Well it appears that Barack Obama is an exhibitionist and has found a way to even beat (pun literally) Bill Clinton in smoking Monica's cigar in public.
The Obama Top 10 List Captions.
1. Is that a roll of dimes or am I happy to see myself.
2. Don't be afraid lil' penis, it is just Uncle Obama calling.
3. Wow I do have a friend in Washington.
4. Looks like Extenz hit my stimulus package.
5. I knew all that orchid heat in the White House would grow something.
6. Like to see a teleprompter deliver that message.
7. Michelle needs to measure this monkey in my pants in metric.
8. Wearing black really does make you feel black.
9. I finally found something I'm good at.
10. Eureka! It just shrunk. I thought Lawrence Sinclair bit it off.
*salute to the Ranger
PS: I won't have to photoshop if Obama turns out his own porn.
Obama doesn't just whistle, he masturbates while he works.
agtG