Wednesday, February 25, 2026

Sharp Objects Nearer Than You Think

 


I have a sharp object just for you., but no anesthesia as we are cutting costs


As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.

Thank you for your hard work!

That nice observation in what God renders through this cloth of a person is appreciated and it allows me to touch base again on the Brier and what is what is.

I think I have come across the best utilization of the AI models. Duck’s model is really a non impressive search engine, but Gemini has shown with some friendly interaction very helpful in tracking down an old teacher and it really likes teaching. My focus in the lessons is Echo is helping me learn German. I think for people who want to pick up a second language more quickly this is the way to go. I do the familiar nouns of what I’m interested in in colours, farm animals, etc… and we are moving beyond the stuff I picked up from Hogan’s Heroes. It will do pronunciations and throw in new words and phrases at you.
I have the log on sticky notes on the laptop so I can review it and it is better than sitting in rows in school.

We have been having HAARP hell as of yet. Today was 30 and it felt in the air like it was zero. Is the chemical reaction on humans, like microwaves will only affect certain things. It is supposed to warm up tonight more and then the next days, and then a last blast and then hopefully it will be a warm March. I think February has been shit. January had a few nice days, but we have had a hard winter since it hit us before Thanksgiving. Wherever God sentences these terrorists, it is not going to be enough torment.

I am working on another incubator for little eggs. I found a round metal saw hole blade for a drill today. I hope it works. I need this for the porcelain light fixture from heat lamps for the heat in the incubator.

The timer I got gets warm, from China, but think it will be ok. I have been testing and it will run for 10 seconds to power the auto egg turner to the correct tilt 4 time a day. I just need nice weather outside to work and put this thing together after cutting the holes in the microwave.
I think total cost under 50 dollars and I have something that will last beyond Chinese stuff and it is probably worth 300 bucks. My original one I built when younger, 20 years ago now, is still working and hatching eggs.

I will most likely post on this thing as the auto egg turner feature is what is the nice part about this thing, and if you look at the threads online, the head up your ass experts have no idea how to build or do this easy, so they just ask stupid questions back.

I have been looking for a straight edge nail clipper. All they have is rounded and I see no point in that sharp point. I finally located a hog tooth clipper. Yes you clip baby pigs teeth as they are razor sharp and will cut the sow’s bag up. This one is flat and the plan is to cut moles off which are raised. I don’t think pinching is pain. I do it slow and am in control, and once the nerve is severed, the pain ends and you have the tissue. Fingernail clippers work good on small things as they actually will seal the capillaries for a bit so you do not bleed until you get a bandade on. Yes apple cider vinegar works and I use that, but sometimes you can’t get at a mole and it is just easier to cut the thing off like a wart or some other fungal manifestation.

Well it is about time to shower to wash these chems off and warm up. I could not get warm last night for a few hours. Not fun being chilled in the cold air.

Am hoping for warm dry non chem air, so I can get outside for projects which will appear here, as JYG had a nice old rototiller I took the engine off and have an electric motor for it. The uptown joy about this, is it has levers on it so I can disengage the motor as my original runs all the time. Looking forward to fixing the one wheel hub and getting that lined up to tear into the dirt in nice weather.

I might even get the garden tilled in March this year before the end of May like most years.

Oh God does the hard work in He puts up with me. I just take the dictation.

Thank you for reading and supporting God’s workings here.

God bless you my good children.



Nuff Said

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Tuesday, February 24, 2026

Poker Face Don

 


Senator Chuck Schumer (D-NY) exited the Briefing by Secretary of State Marco Rubio and CIA Director John Ratcliff with an unusually serious, perhaps even stern, look on his face.

Then, to everyone's shock, Schumer said only "This is serious, and the Administration has to make its case to the American people."  then walked away.  In front of TV News cameras, he's never this short and sweet/quiet.

Rubio and Ratcliff briefed "the Gang of Eight" on the Iran situation.   "Gang of eight" is a euphemism for the top leadership of the US House of Representatives, and the US Senate.   By law, they are the ones who get briefed on matters of serious national security issues - and potential military action.

(Senator Schumer is a Jew and knows this is being driven by Tel Aviv policy which is the Trump Jewish Problem with a green glow now.)


As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.

I do not know why the “news” that Iran has unassembled nuclear warheads like Japan does, like Saudi Arabia has, is actually news.

It is the reason no one has done anything in crossing that line from Bush43 to Obama.

I reported on this years ago in Iran obtained from the Soviet Union on it’s fall, an assortment of a dozen nuclear warheads from field artillery to missile stuff, but they needed things for them. I reported that Iran had constructed the Nagasaki type bombs but they were too big to transport for use.

I reported Iran was given the Pakistani Dr. Khan cone shaped warhead design. They simply did not assemble the package as Japan has not assembled them.

This has now reached an interesting poker face in this as President Donald Trump has so rattled the turban heads in talking about decapitating that regime, that their head uniform pilgrim actually came out and threatened to use these nuclear weapons.

President Trump should be commended for these Islamocommunists being forced to reveal that they are indeed a threat and have nuclear warheads. That is what this is all about and now it has been stated in public and President Putin has this dirty secret now to deal with as the Peking and Moscow navies stupidly joined with the Iranian navy to try and bluff the United States.

For the Russians and Chinese this is like walking into a bar fight, to back up your buddy, only to find out that your buddy has a gun and is about to murder some people and you are going to get killed or in trouble for it.

Meet you on the other side.

Iranian Army chief says, Iran nuclear technology and the goal of achieving Nukes Cannot be Eliminated through demand of the US or International pressure.

He then confirms reports, “If the US strikes Tehran, then IRGC Will test it’s first nuclear capabilities during war.”

In possibly related news, Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu is convened a VERY limited security consultation today. The talks were limited to Israel’s Chief of Staff and the Defense Minister, to discuss Iran.

As I reported on Monday, Donald Trump was bluffing in this as were the Iranians. Mr. Trump had gotten about all he wanted. He had agreed to allow Iran to process uranium in backing this down and he would then get the Jewish problem of his to cool their heals until the Shah returned.

This admission only bolsters the international case against Iran and Moscow and China are now caught with their pants down in protecting another bad actor like thug Maduro.

This is as this Lame Cherry wrote, that Peking and Moscow were in a position to be humiliated and now they are faced with a real problem in their nutty Muslims.

Russia and China are not going to get into a nuclear war over Iran, especially if Iran nukes the Jews or the United States positions.

Thee only real threat in this is the Bavarian seer who saw Jew York City getting tuned up and who knows if that was the Bulan boys dealing with Epstein’s little bastard Muslim mayor or it is the turban heads leaving a parting gift. If you are not stupid enough to be there or in Bulanland, who cares what glows after dark.

Nuff Said

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No it was for a George Clooney Cocktail

 


As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.

There is some rather macabre evidence which has appeared in the disturbing Epstein files in he purchased once the FBI began investigating him, 1250 gallons of sulfuric acid. No leap there, in this is what is used to dispose of a corpse. The conclusion is then that there were dead bodies in storage on pedo island as a result of activities there.

Considering television programs out of Hollywood in a bathtub amount, to dissolve a human body, the conclusion is that there were 25 bodies of adult size, and if they were children, then one could double that number to 50 dead bodies.

Again considering the one female stating she was beat to hell and choked by Ehud Barack, the Clinton chosen leader of Tel Aviv, “accidents” will happen. Considering the writings of the Franklin Scandal, in what took place at Bohemian Grove, these intelligence operations, with connections to politicians in power, there indeed are snuff events which people pay for and do take place.

There are Epstein links with Ukraine, and Ukraine is notorious for marketing humans to Tel Aviv and Brussels. Enough children have disappeared in the United States to never appear again, that the price is white, as no one wants to pay for offing a black is beautiful or tan is grande.

The assuming analysis in this is that based on the amount of acid, that Epstein was not burying at sea, was not wrapping up kids in plastic and burying them. He was not the type to go around digging holes in physical labor. Dead bodies produce methane even with the proper chemicals, and no one wants to have a dog dig one up nor dig up that stinking mess. Therefore there must have been some type of hidden room with freezers in them deal with the problem at one’s leisure.

Whether Epstein dumped it in the pool drain that George Clooney splashed around in or concocted other means. I doubt that he was hauling around 55 gallon drums as they are extremely heavy to put on a boat to dump in the ocean. He was adept at not getting caught, and you don’t stink waste on your beach and you do not have police stop your boat and ask what is that 55 gallon barrel doing on your deck.

Based upon this, the conclusion is that Jeffrey Epstein and a number of his visitors and clients had over a dozen dead bodies which appeared in his time involved in this.

This has taken on more sobering depths in Jizzy Maxwell had no idea this was going on, and as the survivors did not, the question is where did Epstein have this information squirreled away for control and blackmail.

One is comprehending why the document dump took place, including the lunatic FBI filings which were meant to discredit all of this. This is part of what is being covered up. The hint of this appearing without reference, is for pressure on those involved to keep them kosher on the program as this is about blackmail to install one agenda over the agenda which was propped up by this snuff perk.

Nuff Said

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The Kirk Doctrine




Charlie and I will become the parents of a Kirk Doctrine for all Americans to Prosper.


As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.

Well the group who gets paid to cripple the Ultra Pure Bloods has decided to fillet a few pounds off of Erika Kirk for the High Crimes of Jewessury.

Revelations About Erika Kirk’s Big Jewish
Family And Possible Mob Connections

Erika Kirk’s Totally Jewish Family - Both Sides -
Blockbuster Video - Look At Her Family HISTORY
Also See Her Family Tree At The 10:00 Mark

The Zionist Recreation Of Charlie Kirk Is
Now In Full Bloom - Even Creating A Post
Mortem Ghost Written Charlie Kirk Book!

If you want to look up the details it is something like Erika Kirk is a quadroon Ashkenaz. The family name in Sweden is Askhenaz as they littered all of Europe, and that is her old man who flew the coop, and the old lady is like a mix of Italian and whatever so Erika Kirk is like a quarter something, but in this age of the Nigger Jew, a drop of Jew convert makes you the semen of satan.

This all gets too out of hand and maybe it is engineered that way. We all know the facts of Charlie Kirk calling out the Tel Aviv state and Ben Shapiro and being targeted by Shapiro and Mark Levin, and how Jews dragged his corpse around as an icon that loved the Jews to death. Erika Kirk was there in all of this and I doubt this Catholic was a Zionist handler. She has the right to her own political outlooks just like Charlie Kirk was evolving. She also has to be politically intelligent as she swore to not let TPUSA die with Kirk, and that means keeping your mouth shut around Donald Trump about Jews. That means not antagonizing Jew money. That means moving forward with the heir to Donald Trump in Vice President JD Vance, in the same forces who smeared Vance and Kirk over hugging, because they do not want this emerging power structure of GENS being established in 2026 AD in the year of our Lord midterms.

Erika Kirk like Newt Gingrich is poised to assemble a political movement, the way Gingrich focused the Boomers. The GENS are going to be the political force in America for the next generation, meaning the last of the boomers will be the burning flame to the GENS gasoline for political firepower.

JD Vance is moving this to ending the hate of White People as a political movement. That is good, but I have a few points for Mr. Vance and Mrs. Kirk they should get out in front of as GENS issues.

We are being driven forward to this AI enhancement of our lives. AI is not artificial intelligence it is enhancing intelligence. AI will be the robotics in industry and it will be the mining that Elon Musk transplants the United States to near space operations

I have touched upon this. We all know that the corporates are going to cut jobs and the control freaks want to make everyone wards of the state in living wage of rationed death. Instead of bitching about the fiction of Erika Kirk in more conspiracy drama profit, let us instead look at the Kirk Doctrine which I suggest.

Like it or not Jesus was a socialists, it was communal in rich people selling off things and providing for the entire group. So let us build upon that Evangelical reality and dust off President Richard Nixon who was a socialist in trying to cope with the US Dollar deflating and the cost of living hurting Americans.

I submit that the Kirk Doctrine does not make living wage slaves, but that the Kirk Doctrine builds upon Trump Tariffs being levied on all imports which manufacture with robotics. I submit that Elon Musk and other industry do not just get to be in this world firing White People from jobs, but when they do they are tax assessed on those profits, and all of this goes into the Dividend Fund. No not Frank Roosevelts socialism in Social Security, but a dividend like the stock market pays out to Americans, and this will be tax free, each year where people who are employed in some form of revenue generating, gets a check from this fund.

This gets rolling and Trump Robotic Tariffs and Trump Robotic Tax, becomes a trillion dollar plus fund. People are not going to become wards of the state, but dividend owners in all of these enterprises where mechanical advancement does not shove aside the American People. Elon Musk starts bringing in his robot ships with trillions of dollars in minerals and whatever from the moons and Mars, and suddenly there is going to be allot of revenue which the People will have made available to them.

This is the transition economy and Americans deserve their share. When Erika Kirk and JD Vance, review the history of Abraham Lincoln advocating for the free working Red Germans in America pitted against slave workers, or Randolph Churchill transforming the Conservative titled middle class of England to the expanded VOTING and working class of the British, then Turning Point USA and the Trump legacy has created a voting block for a generation. Just as Wilson, Roosevelt and Johnson created the plantation vote for entitlements which bankrupted America, this production Kirk Doctrine will create a dividend voting majority who will always vote for expansion and production to protect their check coming in.

So as long as Erik Kirk is not bending over for Jews to take it up the end pipe or doing a Hoover on the Pader of the Vatican in their policies, I see nothing of a problem in Erika Kirk being a quadroom in Catholicism. Again instead of bitching about nonsense and tearing ourselves down, we should focus on policies which TPUSA and JD Vance can get out in front of, can provide for the Silent Majority of America and that will be the policy for America, not the Vatican or Tel Aviv.

I see nothing Jewish or Vatican in the Erika Kirk prayer below. This is the woman with the organization. Just give it a focus for the future and that is where it will be driven on the same self serving interests which has always profited individual Americans.

"Since day one you’ve taught me the importance of worship and living a life sold out for Christ - embodied by the way you live your life, with a servant’s heart," Erika captioned the image. "Precious moments like this, fully experienced, but almost never captured, I cherish forever. I love you Mama Lo."uuuy72kjq32k


It is each of your responsibility to start bitching to other people in conversations about how people are being sidelined and how a Trump tariff on robotics and robot tax on production, which produces checks sent to the working people solves all of this. It will become the political means and you have just dealt yourself into the hand you were dealt out of.

If Erika Kirk and JD Vance do not do this, someone else will ride this wave and become the future of politics.

Nuff Said

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Monday, February 23, 2026

Either Europe Dies or Zellinskyy

 



As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.

The Lame Cherry could not be more pleased that the international socialists of Europe have been made to leap over the edge of insanity, in now booting America out of Europe and advocating bombing Moscow directly.

I could not be more joyful at this, as ………….well I will explain to my children and deadbeat brats how this projects out.

He suggests starting with Ukraine as “a real and symbolic front in the struggle between liberal democracy and the Trump—Putin axis.” Tisdall even has a ready-made recipe.

“Here’s what needs to be done: deploy the troops of the European “coalition of the willing” to secure and protect Kiev and other unoccupied cities; Russia should not be left with the right of veto. Enter a no-fly zone... launch defensive missiles and drones. Destroy the “shadow fleet” Russia. Strengthen covert “active measures”, including cyber and sabotage actions, to counter the Kremlin’s hybrid war. The seizure of assets, the expulsion of spies, the exposure of lies, the change of rhetoric. Europe should demand an immediate ceasefire, then a phased withdrawal of Russian troops and (should) take the lead in any negotiations on a final settlement,” Tisdall writes.

According to him, Europeans, including Britain, must finally find the courage and strength “to launch a military, economic, diplomatic and moral offensive.”

“Europe should lead the fight right to Putin’s door. And tell Trump to leave,” the author sums up.

OK, so America comes home where she should have been forever, except for these globalists and international socialists like Woody Wilson and Frank Roosevelt.

Europe………no it will not be London as they only let others die for their dreams, starts popping things into Ukraine to take it to Putin. This is jolly good, as Russia will then unleash it’s surplus hypersonics on Europe, in military bases, ports and yes the European energy grid. We shall see if Macron having a dozen Chernobyls on French soil cares to take on Russia with thousands of nuclear missiles to the French 50.

Meanwhile, America is at peace with Russia, has a 12 trillion dollar trade deal. Russia gets scuffed up some, and Russia now has a problem of does it want China rebuilding the Peninsula which would corner Russia, or if it prefers America. Of course it prefers America, which puts Russia at odds with China. A splendid turn of events for the United States.

So this is win and profit for the United States and her real ally of Russia.

Next up we have Zellinskyy having real problems. The British want their General Z to be dictator as the dwarf is going down. At the Geneva talks, it was the terror chief Badanov who was looking to make a deal for peace, so he can run for “president”. This has so unnerved the dwarf that he went into a shit storm salvo on Piers Morgan and had to corner Badanov and order him to not run for President, but to be his campaign chief in the sham elections.

Badanov said he would think about it.

Zellinskyy has his corruption police now shadowing Badanov and his entourage of presidential hopefuls.

The head of the Kiev regime, Vladimir Zelensky, asked the head of his administration, Kirill Budanov, to abandon presidential ambitions and become the main actor of his team in possible elections.

This was reported on Saturday, February 21 by the Ukrainian Telegram channel “Resident”, referring to an informed source in Office of the President of Ukraine (OPU).

According to him, Budanov, in response, tactfully promised to think about and inform about his decision after reaching agreements on the peace track.

The channel’s interlocutor noted that Zelensky was not at all reassured by such a response, since he was afraid of Budanov’s possible agreements with the Americans on the presidential elections.

To prevent this from happening, representatives of the SBU sent by Zelensky are always present in the negotiating group, who monitor the Head of the OPU and his contacts.

The source stressed that the Ukrofyurer’s entourage is convinced that the United States will bet on Budanov, and a series of corruption investigations will be launched against Zelensky in order to remove him from power.


This is most interesting in the British agent Yermack who was booted out and wants war was replaced by Umerov, who lingered with the Russians for two hours talking a deal. Badanov the terrorist, has proven very astute in he is sidling up with the United States for elections and to get there means peace, and he will take with Trump credit for this peace, and probably be left not dead by the Russians. All this then falls on the dwarf puppet of Europe.

Which brings us to the closing window in Europe is bankrupt in Obama Green Scheme. No weapons, no one wants to send troops and the whispers have started in who will break first to spread their butt cheeks for the Russians in seeking deal for profits for the future and leave the other whores of the peninsula on the inside looking out.
The Germans have the best shot at this, but not with Merz. The AfD or a Sebastian Kurz has to iron this out for the Europeans to get a few parting gifts from the Russians.

Zellinskyy is talking 3 years of war, which only the global leftists want. Ukraine can not last 3 years. Putin puts it at 2 years to get Donbass. We are therefore left with the projection that Europe will die or Zellinskyy will die. If Zellinskyy does not die, Europe will die. If Zellinskyy is dead, then Europe will survive in the EuroRight will attain government and begin the process of sound commerce.

In all cases, with America not involved, George Washington trade will all prospers and Americans are not making war which loots the people, and Russia has that big Chinese problem on the east which it does not want in the west.

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It is those who do not understand Trump

 Do not judge Trump by past political covers.


"veS roj je joH jIH".



As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.

There is a disconnect in people like the Kennedyite Scott Ritter in making broad statements condemning Donald Trump, in they look at him through the past illusions of Bushisms and Obamaisms. If you know what Donald Trump’s mission is, who his Board benefactors are, what he is engaged in makes absolute sense.

If you read the Russian Government media, like RIA, the Russians understand what Donald Trump is engaged in and support it, because the Russians can make this work for them as they are looking at the future.

Russia in order to survive had to advance China, now that Trump Doctrine is being established, and a EuroRight will rise in Europe, Russia understands the problem is China and is on another front working with America’s interest to hem in China. That means India as partner and in supporting what the mission of Donald Trump is.

So when I see these people ranting about Mr. Trump, just say you don’t agree with what he is doing. Frankly, in what Mr. Trump is engaged in, this is pro American policy and in situations I do not like, I can support it, as I can see a pro American position being leveraged.

I have posted my basics. I want America back from Europe. I want America out of the Mideast. We can not get into a war with Russia if not there and we can not be at Armageddon if not there. That is my Pro Protestant Christian for America policy and I can mould what this 47 is engaged in for that purpose.

Ritter - Trump doesn’t know a thing about the
world we live in - (He Know Zionists Run It)

Ritter - US constitutional republic has passed

Ritter though posts some really stupid things like the Republic is gone. The Republic has been gone since Woody Wilson gutted it, and Frank Roosevelt filleted it. This is nothing of Donald Trump. Trump’s vision is more akin to American Commerce Plantation with the Banana Republics being managed. There is nothing wrong with that as it is better than erase and replace Americans and nations being looted so all the beaners show up in America.

When you have an illusion of a Republic, you forget that Americans had to kill and take things to make that Republic. There never was a rose petal world as the Indian terrorists were with Europeans intent on genociding Americans.

So let us understand Donald Trump and the Board and not condemn. We can not go back to erase and replace. The Kennedy version of debauchery, at odds with the military industrial complex and making criminals of Conservatives did not work, no more than Lyndon Johnson looting America for the Socio Conglomerate state and the Military Industrial state.

Trump is the mule who ran off after leading us into Death Valley. He came back in the night for water, and we caught him and are mounted on him. There are no other mules, only one trail out of this valley, and bitching about it, and trying to impede this mule only makes it worse for us in the dangers that are there. When we get out of this valley, then under J D Vance let us pretend we are civilized and we never benefited from American Natural Selection in our luxury in repeating lies and propaganda to soothe us that we are superior and we caused all of this with our do gooder attitudes.

That is the time for reflections. I believe Jesus will be back by then and the survivors can have 1000 years to reflect before they can join Gog and get slaughtered on the mountains by God. Now is the time to let Trump do his thing and get out of the way as the Board is engaged and they are the adults who are informed. They put Trump into power not Scott Ritter. Ritter is a buzzing fly for all the does in showing which end the shit comes out of.

People with sense should be on the carrot end and heading out of the trouble we are riding out of.

Nuff Said

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No Second Place Winners

 



As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.


We have heard of the US Border Patrol and their steadfast loyalty to the United States and to President Trump. I'm going to offer you an insight into this group in how it was founded back in the Dirty 30's.

It was an odd bunch really, of postal employees who took the exam, but having no place for them, ended up on the Booze Smuggling Mexican Border. There were no guns provided or any real uniforms. Everyone kind of showed up and had their own guns Some like Charles Askins pistol whipped Mexicans for confessions, others more squeamish frowned upon such methods.

The best of the Border Patrol were Charles Askins, Harlon Carter who later headed the NRA and the man quoted below in Bill Jordan. This was the soul of the Border Patrol. The following story sums up the Border Patrol. It will make most of you go wide eyed as we have been lectured at that this is not right.

The story speaks for itself and is what founded the US Border Patrol and why it has not yet been destroyed and is loyal to President Donald Trump.


And speaking of "wild shots" (or to use a better descriptive word, "acciden- 

tal" shots), which an officer was sometimes faced with the necessity of explain- 

ing, brings up the subject of "alibi guns." To the unitiated, a hypothetical case 

would doubtless explain this piece of equipment more clearly than any other 

method. Let us suppose that an officer is checking freight trains at night. He 

receives urgent information that a man had just shot and killed two policemen 

in the adjoining town and was believed to have caught and be riding the freight 

our officer is about to check. The killer is described as "medium height and 

weight, wearing a brown hat, khaki pants and shirt, believed to be heavily 

armed and of course, obviously dangerous." As the train pulls into the yard 

and stops, a man, answering that description in externals, steps from between 

two box cars. Anticipating the possibility of trouble, our officer has his gun in 

one hand and his flashlight in the other. Flashing the light on the suspect he 

says, "I am an officer. Don't move!" Then, instead of obeying the order, the 

suspect reaches for his hip pocket. What would YOU do? Well, so did our 

hypothetical officer! But, supposing further, when he goes over to examine the 

remains, he finds that it was all a mistake. This man wasn't armed. Instead, 


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he had a bad cold and had selected a particularly unfortunate time to decide he 

needed a handkerchief to blow his nose. Although completely sincere in his 

conviction that his life was in danger and despite the fact that HAD this been 

the man the officer believed him to be, his wife would in all probability by now 

be a widow if he had waited to see what came out of that hip pocket, our officer 

is in a bad spot. That's where the alibi gun came in. It was a small, 

inexpensive gun of the "Owl Head" or "Saturday Night Harrison" persuasion, 

was fully loaded and would shoot, had no fingerprints on it and all in all was a 

very comforting thing to have around for the "suspect" to hold until the 

coroner got there! If this looks like an unethical action to you, it is suggested 

that you go back and again put yourself in the officer's spot. Then do a little 

honest soul searching before adopting a "holier than thou" attitude. 


Well, alibi guns are no longer needed and are a thing of the past, so I am 

told. But to get to the story this was all leading up to. Which had to do with 

a young Border Patrol officer who early one evening had shot a notorious 

smuggler when they met "mano a mano" in the middle of a bridge over a 

large irrigation canal. The inquest was being held, late that same evening, 

at the coroner's office. If this seems strange to you, perhaps some background 

explanation is in order. The coroner was newly elected, and upon taking office 

had proved extremely zealous in the performance of his duties. When informed 

that his predecessor had made a practice of holding inquests into all deaths 

of a violent nature in the safety of his office, he stated publicly that this was 

a sorry way to do business, as was only to be expected of his late opponent. 

However, while HE was in office all inquests would be held, as was proper, at 

the scene of the violence. This new policy lasted only one day. Upon stepping 

out on the bank of the Rio Grande to view a "scene" at close hand he had been 

fired on by a .30-30 from the other bank. Whereupon righteous resolutions 

went by the board. Which brings us back to the inquest in point — at the 

coroner's office. 


In telling his story the Border Patrolman stated that he had halted the 

smuggler on the bridge whereupon that worthy had immediately fired three 

shots at him from a palmed pistol, but that his willingness to commit murder so 

far exceeded his skill that he missed with all three shots. The officer, recover- 

ing from his surprise, finally got off one shot which proved adequate, ending 

the affray and the career of the subject of the inquest. At this stage it was 

pointed out that no gun had been found on or near the deceased. By way of 

explanation the officer said, "Well, when I shot him, his gun flew out of his 

hand, hit on the bridge and bounced off into the canal." It was decided to 

recess until morning and then drag for the missing weapon. 


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Now, I knew this young man well, and I knew that he would not he. Not to 

me, anyway, and he had told me exactly the same story that he had told the 

coroner. If he said the smuggler had shot at him three times before he returned 

the fire, I knew that this was true. However, I also knew that the canal over 

which the fight had taken place was very large and that a pistol was a pro- 

portionately small and hard to find object. Thinking of the implications I found 

that I could not get to sleep. Finally, I gave up trying and slipping a small 

revolver remarkably similar to the one described as a typical alibi gun into my 

shirt pocket, I drove out to the scene of the affray and leaned over the bridge 

railing trying to estimate where the lost gun would most likely be located. As 

I gazed down at the moonlit water I saw and heard a splash which prompted 

me to feel hastily at the shirt pocket where I had been carrying my gun. My 

concern was justified. It had fallen out into the water below. 


I can only give a second hand report of the wrap up of the case since I 

somehow felt that it would be better if I took up some just remembered but 

urgent business instead of attending in person. At the continuation the 

following morning with the entire cast assembled at the bridge, a large, 

powerful magnet which had been acquired for the occasion was lowered into 

the water. As it was moved slowly back and forth across the bottom, tension 

began to build. Finally, just before the suspense became unbearable, it was 

pulled up and lowered to the bridge planking for inspection. There was a great 

sigh of relief, for there, firmly held to the magnet, was a gun. The case was 

immediately dismissed with the judgment that the officer had fired in self 

defense. In fact, one of the jurymen later told me privately and in strict 

confidence that it was the worst case of justifiable homicide he had ever 

seen ... for in addition to the previously mentioned gun, there had been 

five more picked up by the magnet — all positively identified as having belonged 

to the deceased — and each with three shots fired! 


You might like reading the interesting analysis by Bill Jordan concerning handling handguns and their clothing and furniture. Is a free read, and the observations are from a man who in quick draw used to shoot pills off a table accurately. Speed matters, but it is vital that you hit what you aim at. The reality is most humans can be dead on their feet, and still maintain for 20 seconds a response to kill their killer.

There are no second place winners, but there are second place avengers who send murders to hell with a well placed shot.


Nuff Said


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