Friday, January 23, 2009

Knock knock

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Obama.

Obama who?

Obama wanna hold your hand.

I guess it is always coincidence when this blog was ignored in pointing out the elite of the world had harnessed the longevity gene in why people like Rockefellers and Castro just are energizer bunny going and going and going while mere mortals having a headache turn into donor cards for the patricians.

This really has nothing to do with narco banker castro, unless one notes it was Obama's financiers who caused the economic implosion to elect him in part and Castro has been funnelling billions in cocaine money, banknote fraud and forged passports into the esteemed New York banking establishment since he was installed as "communist" leader of Cuba, but it was more about the pretty package of el Presidente Cristina Fernandez of Argentina in warning all good young boys to stay away from Suzi Rotten Crotch as you never know where she has been.

With that public service announcement we segue into Obama's stimulus plan which is quite stimulating in the Republicans found multi millions in birth control as part of the package. So I guess millions of poor people having orgasms will be thanking each of you in sighs for the 850 billion dollar stimulus which is quite sexual.
In that is the main point in while Republicans were noting all the waste in the Democratic orgasm package for the masses, Birdie just brushed them aside with, "I won".

Great job of bi partisan governing there Mr. Mugabe Obama.

I don't want to make it seem though like this is all calling Democrats on the rug or Oral Office, because lo and behold a real Democratic leader surfaced in that blind Governor or New York. I guess in the Democratic party the blind shall truly lead the way.
After the blind Governor dumped Carolyn Tax my Nanny Not Kennedy, Mrs. Schlossberg, forgive if I misspell Schlossberg, but liberal news groups have somehow disposed of Mrs. Schlossberg's nice husband and all she is, is Ms. Kennedy now.
So the Gov dumps the Fitzgerald looking chic. Sorry, but that Irish Rose Fitzgerald was about as cut glass ugly as they came. Carolyn has that Fitzgerald gene and she is not a handsome woman to gain any sympathy like cutie Fernandez without Obama's Democratic paid for condom to protect her from perpetual Fidel.

Back at the ranch, the Governor appointed a real cute babe by the name of, Hot Stuff Gillibrand. The Democrats have been promoting that Stephie Herseth of South Dakota with her mysterious breasts which seem to grow in campaign commercials and in tight pink sweaters, but when she gets prego they deflate just like when she goes to Washington. It is one of the magician acts of all time in secrecy how it is accomplished.
Anyway, Governor Paterson, the blind guy who is leading the way, picked Rep. Kirsten Gillibrand. She reproduces in having 2 children to make it through Democratic aborticide policy and the NRA loves her and endorses her.
To put it plainly, Gillibrand, is more GOP than John McCain or is probably like Cindy McCain. This of course has the liberals spitting venom threatening the blind guy which I think is a hate crime under Obama Christian prosecution law.

What is amazing in this is Chuck Schummer got over his Obamasm of the 20th where he was babbling to Charlie Rose and is probably the culprit who got Hot Stuff nominated.
Schummer understood that New York needed a Republican on the Democratic ticket in the next election, who just happened to be from upstate New York and a woman.

Hmmmm, I doubt Charles bothered to read my blogs on Newsbusters or here, but is it not amazing that Charles Schummer advocated nominating Gov. Sarah Palin in the Democratic party in New York, because he knows that is where the elections are trending in the future.

So for Dick Cheney and all those other Ann Coulter dolts who have not figured it out in Sarah Palin, God knew what He was doing, I knew what God had me promoting and now Charles Schummer for the sake of a Democratic majority is swinging that party for political reasons in liberal New York for Sarah Palin of the Democrats.

All credit to You Lord as You did know as the GOP is too stupid to figure it out.

In that stupidity House minority GOP leader, John Boehner had his own Obama moment while meeting with Obama in complaining that "people who don't pay income taxes are getting a rebate".
Gee whiz John, you mean POOR PEOPLE, who are shouldering a bigger percentage of the tax burden in gas taxes, property taxes, excise taxes, state taxes and sales taxes, and who have to file income taxes in being humiliated in not being able to pay and then facing the same IRS hounding of their records..........that POOR PEOPLE WHO PAY MORE TAXES IN WIDOW'S MITE PERCENTAGE SHOULDN'T BE GETTING WHAT EVERYONE ELSE IS?????

That is and is the problem of the GOP leadership in being absolutely numb brained numb nutses. To pick of all things to complain about in slapping the poor around who there are more of in voting is just plain idiocy. It is right up there with Robert Reich labor stupid in not understanding that poor people should have been involved in this Bush give away all along, because THE POOR do not spend it at Walmart whose money all goes to China. The poor in America will take 300 to 600 dollars and actually buy a special item that will actually help the economy.
In honor of Hot Stuff and even Obama, I know of one poor person upon hearing they would be getting a refund FOR TAXES THEY DO INDEED PAY AND HAVE BEEN PAYING ALL ALONG just like everyone else, in they are going to go out and buy a gun.

That is my kind of welfare program as I have advocated here. The government stimulating the economy by having the refunds buy guns for poor people. God bless America and ain't that Second Amendment just blessed wonderful!

So if Birdie unknowingly wants to arm millions of poor folks, I is all for that as there is nothing more wholesome than guns, a Bible and a nice heavy cast iron spider to fry up some moose steaks.
Well, I guess that is about all there is to say on this subject matter and it is about time for me to join Sarah Palin in her sheets. Oh yeah, I neglected to mention I found a mismatched set of flannel sheets and a pillow case in the store and am delighted in them.
The bottom is an ugly green check, the top is moose artwork and the pillow case is a big ole black bear with spruce trees. I have deemed them my Sarah Palin set and adore them immensely as what child would not want to snuggle into prayers with a woman who is toting a big gun and knows how to shoot it.

Wonderful day in Obama world. Roland Burris and now Kirsten Gillbrand. Nice to know the Democratic party is preparing the way for their voters to vote Sarah Palin.

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