Our American Prime Minister is having a bit of a problem in his gilded cage as he chirps at the press that he just has no room any more to spread his wings and fly Obama fly according to Politico.This really distresses me that our psychologically 10 year old Prime Minister just doesn't understand the fact of 10 Downing Street. So, in always seeking to assist our Prime Minister, this blog will avail itself once again to serve B. H. Obama.
First though, America must be aware that while this blog has bestowed upon B. H. numerous titles from PM, B. H. and hisself. There is not yet a pet name for our Obama and from henceforth, Barack Obama due to his chirping in his cage shall be known here as Birdie Obama as our official pet name.
With that out of the way, we are distressed here in Birdie has not had any of his jungle fever types from Peggy Noonan and David Brooks rising to his defense nor writing articles to assist Birdie in how to deal with his new cage. Even Noel Sheppard has not been parrot of the left in helping Mr. Obama after he and Newsbusters helped get our tweetie elected.
This just can not be as Birdie is your pet people. Every day you must feed him, water him and change his paper while making sure he gets the morning sun and is educated all those cats in the press are there for a reason in covering him.
Politico's Carol Lee who alerted the world that Birdie is upset in having no privacy after he sought the most unprivate job in the world next to tampon tester at Johnson and Johnson really is like Peggy Noonan in being too jungle fever to explain the facts of the press to Birdie.
Lee tries to write that the press are in the pool to cover Mr. Obama in his eating tuna melt and snow cones and to listen to his "Common guys that's enough pictures", comments.
To assist Birdie, no the reason the press pool has been with all Presidents in the modern press is simple, it is a death watch. One hears this continuously when Reagan, Bush 41 and Bush 43 are in office. Obituaries are written up in stock batches, anchors and editors keep books handy of notable facts they brush up on all in hopes that some Republican goes tits up.
The press though for Obama is only there they tell him to write of snow cones and take man boob photos to be published in the press. Of course, Birdie acts like he doesn't want his photo taken and the "press" pretends it stays back and doesn't take any rose thrown at memorial events, but they are there and the pictures do indeed show up and are blamed on the glitter press.
But the real fact is Birdie, the press is there to take fine Reagan photos of you in assassination attempts. It is not for snow cone events.
Furthermore Birdie, your jogs and your hauling your children out to public parks instead of swinging in your cage is really bird brained. Those people with you with guns are Secret Service. One has a responsibility to them when you are Birdie Obama in the cage you purchased with counterfeit Middle Eastern money. That responsibility is they are sanctioned to die in protecting you from any assassination attempts.
Birdie you probably noticed you have 2 children with you. Hauling them around to public areas might seem not like a good idea if one recalls John Connally eating a bullet and Jackie Kennedy having brain matter splattered on her. That kind of bird brain public outings you can not resist is putting those two children not only in danger, but exposing them to scenes no child should ever witness.
So Birdie, get the point for the Secret Service who has families and for your own family, go back inside and play and stop exposing innocent people to death because you are not intelligent enough to figure this out.
In assisting you Birdie, as this blog always seeks to do in helping you swing through life on your perch, we offer the following:
Federal Law Enforcement has all kinds of things they confiscate. For example, your perverted Uncle Frank Marshall Davis used to sell coke and weed out of a hot dog cart. All Rahm Emanuel needs to do is find a snow cone machine, hot dog cart, ice cream stand and then around 5 o'clock when the girls get home from school you call out, "Who wants ice cream?", and then you take the kids hand and for a stroll on the White House lawn and you listen to the music being played of the ice cream stand driving up.
One of the Secret Service detail is dressed in a striped uniform and everyone pretends it is real life just like you pretend you are President.
When you go to Camp David, as your cocktail buddy Letterman always has on Jack Hannah, you invite old zoo boy Jack down with some wild creatures and take your kids out to play with them.
Is not that hard as most people will do a great deal for free for the President. You can pretend you are at the circus to Disney World as I hear Disney is really fetching about homosexuals in assisting them.
It all works out wonderfully. You want to drive go carts, you just visit some military base like Area 51 and run wild. You want to drive a boat, the Navy is full of them that you and kids can put put around in and all will be safe.
Birdie you just stop have to acting common as it puts innocent people in danger. Look at Reagan in how many bystanders got lead poisoning. Jerry Ford had a whole lot of women pulling triggers on him in public too. Even Bush 43 had a hand grenade tossed at him. You just have to think big as you have lots of military land around the world and invite a few friends...............well you don't have any, but I'm sure Bill Ayers would come over and play on a military reservation as he likes blowing things up, but just keep him away from the Jewish girls as he likes having them raped.
So Birdie, I hope that clears things up and all of us can have a nice safe tenure until you are impeached or Patrick Fitzgerald indicts you and Joe and Hillary declare themselves king and queen. That is what this is all about in all of us in this and wanting to keep our caged bird singing and safe.
Birdie you are now our pet in our zoo. You will exist in the cage you wanted with all it's pretty trappings. Michelle said you did this for your daughters, well now they can forever be traumatized by people picking at them, saying mean things about them and shrink like all first children into oblivion of never amounting to a thing like Carolyn Kennedy and expecting it all to be handed to her.
I suppose you could resign Birdie in telling the world you changed your mind, but in any choice, recess is over. You are now in prison Birdie for the rest of your life. Start acting like a Prime Minister and behave yourself on your little perch and stop conducting yourself like Robert Mugabe running around putting yourself and others in danger.
Simple life Birdie, play by the rules and the misery gets along much better as it is apparent there is not going to be any jungle fever solace from Peggy Noonan as she had her thrill and you is gone. So it is just you and us chickens playing the game now. We get to go out and play doing what you can never do again, in simply living life at responsible liberty.
"Drive on James, to the cage and be quick about it, Birdie has the New York Times in the bottom of his cage to read."
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