In celebration of the Barack Obama Stimulus Trillion Dollar Stimulus Package and Nancy Pelosi Floor Show with optional lap dance and or free cocktail, it occurred to me that a very astute entrepreneur like Lawrence Sinclair, an expert in Obama anatomy, could most possibly apply for an Obama Stimulus Small Business Grant based upon Birdie Obama's small business in his pants as related by Mr. Sinclair in detail.Think of it as a latex, plastic, electronic and Indian hashish appendage to Mr. Sinclair's wonderful new expose' on Barack Hussein Obama in book form.
First up, we have thee Obama dildo, found in Google search, so we know it is appropriate for this public site.We call this the Peggy Noonan model for white women suffering from Jungle Fever, anatomically correct to Mr. Obama's small size so as not to scare RHINO women who voted for Obama, and specially flavored to Charlie Sheen's cluckie's chicken.
Colored purple to bring that sensual quality to the New York Times dream sequence women so moved by all things purple attached to Obama which swell, hemorrhoids not included.
Next, we have for entrepreneurial success, we have the electronic version of Barack Obama which has he been showing off to numerous gay males of the Midwest. Wired and grounded for maximum safety from sultry, steamy times, this model is not recommended for bathtub use nor for taking for walks as your favorite pet.Extension cord not included, but dual controls for digital television are for 24/7 Obama watching.
Then we have the Obama Patriot Obama Bong in honor of his decriminalizing all illegal drugs. This model we call the Olympia Snowe and Susan Collins model where Olympia sucks and Susan blows for a full Arlen Specter effect in a red, white and blue, Obama Patriot experience.
Lastly, we have the Obama blow up doll. Fashioned after actual Obama photos prancing on the beach, posing outside sweaty health clubs where Marines work out for recruitment, to be specially man scented and Obama oily.Features include sprinkler sweat system in the event Obama rubbercourse gets too hot with built in fire alarm to pull in a strategic spot and auto dial 911.
I see great potential in this venture in using Stimulus money to stimulate Obama voters from Google to Peggy Noonan. Millions of brown paper boxes discreetly covered with only the return address of:
Barack O. Wowzer
Sexty Hundred Times Puddsylgasm Avenue
Washington, DC
Peggy Noonan can get her mail and smile brightly as the Christians wonder as she says, "Oh this is just a package for my box from the guy in Washington we all love".
David Brookes can get his brown bag and grin telling Conservatives, "Oh this is just flute I will be playing in orchestra later tonight in patriot tunes".
Harry Smith will pull out his bag and air compressor and tell the neighbors proudly, "I'll be over tonight for PBS boyfriends as the wife is having global warming party for our guy in Washington".
Imagine how this will amaze all the Obama friends. People not going out in burning gas warming the planet up, but staying in every night conserving energy by using the low power settings on the anatomically correct small models of Birdie Obama's little Birdie jr.
Millions are to be made as these Obamaniacs only having fictional black friends, can now step up to legitimate purple, blue and shades of grey friends to eventually work through to black.
Think of the savings on psychiatrists in just one little Obama package.
I bestow all capitalistic rights on this for Mr. Lawrence Sinclair to develop or simply put it on the shelf.
The wonderful world of the Obama stimulus. Lesser peoples have the world as their oyster. We have Birdie as ours. The answer to saving America, the continuation of Obama sex to soothe the savage breast.
agtG
PS: Nancy Pelosi model to follow with subsidies as no buyers are expected.
Who thought the end of sex came with Bill Clinton leaving Washington. It is a sexstravaganza from Chris Matthews leg tinglers to the wet pantie dream of the Obama girls.
