not a Pelosi was stirring, not even mouse
The bailouts were hung on Americans with care
in hopes that mahdi Obama soon would be there
The unions were nestled all snug in their beds
while visions of vote scams hung in their heads
With Barack and Michelle in a Hawaiian bungalow
The rest of the world could all cuddle in snow
When out in the world there arose such snow storms
Al Gore even had shivers in his Global Warm
But with all of the heat of Senate seats sold
Barack was quite warm beating back all Rahm had told
With all of the scandal in Barack's do or dare
It reminded him so of his date with Lawrence Sinclair
When what to his wondering eyes should appear
But Patrick Fitzgerald with new indictments so near
With rattling papers and justice department agents
Barry wondered out loud where his good luck had all went
Phone taps, wire taps, email taps galore
Crimes kept piling up more and some more
Now money fraud! Now vote fraud!
Now fraudulent loans
On indictments! On convictions!
On kickbacks for my mansion home!
From the top of the porch
To the top of the wall
FBI agents everywhere
FBI agents all!
Blagojevich, Rezko, Auchi and ACORN
Questions of Hawaii in where I was born
Crimes upon crimes out of the blue
What is a rich Prime Minister to do
So what if I'm Kenyan and should be in Parliament
I just in low self esteem wanted to be a President
So what if I'm Indonesian and traveled to Pakistan
My passports are hidden can't you understand
So what if terrorists bribed me and the country is broke
So what if I told Israel to wait to go up in nuclear smoke
So what if I'm a liar it is the season of cheer
Because it is Obamass and your mahdi is here
Ignore the evidence as the media has done
Ignore all the crimes because the election I won
Don't search too hard for minorities in my cabinet with power
For this is my time, it is the Barack Hussein hour
Forget that my children are too good for public school
We are the first family and in DC to rule
Just think of it all as doing no harm
Sort of like swine in the house at George Orwell's Animal Farm
So what if the financiers destroyed all the world to get me here
I'm no criminal that should be so very clear
Laws mean nothing for each period and comma
Laws mean nothing as I'm Barack Obama
So excuse me if I investigate all of this myself
And declare I'm innocent with indictments on the shelf
There is no such thing as an Obama crime
So excuse me I'm on vacation and Michelle say it's pool time
So the mahdi Obama away he did run
Smoking his cigarettes and splashing in the ocean for fun
But the world was puzzled as he called out of sight
"Merry Obamass to me, and to my halo so bright!"
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