Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Pocket Pool Obama

Well it appears that Barack Obama is an exhibitionist and has found a way to even beat (pun literally) Bill Clinton in smoking Monica's cigar in public.


The Obama Top 10 List Captions.

1. Is that a roll of dimes or am I happy to see myself.

2. Don't be afraid lil' penis, it is just Uncle Obama calling.

3. Wow I do have a friend in Washington.

4. Looks like Extenz hit my stimulus package.

5. I knew all that orchid heat in the White House would grow something.

6. Like to see a teleprompter deliver that message.

7. Michelle needs to measure this monkey in my pants in metric.

8. Wearing black really does make you feel black.

9. I finally found something I'm good at.

10. Eureka! It just shrunk. I thought Lawrence Sinclair bit it off.



*salute to the Ranger

PS: I won't have to photoshop if Obama turns out his own porn.


Obama doesn't just whistle, he masturbates while he works.


agtG