Friday, September 4, 2026

Praises of America 5

 

 



As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.


In 1656 a new danger threatened, for in July the first Quakers landed in New England. The preachers of this sect were generally believed to be either Franciscan monks in disguise, or publishers of irreligious fancies, and in an evil hour[76] the authorities resolved to keep them out of Massachusetts. When the General Court met in October, it passed the law of which Mr. Longfellow gives an accurate résumé. This law was "forthwith published, in several places of Boston, by beat of drum," October 21, 1656.


THE PROCLAMATION


From "John Endicott"


[October 21, 1656]


COLE

Here comes the Marshal.

MERRY (within)

Make room for the Marshal.

KEMPTHORN

How pompous and imposing he appears!

His great buff doublet bellying like a mainsail,

And all his streamers fluttering in the wind.

What holds he in his hand?

COLE

A proclamation.

Enter the Marshal, with a proclamation; and Merry,

with a halberd. They are preceded by a drummer,

and followed by the hangman, with an armful of books,

and a crowd of people, among whom areUpsall and

John Endicott.A pile is made of the books.

MERRY

Silence, the drum! Good citizens, attend

To the new laws enacted by the Court.

MARSHAL (reads)

"Whereas a cursed sect of Heretics

Has lately risen, commonly called Quakers,

Who take upon themselves to be commissioned

Immediately of God, and furthermore

Infallibly assisted by the Spirit

To write and utter blasphemous opinions,

Despising Government and the order of God

In Church and Commonwealth, and speaking evil

Of Dignities, reproaching and reviling

The Magistrates and Ministers, and seeking

To turn the people from their faith, and thus

Gain proselytes to their pernicious ways;—

This Court, considering the premises,

And to prevent like mischief as is wrought

By their means in our land, doth hereby order,

That whatsoever master or commander

Of any ship, bark, pink, or catch shall bring

To any roadstead, harbor, creek, or cove

Within this Jurisdiction any Quakers,

Or other blasphemous Heretics, shall pay

Unto the Treasurer of the Commonwealth

One hundred pounds, and for default thereof

Be put in prison, and continue there

Till the said sum be satisfied and paid."

COLE

Now, Simon Kempthorn, what say you to that?

KEMPTHORN

I pray you, Cole, lend me a hundred pounds!

MARSHAL (reads)

"If any one within this Jurisdiction

Shall henceforth entertain, or shall conceal

Quakers, or other blasphemous Heretics,

Knowing them so to be, every such person

Shall forfeit to the country forty shillings

For each hour's entertainment or concealment,

And shall be sent to prison, as aforesaid,

Until the forfeiture be wholly paid."

Murmurs in the crowd.

KEMPTHORN

Now, Goodman Cole, I think your turn has come!

COLE

Knowing them so to be!

KEMPTHORN

At forty shillings

The hour, your fine will be some forty pounds!

COLE

Knowing them so to be! That is the law.

MARSHAL (reads)

"And it is further ordered and enacted,

If any Quaker or Quakers shall presume

To come henceforth into this Jurisdiction,

Every male Quaker for the first offence

Shall have one ear cut off; and shall be kept

At labor in the Workhouse, till such time

As he be sent away at his own charge.

And for the repetition of the offence

[77]

Shall have his other ear cut off, and then

Be branded in the palm of his right hand.

And every woman Quaker shall be whipt

Severely in three towns; and every Quaker,

Or he or she, that shall for a third time

Herein again offend, shall have their tongues

Bored through with a hot iron, and shall be

Sentenced to Banishment on pain of Death."

Loud murmurs. The voice of Christison in the crowd

O patience of the Lord! How long, how long,

Ere thou avenge the blood of Thine Elect?

MERRY

Silence, there, silence! Do not break the peace!

MARSHAL (reads)

"Every inhabitant of this Jurisdiction

Who shall defend the horrible opinions

Of Quakers, by denying due respect

To equals and superiors, and withdrawing

From Church Assemblies, and thereby approving

The abusive and destructive practices

Of this accursed sect, in opposition

To all the orthodox received opinions

Of godly men, shall be forthwith committed

Unto close prison for one month; and then

Refusing to retract and to reform

The opinions as aforesaid, he shall be

Sentenced to Banishment on pain of Death.

By the Court. Edward Rawson, Secretary."

Now, hangman, do your duty. Burn those books.

Loud murmurs in the crowd. The pile of books is lighted.

UPSALL

I testify against these cruel laws!

Forerunners are they of some judgment on us;

And, in the love and tenderness I bear

Unto this town and people, I beseech you,

O Magistrates, take heed, lest ye be found

As fighters against God!

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow.


Nuff Said


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