A neighbor kid I once knew who was Russian, used to have the most stupid joke, but him telling it somehow made it funny to me as he was an idiot.
A guy stops by the Dog Sh*t Diner, and the guy orders up the special of the day.
The guy looks at it and says, "That looks like dog crap".
The cook says, "Nope it's today special".
The guy sniffs it and says, "That smells like dog crap!"
Then the guy feels it and says, "That feels like dog crap!"
Then the guy picks up a piece and licks it, and says, "That tastes like dog crap!"
"Sure", the cook says, "What do you expect special at the Dog Sh*t Diner, cat crap."
Of course the load of crap coming in this has to deal with Birdie Obama, because he never ceases to amaze me in how low this guy stoops to in being a liar.
There are few wonderful events in a man's life. The birth of children to bringing home a puppy are pretty sacred events. Yet Obama out catting around with gay males, putting his kids in jeopardy very well shows how much Obama really thinks of his kids.
Now onto this, Obama has just done something with low regard involving of all things a puppy.
Obama and the wife promised during the campaign that they would adopt a dog from a shelter after the election was over.
Well in typical Obama lying fashion, the Obama's got a dog which was "rescued" in a most Kennedy fashion.
Turns out their "Bo" was a purebred, bred by Teddy Kennedy's dog breeder.
The rescue return apparently was Bo at the trainer for a month...........so Obama could like and make it look like he kept a "promise".
Sort of like his 400 dollar poverty stimulus which has now shrunk to 250 dollars and only goes to elderly, the disabled and some other obscure groups........the poor once again got shoved to the side of the road.
It is one thing for the Clintons to get Buddy the dog for political reasons and then have him run over in an "accident", and it is an equal thing to lie about one of the most innocent of things in a puppy.
To this blog, this reflects equally to people who steal Christmas trees from my neighbors yard for the holy season.
Who on this earth lies to the public over adopting a dog, a dog which is already in the works from the Kennedy's breeder, then acts like they are searching for one, comes up with a story that the "owner" who is the dog trainer is returning the dog, just to make it look like they are doing something to appease animal welfare cranks.
The worst part is just like everything Obama, his animal welfare cranks are making excuses for this liar.
There are questions in this in apparently American liberals have elected a family into the White House which is not bright enough to train a dog.........or cares enough to love a dog into proper responses.
I detest dog trainers as much as most any trainers. They condition animals to an absolute blur, almost like having a military mind inside a pet. Wonderful if the dog is a Soldier, but Soldiers are not puppies who know how to turn off and on training.
It might require 3 days to bring a dog out of their shell with love or as in a case with untamed horses, it took this blogger almost a year and a half to gain that trust that the animal stopped blowing up.
Using a puppy and lying about it. More defining moments of Birdie Obama
agtG
PS: I hope the photo is correct in Obama in training for the hounds chasing him as law enforcement closes in.
Wag the Bobama