a pair of packs.........and I see these old beat to hell Carhartts...........5 bucks. I never know what women price things in this store as these are Carhartts and even though they were never taken care of by the old dude, it is a matter of reality that some sheep lard on them called Mink Oil will do a world of good to a world of hurt leather. They are semi light, fit well enough, and of course they should slip on and off and not slip my ass on the non existent snow as I'm praying for no snow and a big drought like Elijah cut loose with.
Anyway, I showed TL and TL ok'd the buy as we talk things over. I should be able to slip these on without lacing things up all the time.......no speed lacing. What the hell is up with that Mr. Carhartt in your expensive shit is too expensive in the first place.
But them is the boots I will be voochin' around in. See you learned something today in Germans vooch. Kind of a walk with purpose with no purposeful place to go. Germans are very satirical and judgmental of other dumkopfs and there are always allot of them around to make biting commentary on.
OK that is my boots, look like my other boots I dug out of the trash bin, that look like my other boots I got that look like my other boots........God gave me a few boots as thing will get tough and I'm not running around bare feet getting tetanus or gangrene or hook worms.
I think I want to fish around for another new lace as I hate laces that do not match. Just feels anti Christ or something in not having matching shoe laces.
OK that's it, my cellar boots for burning wood, but I pray there will not be long duration burns and spring is almost here and we can all talk about how our beer tastes different now with radioactive fallout in it.
Nuff Said
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