Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Barack me Obama


Apparently the Obama tracking sensors did not appreciate my review of enslavement Obama, aka, the upcoming Obama budget, as they are now checking out my meanderings again.
In light of this, it seems appropriate to give the artificial intelligence something to really ponder in Harcourt Fenton Mudd terms of Stella Dear.

Today we have an anatomy lesson in if you like you can check out your navel. If you can do it from memory, then please do.
Next you may in your memory recall your mother' navel.

What I'm logging into your mind is the reality of what navels look like which are normal and what navels look like normally after child birth.

Most people have not studied navels nor have given them much thought in if they are "innies" or "outies", that pretty much concludes navel doctrine.
What floats the boat though in navels is the fascinating way they are formed, because they depend a great deal on who, where and what is cutting the umbilical cord.

For a bit of too much information, my dad was delivered without the benefit of clergy, doctors, females, nurses or midwives. What he and Gramma had though was Grampa, with probably the same knife he used to trim my fingernails and cut out slivers, to cut the cord, the tie that binds.

In the excitement of the moment, Grampa lopped off the umbilical cord a bit short. While it won't kill you, it will leave a basic cavern in one's stomach for a definite innie.

If one examines the above man boob photo of Prime Minister Obama, one soon notes his rather elongated, sunken navel. Women seem to have navels like this often from being stretched in childbirth or in the case of Patricia Heaton whose photos abound on the internet, they have these odd looking navels after plastic surgery.

So I suppose you are asking, "When was Barack Obama pregnant or why did he have plastic surgery?"
Ridiculous questions indeed, until one starts to remember how the knife of the inexperienced cuts things a wee bit short and creates the not so perfect navel not seen on centerfolds.

As this blog noted, Barack Obama's birth certificate forgery lists his father as "African", which is not how in American legal documents blacks were noted on certificates. That is a modern politically correct term which means his forgery was produced by some modern liberal who does not know 'negro' is the correct term and can be found on many current death certificates, police arrest files and birth certificates.
So the tale of the navel initiates the question in, "Were doctors in Hawaii this inexperienced that they would botch the simple cutting of an umbilical cord?"

Or perhaps, is Obama's man boobs mansexual photo actually an evidencing clue that he was born outside the United States due to his botched umbilical cord cutting.

That navel is foreign made. It is either that or the Hawaiian doctor was so traumatized in seeing a brown baby coming out of a white woman that he went postal.
Probably not as there are lots of brown toned babies filling up the Hawaiian hospitals in 1961.

So Mr. Prime Minister, why does your navel match a pregnant woman's, a woman who had plastic surgery to tummy tuck her prego stomach and stretch marks away or a navel that looks like it came out of the 3rd world Kenya?

I could get into my expertise on circumcision, but as Birdie has not been waging that around for paparazzi photos, I will leave that to an expert like Lawrence Sinclair.

The question remains though, Barack Obama might have been American made, but his navel is 3rd world grade.

Who made the navel?


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