Pecksniff if you had eyes in your ass, you could see what a big asshole I am looking at
when I see your face.
As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.
OK, so apparently the Lame Cherry has to be in Mother Mode, you know your Aunt who berates your stupid ass in public to humiliate you, so it soaks in, so you stop being an asshole?
OK here is the lesson.
So it is Sunday morning. I have had a shitty week, shitty month, shitty people and things to do that need to get done and they are not getting done, so I take TL to the breakfast drive thru at Hardees. They can't get help and only have this cute little girl and this Sasquatch working there who can't help how she looks.
So we are at the drive thru and have the pets with us and it is a hot humid bitch of a day already at 9 AM. Sun is baking. We sit forever at the mic to order as no one is working and the gal tells us she will be with us. So we move up, and order. I'm about to tell you why I hate Minnesotans. Swear to all that is Holy, that some states just produce the biggest assholes on the planet. Minnesota, California, Washington, Oregon, loads of assholes for starters.
So I see there is an out of state Minnesota plate with this big ass SUV. Yes Minnesotans tell us they are so green, they are so liberal, they use only solar and wind, and then buy the fucking electricity from North Dakota coal plants....Minnesota pompous ass better than the rest of the world stuff, and they drive like the own the fucking world, park like the own the fucking universe, and then move to other states to retire because they have fucked up that state to bad.
So we sit there. We sit there. We sit there. The pets are about having heat stroke. I have no AC remember being poor. We sit there some more.
I start cussing and I know the people behind me are cussing, because these fucking Minnesotans in the FAST DRIVE THRU, just could not order a biscuit like we did to go, so we did not tie up the line for fucking hours, no they could not get their fat asses out of their AC SUV and go inside and order, NO THEY HAVE TO SIT IN LINE TO BE SERVED LIKE GODDAMN PRIMA DONAS!!!!
I watch what the gal is loading for them finally, and it is eating utensils as I said, they had to order the biggest most complicated fucking breakfasts on the planet, because they are Minnesotans.
IT NEVER OCCURS TO THEM THAT OTHERS ARE WAITING IN LINE. It never occurs to them that the staff is short handed. All that matters is these sons of bitches are going to be served. They fucking preach at people like all liberals do, but when it comes to Christian virtue in having some fucking common sense to not be burden on the entire of society in any small way.........hell no that never comes to their minds as they are so special in passing laws and ordering others to follow the rules they dream up.
I hate Minnesotans. I loathe Minnesotans. Their highway patrols are all assholes. Their people show up in other states parking all over the place, not turning on their signals to turn, scowling at you. It is a thing in the Brier if you have some asshole being a problem they are from some other state and you can count on it being a Minnesotan as they have no fucking sense.
I know people from Minnesota. I like them as they are Conservatives, but this shit that flushes out of that state is one collective group of thee most selfish, self centered and fucking biggest assholes on the planet. You would swear they are from New York City or LA for how Goddamn shitty they always are acting.
So as this needs to be stated. If you are going to go through a drive thru, the key word is DRIVE THRU, not order the entire fucking menu and park there waiting to stiffen up for the grave. Order things that are quickly made, so you do not tie the line up and waste other people's time.
Drive thru items are coffee, shakes, soda, biscuits and rolls. Drive thru NOT items are breakfast entrees, 400 hamburgers for your Church group, or ordering five items.
I realize that most of you reading this have never had this occur to you. I know it never occurs to people from Minnesota as they are the ones who leave their fucking shopping carts in the parking lot to blow into other people's cars or because there are those menial people employed to put carts away as you are too important to. No those menial people have jobs in stocking shelves and the more time they spend cleaning up Minnesota klusterfuck means the management has to raise prices to cover what Minnesotans in the SUV's are destroying the world over.
As I'm on a roll in this and fuming, one of the reasons I hate Minnesotans with such a passion is my sister the Pope, the asshole who called me up telling me I had to forgive her for being an asshole because she forgave me for what I did as a child which I WAS A CHILD, could not get a job out of college, but eventually landed one in Minnesota. She fit in being the biggest educated idiot on the planet. I listened to her family bitch, piss, complain and humiliate people in the next state over in South Dakota, which is why you hear so much about that shit hole state here as I know what goes on there.
So where do you think in Minnesota Nirvana did my sister retire early to with her husband? Minnesota of course right, as she had discerned with dirty dicked queers and baby butchers to vote for as they were "good" people, NOT A FUCKING CHANCE. She not only moved to South Dakota because their taxes are lower and Minnesota would have bankrupted them........but her fucking children all moved to South Dakota too!!!!
That is fucking Minnesotans for you. Belittle other people, ruin the entire fucking American political landscape and then to suit themselves move to another fucking state and ruin that too.
Look I realize none of us are alone in this. You got people from Eastern Washington, Oregon and Idaho cussing those fuck heads from California and the coast as those people are all assholes. Last Goddamn thing upstate New York, Maine, Vermont and West Virginia want to see are those Goddamn Big Apple or prick state plates of the Yankees showing up there. The problem is only the assholes have money now and they are the ones showing up all over the country. I don't know how places like Texas and Florida fucking stand all the Goddamn refuse which migrates there. Goddamn worthless shit that can't make it where they are so their GOPliters invite all that shit there to make people wait in the drive thru.
The fact is most parents are not worth a shit now. I have no idea where the terrifying aunts and uncles are that you got packed off to who tormented you and told you what a dumbass you were and you would never amount to something to make you not be a shit head. I was fortunate in my parents were real anal sociopaths. I had much older siblings and being Holy Ghost Inspired, I learned lessons by watching my siblings get their asses chewed and being humiliated, so I learned to get my ass out of the way, think about others and what my actions did, and to not be an asshole, as when I was growing up, most cases of assholes were cured in some other kid beat your ass. You learned to be polite and there was no calling the cops or tattling. You took it because you knew you were an asshole and you deserved it.
That is the problem now in people in Minnesota and these metro dictatorships are not being told they are assholes and there is this big communist safety net that no one has consequences for not doing their job, they all get paid or taken care of so they all keep being bigger assholes.
Enough sermonizing on this, but Goddamn it, stop being an asshole as there are too many assholes in this world now.
Nuff Said
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