Wednesday, August 8, 2007

Lame Cherry Home Run King

I wanted to announce that Barry Bonds has not broken my home run record
and never will, because home run records mean absolutely nothing now.
See back in the days when Babe Ruth set the record, it will forever
stand just like Roger Maris accomplishment in setting the single season
record will always stand, because both of these men earned the hits they
put the mustard on the ball........because they were baseball players
playing against baseball players.

It will not be popular, but Hank Aaron broke no records in baseball
really no more than the fake McGuire Sousa batting for publicity scheme
baseball came up with a few years ago.
Aaron earned maybe 700 runs, but the last ones he wasn't a baseball
player. He was that crippled old man you see running around the bases
that pitchers just were told without telling to put dingers over the
plate so baseball could have a new hero as it was good for their salaries.
That isn't no more a record than Nolan Ryan at the end of his career
pitching strike outs against the Twins with a strike zone which was 6
feet wide and 8 feet high.......baseball and umpires always fudge
numbers now and that is not records.

So for Barry Bonds who if you bother to look at him 10 years ago saw a
skinny kid who by miracle as an adult male turned into the Incredible
Hulk, the fake is on the wall or the ball. Steroids hit the last 10
years of hits and that is no record at all and is a disgrace as much of
baseball is.

I therefore, since rules do not matter, announce I am the home run king
and always will be.........I put my number at 229,000 home runs.......I
never played in the majors and never hit a home run outside the park in
my life, but rules don't matter in baseball and if steroids can hit home
runs like crippled old men can hit home runs.......well then I can hit
229,000 home runs as my not hitting them is just as relevant as these
fake hits.

I never liked baseball as a kid and I detest it even more now. Barry
Bonds should be banned from baseball and the last 10 years of runs too
just like Hank Aarons bogus hits.
Baseball can punish Pete Rose who actually was the greatest baseball
player a generation will ever see like Ty Cobb........so Major League
Baseball put Lame Cherry as the home run king or boot this garbage out
of the record books.

Pete Rose is your example.......so employ the same sentence on Barry Bonds.