This blog arises to the defense of Herman Cain after witnessing the woman he is alleged to have invited to share his sausage with at the restaurant association, because being an expert on sex, women and all things no one else knows a thing about, I can conclude several things.
Black men for some reason like ugly women. Barack Obama being an example.....meaning jr. and not sr., but in Sr's case it was the whore giving him the business in Stan Ann at Lederer's Bar, and Stan Ann in her yute before lesbianitis set in, was almost attractive if one has a few tokes of the Maui Waui.
This is the problem in the Herman Cain accuser, in while she is ugly and plump, which are criteria for black men...........it is the thing about her lips which not even a drunk Herman Cain would be enticed by........no not that her lips are not built like a carp, but it is what is behind those lips in this female is barracuda, shark and muskellunge in scope..........no man wants his penis anywhere near a mouth like that, on an angry Rahm Emanuel voter type as you are not going to have Emanuel in the Story of O, but the Story of LIMP, as Herman Cain's dick would have said, "You may be horny Herman, but I feel your pain buster if that woman bites me off".
Sure Madam X has an overbite and that is enticing if utilized in correct proportions, but even baby sister knows that overbites clamp down and don't bite off, so you get this two edged bite going on, not meeting at the center, and your maleness gets a bad upper and lower cut, and as you pull away in blood gushing horror, you got this woman anchored by a mouthful and your dick head stuck in the skin.............not knowing Herman, if he was not Christian circumcised this could be a case of immense proportional distortion of dick stretch in the lights are home, but the boat is only skin.
Those earrings, those spinster glasses, that hair mopped over her head........no this woman was born this way, and she looked like this like she wanted to bite dicks off for her entire life.
You will notice in being from Chicago, that there is not even Bill Clinton in this trying to rape her, as .........well Bill knows a cock bite when he sees one as he learned from Hillary and he never went near this Emanuel confidant.
Therefore with Gloria Allred, in always being wrong and always being called out for Democratic smear operations, I conclusively know that Herman Cain not even drunk would have let his dick near this chic.
Those dangling earrings mean, "Come Joy Behar me, but when you do, I will bite your balls off". Never trust women with them big metal earrings and big metal things around their necks as they want to be noticed and when you notice them there is hell to pay...........same way with long big red nails in those kitties want you to stay the hell away from them.
Bialek detailed Cain's sexual overture, explaining that he spent money on a palatial hotel suite for her at the time of their meeting. When they saw each other in the evening, Bialek said he put his hand on her leg, "reached for [her] genitals" and pushed her head toward his crotch.Delusions are a bit much in big jewelry women, in why does it have to a palatial hotel suite for a blow job?
I just do not buy the story for those reasons and this is Obama race baiting, as it plays into stereotypes of ugly white chics and black dicks. This is the Peggy Noonan and Ann Couter jungle fevered Obama voting block. It is why Obama chose blonde chics to lay in print when he was imprinting Muslim college boys in real life.
This is the kind of female, that no man would ever be attracted to for the above reasons Gloria Allred has no conception of.........just like no man would be with Gloria as she is so lemon sour you would be banging on dentures your entire night......and the cyclops starts getting hurt when you keep banging it on enamel.
Now in her yute, Hillary Clinton was obviously a blonde that Bill could see you get a few Hamms beers in and he would have a high old time riding the razor back, but you had to get Hillary hammered before you could hammer her.
Herman Cain is too double breasted. He is going to have cocktails to loosen a woman up and not just go for the bingo and the bango for the Irving on drums without a little coochie coo first.
You know like promising more than she asked for as she really had talent, and how in this world all the talented people have give and take, and then a little shoulder rub to see how she takes it.
All of this just plays out like Bill Clinton or any other liberal male grunting away for 30 seconds and playing bolo with the boobies as they fire prematurely. Conservative males just don't wang dang the sweet poontang, and a liberal woman would not know that, but revert to the kind of sex they always get from Chris Wallace in something like Dennis Hopper in Blue Velvet.
That is why David Letterman loved that chic and her on his show so often as that is what liberal guys get their jollies off on.
As this blog has noted, I have no problems executing sexual predators or all forms, and that would be Herman Cain too, but this blog also notes that if a woman comes forward and is lying about coke can hairs, she would face the same execution.
I really feel sorry for this woman though, as not even Hugh Hefner can put that into Playboy and sell anything, as all the readers would do is say, "Man Herman was never that hard up as he could have got a 1000 dollar whore and got his rope pulled without the hassle".
You remember Elliot Spitzer? That is the gentleman pervert thing. Spitzer knew this stuff as Obama voting women aren't no fun in bed and they are PMS psycho most days.........and JFK and Bill Clinton couldn't get away from that fast enough.
Look at old George H. W. Bush, old Babs was hot stuff in college, but you never saw him banging the help, because Babs must have put on he full spread in her granny panties to make George happy.
Is just what women on the right do, and why Ronald Reagan never was out banging Jane Hathaway or Ellie May Clampett.
Personally, I don't understand any of this nonsense, as any husband taking care of the wife he loves in every situation is not going to be off doing second class doodling.
Sherman Hemsley as George Jefferson turned down the hot stuff giving it away and that is what husbands do when you got a Weezie at home, as you just do not betray that trust a wife gives as that is the most important thing to a real man in this world.
I wasn't there with Herman Cain, so I don't know from any one else, beside them earrings and hair saying profile things.
I do know in a picture claiming sexual assault that you don't put a woman on who needs her hair washed, next to rigormortis Allred and a guy in the back who is looking like, "No one would ever have sex with any of these women".
For the Ladies out there........if some Bill Clinton puts your hand on his hoo hoo, and you don't like it, just grab the damn thing, twist it and try to pull it off while you grab his balls with the other hand.
Believe me if you get it done so he can't bitch slap you, then the world is going to hear Bill screaming in agony and the staff will come to see a broken dick and you will have your eyewitnesses to something happening, as men just do not have flesh exposed because a woman tears their clothes off.
So the moral of the story is, if you are going to accuse a man at least look like..........well Tai Collins, at least with that Democrat you wanted it to happen, even if he didn't brag about it happening.
Frankly, if I were Herman Cain I would sue this woman on grounds of smearing my reputation in I would never have anything to do with anything this ugly, even after a bass boat full of beer.
agtG
