The American of My Desire
We would like to invite you under this subpoena to freely partake of the American Fairness Doctrine. In it you will find the freedom to express yourself in progressive ways that are for the good of the whole.
You will become part of the whole under our all encompassing plan. Either to freely walk among the enlightened or to sojourn freely among the incarcerated as we the American people of Chicago are destined to be one nation under the messiah with liberty and justice for those who have been educated to our understanding.
Please feel free under US Marshal escort and our unifying bands of handcuffs to appear before us, the board of Chicago Thought Process as assembled by him.
Signed,
William Ayers Charlie Gibson Charlie Rose Warren Buffett George Soros
Bernadine Dorhn Katie Couric Brian Williams David Letterman Jeff Rense
Chris Matthews David Axelrod Kate Snow Cynthia McFadden Kiran Chetry
Barney Frank Charles Schumer Bob Schieffer Chris Cuomo Bill Keller
Diane Sawyer Peggy Noonan David Gergen Mark Halperin Al Franken
Keith Olbermann Bill Maher Michelle Obama Tom Daschle Ron Paul
Arianna Huffington Alec Baldwin Tina Fey Chevy Chase Steven Webber
Steve Hildebrand Brett Blackledge Adam Goldman Matt Apuzzo Bruce Springsteen
David Brooks Harry Smith Chris Wallace Tom Hanks Al Gore Sean Penn
Welcome Americans to the new America, please stand and await your turn to come before your judge, jury and dispenser of Obama justice.
If you are found guilty of thought not sanctioned by this pristine body you will be fined all of your wealth and invited to a mandatory re education facility to create in your aura a being of satisfaction.
Appeals will not be heard as the noted one has deemed it necessary to remove former Justices, Scalia, Kennedy, Roberts, Alito and Thomas for infractions of "conservatism extremus" passed by the Congressional majority of Sir Nancy Pelosi and Dame Harry Reid.
Mr. Limbaugh, your name is first. We see you have stated you have "talent on loan from God". Mr. Limbaugh this is a blasphemous statement as his messiahship has never loaned anything to you. Therefore you have admitted to grand theft talent from the messiah and are hereby sentenced to the re education diamond mines of Arkansas for the next 40 years.
Mr. Limbaugh please. The court can not hear your mumbling with that duct tape across your mouth, so it will conclude that is your affirmative in agreeing to the theft. Next case.
Sean Hannity. Yes we see a most grievous charge against you. Not noticing Joy Behar's cleavage and dropping her a nice note saying how cleavage infested she is. This is a grave offense of sexism Mr. Hannity for the law states:
Thou shalt worship the Behar thy breasts and them only shall you serve.
What is that Peggy Noonan????? Oh yes Ms. Noonan has stated you refer to your Mother as Mom, so that is aggravated assault on motherhood which will gain you another 20 years to life for this breast offense.
Please Mr. Hannity as we informed Mr. Limbaugh, the duct tape is secure and anything mumbled in this court will be used against you. Next case.
Ann Coulter, Yes, we have here a most egregious charge which states you have broken the first Amendment to the Constitution which reads.
Freedom of Speech to only liberals.
This is an extreme offense and no you may not mumble this all sounds like George Orwell's Animal Farm in key words added to documents. For questioning the court in mumbles, you are sentenced to be a maid in the messiah piece corp with the title of reparation slave to Africa.
I see we have here, Sarah Palin. Oh my, my, failure to tingle Chris Matthews leg and tingling far too many Bill Maher legs seducing fine Marxists from the manifesto in their hope of an elitist tomorrow with Obama and justice for all.
You are charged with also failure to abort a handicapped child, Letterman cocktail crowd assertions you did not provide condoms to your children and being pretty.
Obviously you are corrupted in worshipping dirty oil and daring to want Americans free. You are hereby sentenced to 57 life sentences for..........for being a Mother, a Woman and reminding Joy Behar she will never be a Lady and Cynthia McFadden the same.
Salt mines for you at Salt Lake with all those crazy Mormons, Christians, Jews and other lunatics we have assembled out there.
Lame Cherry. Such a pest you are. Writing nice things about David Rockefeller being needed as a banker and noting that the Europeans and Chicago syndicate are rocking the boat.
Your worst sin is you deliberately misspelled words to confuse confused liberals to ranting rants causing caustic profanity to come from their lips and thereby getting in the way of their hating.
You're sentence to being an exile in France which is a nice country except for all those French ruining it. You will be an American without a country as we, the United People of Obamerica, have created a Demarxia of the masses. Next!
Michelle Malkin. It says here you are not acting all like a woman, an oriental, an Amerikan and are appearing as an image of Sarah Palin.
The nation can not have that sort of idolatry as it is written, Amerika shall not live by bread alone, but by ever posture of the Obama.
Just as FDR rounded up you orientals, you will be relocated to Internment Camp 4007 in Colobama outside Denver where you will be re educated listening to Whoopie Goldberg for the next 27 years.
I just received a note that is this is all getting tedious for the court. Charlie Gibson looking down his glasses at 60 million Americans is suffering eye strain, Jeff Rense needs to sell some gold, George Soros has to go drill oil on former Jewish lands now under Hamas, Peggy Noonan and David Brooks have to go recharge their Obama chips and Bill Ayers has a new erector bomb set to play with as he is holding auditions for another liberal Jewish girl to be raped in his apartment to reconstruct his Oliver Stone's new film, O the story of 69, the summer of love.
Therefore all of you Conservatives are hereby sentenced to life without parole, serving illegals, working for the benefit of others and dying on command in infanticide, invalidicide and geezercide.
This concludes the business of the Obama Court of Obamanism.
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