It is difficult being serious all he time here as I never am allowed to talk about my favorite subject in myself, nor ever am allowed to express humor as everything here is taken so seriously.
In that, from my source at The Leek, which is kind of a made up European version of The Onion, which brings in no revenue, no readership and no comment, the exclusive undoctored photoshop photo was produced for the entire story of what really went on with Carolyn Kennedy's foray into the political bed of mussed up hair stories of Senates seats not bought and sold in Chicago, but bedded and beheld in New York.
New York Governor Dave the blind guy leading the Democrats to victory by nominating Sarah Palin Paterson let the kitty out of the bag in stating Carolyn turned "nasty", "wouldn't answer her phone", "he thought she might be sick (when he was phoning her in he wee hours of the morning in sickness)" and it was "all a personal matter".
Nasty, not answering the phone and morning sickness in a personal matter, yup, it sounds like Governor Paterson was talking allot about a baby in the bundle doesn't it.
Calls to the Governor's office if made could not be confirmed nor denied by the Leek.
Who though would Governor Paterson suspect as being the father?
Certainly it could not be the that whore buying Governor New York just tossed out, but yet Governor Paterson noted he was put off when Carolyn called him up right after Barack left and told the Gov, "She would like to be considered".
Obviously Carolyn was throwing herself at Governor Paterson and he was put off by her as being blind he could see her probably more clearly than the NBC Today Show.
Calls to Carolyn Kennedy's office if made could not be confirmed nor denied by the Leek.
So who was captured in the exclusive Leek love quadrangle photo?
The ever lovely Mr. Schlossberg, Edwin, unnamed husband in hundreds of Carolyn Kennedy stories.
This blog digresses seldom, but at this point wills to digress that it seems the problem Carolyn Kennedy had was being not in a cheap slut in cheating on her husband nor in hiring peasants who can not speak English to walk the dog and feed treats to the children, but it was in the fact Carolyn Kennedy dropped all of her names.
See Carolyn Kennedy is allot like Barack Hussein Muhammed Dunham, Obama, Soetero, Dunham Obama in her real name is Carolyn Bouvier Kennedy Onassis Schlossberg. Obama had no trouble when he was using his real name, but when he started using a common name he started having trouble.
Carolyn only started having trouble when she started using just Carolyn Kennedy so the public thought she was no longer regal.
I mean look at her mother Jackie or Jacqueline or something. When she was Jackie Bovier Kennedy Onassis and mistress cheating with someones husband she was not just a common slut, but royal like. If she would have went back to Jackie Kennedy, her entire world would have crashed just like Carolyn. When you sleep with the help, you have to keep the diamonds on otherwise you look just like the help and people start treating you like the help.
So the "affair" with an heir just lost all it's air when she became just an Irish lass who let the pass go to home plate.
In that she spent the summer with Barack living a carefree jungle Jane life. Then there was the deep, probing, throbbing caress of searching intimately with Eric Holder for a Vice President all through the sultry days of August.
With all that mysted dew on the lily grass, it is no wonder the above pictured black guys who seem very tall for their size were thought to be the reason for morning sickness, nasty phone calls and personal reasons, that a black Governor in Dave Paterson might not want to be thought of as the immaculate conception jungle fever father with two other black dudes dating Carolyn all summer.
Little hard for the black blind guy to deny he was not the father, because the press could always press the question if the blind guy actually could see to prove who he was with if it was Carolyn Kennedy or not.
Further proof is Leigh Taylor Smith, the beautiful, sparkling, dark haired beauty as Miss New York.She has three names and one can see how suddenly that launched her into stardom and winning the pageant of New York. Obviously there is a correlation in this to the problems Carolyn Kennedy is suffering from.
What it exactly is, is probably the same reason all the news programs have half naked women running around in stories which make no sense, but obviously they are there like Kiran Chetry showing her panties and Katie Couric with her bony knees digging into CBS football playoffs with a mop haircut.
It has nothing to do with anything, but as this fills up the page nicely and wonder of wonders it proves the Leek's point that this makes as much sense as all that is going on in Obamaland.
Lastly in the picture is the Fitzgerald looking daughter of Carolyn and Edwin, Tatiana. Nothing like naming your children fresh out of the KGB years a nice Russian name to remind the world you hate America, Mrs. Schlossberg.
Guess that is why someone named a kid Barack Hussein Muhammed Obama jr.
In any case if Carolyn Kennedy's non existence affair Obama luv child makes it past Planned Parenthood salt scalding or Obama's steel clamps and vacuuming out the brain matter as loving parents, the Leek notes that a name must be given this child.
Yes we already know their last names in Bouvier, Kennedy, Onassis, Schlossberg, Obama, Holder, but what about the first name and middle name.
It must be something mansexual in gender neutral that all will say, "Oh my I never knew if you were a man or a woman" as I doubt the Leek will be forwarded any paternity tests nor ultra sounds of this luv child in the works which had Gov. Paterson so upset in his trying to be fingered as the father.
Honestly, I pick Soviet for the middle name as what is more of an enigma but this blog than Soviet in figuring out the sex of that it is.
With that settled, I have decided he name of the affair luv child to be named in honor of our hero, the one person promoting black people in this world in the Democratic party and now under attack for being a nice guy with a big haircut, Rod Blagojevich.
No I'm not naming some little sissy boy Rod as he might grow up to using his namesake like Teddy to the education or funeral of too many women and little girls, well we already saw what Stanley let loose on the world, so no Rod for a girl.
The name for the tissue, fetus, will be Blagojevich Soviet Bovier, Kennedy, Onassis, Schlossberg, Dunham, Obama, Soetero, Holder with Governor Dave Paterson as the at distance godfather.
This turned out more serious than was planned, but then as nothing here is ever planned and we just jump in and splash around to what is wet, I guess it used up the quota of taxable non words today for a keyboard hoping all this NSA watching what goes on here will remember to hire me for the new 600,000 person Obama job corp as White House protocol ticket who stays in the White House Assistant to the Prime Minister's new dog, so at least when they get tired of the puppy, it will be cared for and not run over like Clinton's Buddy.
The moral of the story remains Dave Paterson, "Once you had Barack you never go back".
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Nasty Carolyn
Underwhelming Carolyn
Rush Limbaugh comments not on himself, but a story not about Carolyn Kennedy being prego
