Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Noonan's Obama Nooner

Well I guess the world knows what Peggy Noonan was doing during the Birdie Obama inauguralization speech, she was once again wrapped up in an Obama nooner orgasm. It appears the first thing that goes in a traiter after their character, is their mind from some kind of Obama venerial disease like Al Capone suffered, and the last is proof in the old wives tale, "Masturbation will make you go deaf".

Noonan absolutely cooed over the antiquated, "Pick yourself up, dust yourself off, and start all over again", line from the 30's. Geez Louise, Pegs, if I want advice from a song that would not even make it on Sesame Street as a teaching tool today, I would listen to Oprah!

Peggy Noonan has become a literal Obamahikers Guide to the Galaxy. For those who do not have a reference point to that poignant British satire using the Eagles, Journey of the Sorceror, music, there was this odd character in there who had multiple heads who would say the most stupid things. Peggy Noonan appears to have grown two Obama heads to do her thinking for her when she is not thinking with her pants.

What makes this even more profound is the Telegraph UK was quoting black people at the Mall and one said, "She had heard it all before", and, the most hillarious summation was by an exasperated black guy who said, "I thought the speech was sh*t".

I guess me and my black brothers and sisters are not such a gulf apart anymore in discerning Obama's abilities. I though still think from the way those people were milling about after the speech in that cold that they were looking for free turkeys or something. It just seemed like someone had promised them something for showing up.
In that, I also wondered in these hard economic time we are told how around a million black people can take of work, pay high gas prices, you know how much food and lodging costs, and none of those folks were in rags either. So it seems black people have done very well under George W. Bush.

Peggy though in her unction even is inflating the number of black people at the Obamza to 2 million. It must be from her yearning to have Obama notice her that this strange other woman fantasy is spreading all through her life.

As of note to Conservatives, Peggy even takes a degrading shot at President Reagan, who made this Obama girl and who she owes her job at the WSJ. She repeated the lecture of Obama that Reagan was wrong in "government is the problem".
How in the world can anyone who ever worked for Ronald Reagan ever come up with something like that? Either Peggy Noonan was n*gger knockin' in college like that other turncoat, Jimmy Webb, now of the Senate, or the woman is suffering from some kind of Obama sex disease.

To repeat, black people thought Obama's speech sucked, English people thought it blah and I found it hillarious in Barack Obama created a speech exactly as was posted here in satire. All Birdie did was create a speech which was as dull as he was.
Birdie needs Bill Ayers to infuse his brain like Ayers did for Dreams of My Father, because Obama is incapable of writing anything and his "delivery" is nothing but yelling into the mic which is not profound as most liberals think.
Saying stupid things that sound like they come with authority are stupid things still.

It is an embarassment for Matt Drudge to keep propping up Peggy Noonan and Ann Coulter is having her reputation damaged as she keeps associating with these faux CONservatives.

Noonan ends her love note to Obama with terming him a "young sobersides". I guess love is also shaving years off of white haired almost 50 year old Birdie as young he ain't and sobersides is defined as "serious and sedate" or adult.
Considering Birdie is a fused 10 year old who smirks when a black preacher in a benediction tells yellow people to be mellow (servants), tells the red man he is behind in the line, and that white people are all racists following the wrong policies keeping people down, that really is not the character of an adult.
As for serious, there is serious and then Birdie Obama self absorbed wrapped up in his own preening like a cat licking himself 500 times, perhaps Birdie should be checked for hair balls too.
Sedate? More like sedated as that was one boring speech, the last of which was an 8th grade math teacher on the first day of school trying to manipulate kids into behaving. It works when children are 12, but not reaching Reagan voting age.

I actually like the synonyms of sobersides, "a prig", which is an arrogant, annoying, snoot who is a snob. Pegs didn't mean it that way, but that is Barack Hussein Obama.

Gee wasn't it Karl Rove who pegged him as exactly that as the well pressed suited, jerk, smoking a cigarette, leaning against the wall, contemptuously looking at all the other men as he was bedding their wives and had some ditz blonde on his arm at the golf course.

Pegs, you keep saying those things about your thang and you aren't goin' to be invited to the Lincoln bedroom.

The Obamahikers Guide to the Galaxy, Episode 47, Noonan's Obama Nooner.

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