I have a picture of Al Franken with some chic, but as I was uploading it I saw Fred Thompson with his gorgeous wife......and well, I would rather look at her while writing about democratic dorks in Hollywood and readers would rather look at her than Franken, so for now it is our next President Fred Thompson and the gorgeous First Lady, Jeri.
I can't help, but like Al Franken. No, I don't like his diatribes, his propaganda, watching David Letterman fake laugh and wet his undies listening to him, his foul mouth, his mean spirited ways and his just plain sinful positions which destroy people, their families and their hope.
What I like about Al Franken is he gets on stage with other democrats and finds out what bigots they are.
I remember well, Al on stage ranting about some American thing he hates just because Republicans are associated with it. What was hilarious though is one of his democrats made a statement that all people in Minnesota are idiots like the rest of fly over country.
Franken went into argument mode defending his Minnesota. See Minnesotans are blow hards who think they are more intelligent, gifted and moral than all the rest of those lesser states like the Dakotas, Wisconsin, Nebraska and Iowa. People in the Midwest feel about Minnesotans like most people feel about Californians.
What got me thinking though was someone I respect in Conservative Ben Stein gave Al a thousands bucks for Al's upcoming Senatorial run against Norm Coleman. He gave the money because he likes Al, Al is his friend and Ben says Al is very intelligent.
OK Ben if you say so, but do you know Mark Dayton? He is a millionaire Minnesotan who spent multi millions of his family fortune just to be a US Senator. For all that money, donations from liberals and terms in the US Senate, Mark Dayton found out he is quite stupid like all Minnesotans. He is no match for Flipper Kennedy nor Shrew Clinton.
In the end, Dayton retired and no one could care less.
That begs the question how smart is it to get that kind of money and blow it on a wooden chair in a stone building in Washington, DC?
Intelligent Al has gathered $1.3 million in the first 4 months of 2007. In the real world where real people live in fantasy land in Minnesota that is still a good chunk of change. People give you over a million dollars in 4 months and all Al is going to do is spend it on thirty second ads telling people he is intelligent.
That don't sound too bright to me, Ben Stein.
Franken will probably get 10 t0 20 million dollars and he is going to spend it on nothing, be defeated and go back to being the same sneering bigot he has always been.
That don't sound too bright to me, Ben Stein.
The list of people who gave Al money got me thinking too in I sure would like them to give me money too as I need a garden tractor, vibershank digger, I could use a horse and a nice saddle, a chicken coup, maybe an old Ford with a carburetor which would be for emergencies and I sure could use a nice single shot shotgun or two.
I figure if the Hollywood bigshots gave me what they gave Al, I could get myself all the above and have about 30 grande leftover for a nice big beef barbeque they could all come to.
Any way here is a list of intelligent Al's intelligent donors, so people can stop buying these people's records and movies as they have too much money in not guarding it and giving it away to politicians named Al.
Bill Maher - $1,000. I would be afraid of this grande as the devil would want it back.
Tom Hanks - $4,600. I never have liked this guy from his making Conservatives out to be Forrest Gump to his idiot soldier picture which made Americans out to be cowards and murderers. I guess I wouldn't want Tom's money either.
Donna Dixon Akroyd - $2,300. I just don't like blondes, but I do like Danny her husband. Couldn't take her money either because I would end up telling Dan she is an idiot for being a democrat and that would just mean a fist fight with Dan.
Jane Curtain - $4600. I know looks don't matter, but his gal is like Joy Behar in scratch the blackboard cuddly. Reject this check too.
Paul Newman - $4600. I never had any respect for old man Newman ever since he said he lost his virginity at age 12. That kind of lack of morals is nothing I want to associated with.
Lucy Lawless - $2,000. I never got Xena as she seemed like she had an extra male gene. Giving money to Al....well too much Al's and X's and another check reject.
Kevin Bacon - $1,000. Oh wow, I remember him from Guiding Light, He was Sarah McIntyre's little boy before he got into sinner dancing. I really liked him in that worm movie, but him having red hair and so skinny....well his money just seems light weight so I would reject it.
Larry Hagman - $500. Wow old Larry with the liver donation. I never liked I dream of Jeannie, but loved him on Dallas. I wouldn't take his 500, but if he would in medical ok be able to down a few sun downers with me I would like that.
Robert Smigel - $4600. Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, a horny, poopy and cigar smoking wiener dog. No thanks on the puppets and no thanks on the check.
Leonard Nimoy - $4000. Oh crapper! Man first it is Shatner being written as a buffoon on Boston Legal as the Forrest Gump of law. Sulu telling everyone he is a sodomite and now Spoc goes and Frankensteins on me. I love Star Trek, but it is ruining it for me all these dorks acting like dorks. Four thousand Spoc? Buy me and you a pair of weeder hoes and we will talk it over where your Vulcan brain became a fricking democratic no mind.
Shawn Otto - $250 - Some writer related to some Minnesota elected chic wife. Don't know who he is and don't want his money.
Al's Family Donates
Frances Franken -$ 4,600 - his wife
Joseph Franken - $4600 - his son
Thomasin Franken $2300 - his daughter.
Lovely, way to get back the allowance money, but I don't take kids money nor pick the wife's pocket.
Shills of an assorted forgotten sort:
Jason Alexander - $4,600. He just keeps making mistakes since Seinfeld cut the cord. Not intelligent enough and I do not take money from mental retard leftists.
Barbara Bosson - $1,000. Wife of Stephen Bochco or something like that. I would ask them both for 4 million as they got it and are so miserable with it that I would be doing them a favor. With democrats 38 percent tax that would leave me under two and half million unless Franken was elected and democrats raise taxes again.
Beth Broderick - $1,000. No thanks Aunt Zelda.
Larry David/Laurie David - $4600 each. I would rather rub Larry's head as he needs it being married and now divorced from the crazy hoochie Laure. Nothing I want to rub on Laurie so his head would have to do.
Buck Henry - $1,000. Wow this old fossil is alive. Well I don't take money from almost extinct creatures.
James Morrison - $250. Save your money actor as you will need it.
Bob Odenkirk - $2,000. Cool name in Odenkirk. Kind of sounds like Star Trek in Viking days, but that is not enough temptation Brune Hilda to take your cash.
Garry Trudeau - $1,000 - Doonesbury is a non comic and if I don't like you I ain't taking money from you.
Bradley Whitford - $4600 - West Wing actor or comrade wing. No thanks to traitors.
Marlo Thomas - $4600 - I had such a big crush on her and then she goes and has fornicating adulterous sex with Phil Donahue. That just is like prostitute money. No thanks.
Phil Donahue - $4600 - Adulterer Phil. No thanks.
The powers that BE
To save time. No thanks boys and chickettes. Your work has destroyed millions of kids lives in perverting them. Has touched people I love in destroying them and sending them to hell. Keep your reward as you aren't getting one where you are going.
Lorne Michaels - $4600. SNL Creator
James L Brooks - $4600 - The Simpsons creator.
Jonathan Demme - $2300
Richard Donner - $2000
Nora Ephron - $2300
Peter Farrelly - $4600 - "Dumb and Dumber" creator.
Marshall Herskovitz - $1,000. 30 Something creator. It's interesting to note that he donated a single dollar on 3/1, then $999 on March 2. Perhaps a new genre of comedy, FEC Filing Zingers. Tonight on NBC!
Barry Levinson - $4600.
Rob Reiner - $2300 - Meathead on All in the Family
Harvey Weinstein $4600
Edward Zwick - $2300
Croakers
Don Henley - $1,000
Stone Gossard - $2,000
Bonnie Raitt - $1,000.
Linda Ronstadt - $1,500
I think the song by Henley said it all, "I'd like to find your little child and kick it's little ass, GET OVER IT!' Get over it croakers you are you and hating you is not going to change that.
Politicos
Paul Begala - $1000
Geraldine Ferraro - $1000
Karenna Gore Schiff - $500.
Warren Spanus - $250
If the devil wanted Maher's money back, this stuff must have chains attached to it.
Businessmen
Craig Newmark $500 - Craig's List.
Melvin Simon - $4600 - the guy behind the Mall of America.
George Zimmer - $4600. The guy behind The Men's Warehouse..
Wonderful Mark Dayton businessmen from Minnesota. I don't shop in your crapper stores so I don't figure I would take your money.
In the end, I think I would even return Bochco's money as I just couldn't take money from people without doing an honest day's work for it. You know labor like sweating which requires intelligence.
In saying all of that, I just don't see where Ben Stein sees Al Franken is smart.....but maybe the problem is Ben has been around too many Hollywood dolts.....you know like watching snails on the lawn and all of a sudden a worm crawls out of a hole and you think, "Wow worms are really smart.........."
Maybe for Ben Stein, Al Franken is he worm in his lawn.
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