After the problems of the New York Post's cartoon in police shooting a chimpanzee and the caption infuriating uninformed liberals, this blog now ascends above the fray to once again help my brothers and sisters on the left, as we are all friends of Tom Daschle, to explain things to the world and set the standard now for Obama Primate Etiquette, hereafter referred to as OPE.
The problem for liberals who think all black people are kindred to apes in jumping to charges against the Post is that it was Nancy Pelosi who actually wrote the stimulus, kickback, porkulette chop of the American economy, as Birdie Obama was off playing with his banana.
As one can see Nancy Pelosi does have certain primate qualities, with the fact that the chimp and the monkey would make better dates than Mrs. Pelosi.
The Post needs to understand that if they had posted the below cartoon they would have been completely funny, hilarious and celebrated on David Letterman, as Al Franken made comments about shooting Republicans along with other liberals, so this would be fine with the left.
Any caption would have been acceptable to Letterman. A new theme perhaps of this being "neocon" Norm Coleman of Minnesota fouling up the Al Franken Minnesota recount being given post election results, would have been fine as Norm Coleman is Jewish and the liberals are furious over Benjamin Netanyahu now Prime Minister or the Israeli state allowing liberals to slur Jews again in the neocon reference.In this Obama age of Hamas friendly terrorists, liberals would have loved the threat on Norm as it would be code against Netanyahu and all right wing Jews to behave or they would face the same fate.
This is the face of liberal comedy remember in David Letterman raping Sarah Palin, molesting her handicapped child and attempting to abort the Palin's grandchild by stressing out their teenage daughter.
This is another face of liberal comedy. See it is quite alright for sites to use Nazi dehumanization propaganda in showing President George W. Bush as a chimp in loathsome comedy for 8 years, but it is not alright to show Prime Minister Barack H. Obama as a primate.
Of course, unless as this blog has recorded you are the Associated Press or Huffington Post which were the first to publish dumb as a primate photos of Barack Obama.
But then AARP had an entire ad campaign about getting the Obama or monkey off of your back and AARP actually supported Obama.
Rip Torn, the actor is quite acceptable like George W. Bush to feature in cartoons with orangs as he is a successful white guy.
One may not though portray David Letterman as a muck sucking swamp gorilla, infested with the lice of hatred, the ticks of bigotry and the face of the Letterman cocktail crowd as that is just not funny.
One also may not notice a white monkey with black hair is not the same as a black monkey with black hair, and, especially one may never remind readers the white monkey looks like it was born from a Peggy Noonan egg laying womb, and only for liberal catharsis note that the Peggy Noonan womb lusts for the black white monkey in forlorn expressions of why can't the black white monkey love me too.I hope this clears up the Obama Primate Etiquette, OPE, but as a simple reminder the following rules apply.
1. Black men who are white are only black.
2. Anything a person from the right wing says involving primates will immediately trigger the Obama response in liberals as that is where their minds operate in primate racism.
3. It is funny to call a Christian, successful white male a primate, but is racism to even print a photo of a primate as liberals all think it is about Obama.
4. It is only acceptable if liberals post primate photos of Obama over their hate fit revenge in Birdie allowing Gaza to be bombed.
If all of us follow these simple rules of OPE, there should be no longer offense to any monkey, orang, chimpanzee or ape, in being thought to look like Barack Obama, as Barack Hussein Obama has proven a primate unto his own order.
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