Whew, I don't know if other people are feeling the effects of having Birdie Obama in the White House, but apparently a little Birdie is like concentrated, high octane, white rhino. For those unfamiliar with the various cannabis varieties, that is one the very advanced Europeans sell to make the world look Obama better stoned.
I fear that having such a wonder as Birdie Obama daily in the White House will be too much for the mere mortals of America. So therefore always seeking to assist our new American Prime Minister, I suggest that the way to deal with this is to send Birdie on a perpetual rock star tour.
How else can mortal Obamaniacs survive with having their neurons, nerve endings and leg tinglers firing off in them like being juiced on a crystal meth cocktail mixed with ecstasy, or, the gay bar rape drug of initiation.
As Mr. Obama's first objectives as published on his White House site is hiring guys who dress up with women's silk panties and making the Bible hate speech, I feel the need to share our wonderful Birdie with the world and give Peggy Noonan's panties the opportunity to dry out as we do not want her genitalia to catch New York frostbite in this Gore Obama global warming we have.
The plan in checking is there are a floating number of around 194 sovereign nations around the world. I figure if we toss in the Mosquito Indians of Latin America as Philistines get their own country like Kosovo terrorist Muslims that we can come up with around 200 nations which America can share Obama with to save our Obamananiacs from brain fry.
In this, America can ship Obama out tomorrow to be President of like Kiribati. He can change that nation too in having all the men wear lipstick and pantyhose for the advancement of mankind.
I know that Peggy Noonan, being the good Catholic she is, will support her Obama as he flies into the Vatican in the next 200 days, dresses up Pope Ben in a silk French evening gown, puts a nice blush on his cheeks and helps style his hair in the newest butch look.
I'm equally certain that Hamas of Gaza will equally appreciate their new gowns in to launch missiles at Jews which Birdie has promised to retaliate for after they are dead.
In this way, all of Obama's world citizens can have their own taste of Obama, the concentrated form, where their head will swim, they will tingle, they will feel drunken, doped and ditsy, all to their euphoric nature.
Never mind that black folks in Chicago still live in slums, because hey we got all these millionaire gays, lesbians, transsexuals, bi sexuals, all worried about sex all the time instead of paying bills, all jobs as they were working in all the best places in the first place, with Ford putting up an entire advertising campaign for them and Disney has an entire division for them.
So what if Gramma Odinga is living in a hut like brother George, Obama will sweep into Kenya and dress up George as girl to get a mechanics job and Gramma can lead the lesbian way against hate speech in Africa, even if she ain't lesbian.
That is what is important and it is in America's interest to share Birdie Obama. So if America ships Obama out to his other subjects today, Obama will be backs sometime around his birthday. Amazingly concentrated Obama, means America will only see him twice a year.
So in this new era of change we can believe in, I believe the first change is flying out Birdie on Obama 1 and sharing him with the people who voted for him around the world. They too should experience the rapture state of attending an Obama event, and then all standing around not knowing what to do without him like they are looking for a free turkey dinner.
I wonder if I can apply for the Obamam Recovery. It certainly is a medical condition and certainly it must be debilitating for all the people I saw on the DC Mall looking phaser stunned in the stupor of the cold.
Tom Daschle you must include the obamasm as a medical condition, just like Rep. Lee of Texas has for hate crimes, full time off, full benefits and housing for a nice package.
I think I want my time off at Obama's book salary living in his 11 million dollar vacation retreat.
Wonder where the over 1 billion Chinese are going for their benefits.
agtG
