As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.
I actually am becoming amused by Hal Turner, as he reminds me of Klinger on MASH trying to get out of the Army, and Colonel Henry Blake has this pile of letters Klinger has handed over, over the years to try to get out of the Army from his family.
The letters ran, someone was pregnant, someone was dying, and the last one was, “Half the family was pregnant and the other half was dying”.
For the Hal, he has been having more luck in sucking almost 10,000 bucks a month out of suckers, in not fear porning them, or Jew hating, but his new seed is………the perils of Hal Turner.
Turner started this with, he of course was dying in plugged heart stints, but went to bed and took two aspirin and thought he would get better by rubbing dirt on it. He got the operation as he has insurance which means he has lots of money, and all was kosher.
Then the Hal had a tooth problem and it was a big problem or something and he was allowed to bring up the heart condition again for sympathy in donations.
Then there was the heat. Yes the wife has COPD or something, and they had to flee their New Jersey home for their expensive Pennsylvania rural home. Keeping tally it is Hal is sick 2 and the wife is sick 1.
I thought this was about it, but today he announced that it was not the heat about to get him, but his mother from the grave in his Amazon batteries “almost started the house on fire from a laptop…………and thankfully his little boy rushed them out of the house, put them on the driveway, in case a towering inferno appeared in the mansion retreat”.
My son was so concerned that the batteries were entering decomposition-induced-thermal-runaway, he took both of them outside and laid them on the asphalt driveway in case they burst into flame! They couldn’t hurt anything if they exploded or burst into flame out there.
My wife and I plan to go home to New Jersey soon. Had we not discovered the situation with those laptop batteries, it seems highly likely they would have failed and started a fire sometime after we left.
So Hal Turner escaped death for the 4th time in about as many donation cycles.
I would think with thinking public that telling them that you have multiple trucks and a snow ploughing business, that you have two homes, have a vacation retreat, and yes have spent tens of thousands of dollars on this retreat in upgrades that people would stop and think that the Hal really has allot of cash on hand so why am I donating 10 grande a month.
That is not the case with the Hal’s bountiful public though. I don’t know if next time like Klinger half the family will be pregnant or half of his properties will be on fire, but I’m sure in the next donor cycle, another jeopardy will appear as it is quite entertaining.
As he is suing his last donation platform, I don’t see why he is not suing Amazon for trying to use his dead mother to burn him to at the stake in his mansion.
Perhaps that is coming.
PS: I do not have a vacation home. I exist in a sharecropper shack that needs a roof and a dozen other things. I do not get 10,000 dollar a month donations. I do not have a snow ploughing business. I'm sick a great deal of the time, but try to post things in what is helping me get through another day.
Nuff Said
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