I finally figured out why Muchelle Obama is being forced to where cotton picker clothes, why she stayed behind in Paris and London to do girly shopping, and the reason is, she was not shopping for herself, but for Barack Hussein Obama.You see, liberals have been begging for Barack to find his inner Hillary, but the problem is, is that he has already found his inner "Barbara".
The world has before it all the evidence, that in the White House, America now has Barbara Hussy Obama.
We saw the struggle of Birdie as he was lusting after Carla Sarkozy, but now we wonder if his lust was not for the woman, but for her wonderful attire. Let us face the facts that Muchelle Obama has no taste in clothing like all black women caught in that African thing while black women pleased to be in America like Mrs. Robinson aka Grammama Governess, dress beautifully.
So Birdie sees this hideous attire of his wife, and finally gets out in the world, and here is Carla Sarkozy looking all hottie French, and Birdie just wants to be wearing the French cut undies the French President's wife has on.
Of course, he gets a feel off of some tan skinned Soldier girls in Iraq, but it is nothing like the Lawrence Sinclair fever which boils within his veins.
So Muchelle is relegated to go shopping for Barbara Obama, while Babs goes home and searches through Muchelle's granny panties to prance around the White House until she gets home with the real deal.
This has been very hard on our Prime Minister Babs Obama, because even killing flies has not brought out the man in him. His eyes were terrified and were just screaming it seems now to just want to run home and play on the swing like Silly Sally.
Imagine Babs Obama being in desire of Lawrence Sinclair and Mr. Sinclair will have nothing to do with him. Babs has to be coy in making overtures to Brian Williams to come up to his bed for a manfriend night stay, but it appears that Brian Williams is playing hard to get too.
I mean there was Birdie half undressed, his man boobs hanging out, they were in the back of the limo just like when he was being hostess to Mr. Sinclair in Chicago, and Brian Williams never even offered the cash for some blow or even attempted to drop his pen before Bab's knees.
It has to be excruciating for Babs Obama to be filled with such fever and not even have a little back seat limo wrestling with Brian Williams. But then, it must be hell for Babs to have to settle for Brian Williams, run from Chris Matthews begging him to leg tingle him, have nightmares of dropping the soap with Charles Gibson, when his real desire is Lawrence Sinclair.
It is all so clear in why the first thing Barack Obama signed into dictatorial mandate was the transvestite law. He was setting the stage for the time when he not only comes out of the closet, but can prance around like Caligula in fairy dances displaying his closet wardrobe on Wednesday night entertainment as Stevie Wonder just can not be playing piano every week.
It also solves the mystery of why Birdie, I mean Babs, has not been promoting gay marriage. It is obvious now that Barbara Hussy Obama doesn't want all the good mansexuals all hitched up before he gets a sweaty wrestly with them.
Babs Obama is keeping the field all for hisself until he can get hisself a sex change operation, be a little homewrecker and invite Brian Williams over for some of that good luvin'.
I certainly hope the photo posted above helps Mr. Williams bide his time to what a hot little vixen he has waiting for him, as Mr. Williams, knows very well that once that White Whores Press Corp gets a look at how fine that Obama mama is, he will be having more competition than Muchelle did on date night.
Yes my friends, we now know why Muchelle Obama was drunk on the New York date night too. Babs and her got into a kitty fight as he was wanting to wear that slinky black dress.........actually got undressed in Marine One, but Muchelle just would not switch clothes for a little cross dressing.
No wonder she hit the booze and looked so unhappy, Babs is raiding her closet and the only person he was looking to have sex with was Brian Williams on their date night.
So there you have it, another exclusive in Babs Obama is on the prowl, the new Prime Ministress of America. It uses the White House podium to make luv calls to Brian Williams and to flirt with all the mansexuals in the press corp.
What else could be the explanation in a grown man saying he was in bed with Brian Williams, is sleeping with the press, is half undressed in the limo with Williams, is undressed with Muchelle, and in being rebuffed by Carla Sarkozy has gone back to his old Frank Davis and Bill Ayers ways.
It is now a fact. Bill Clinton being a white guy was the first black guy in the White House and Birdie Obama is the first tan girl in the White House as Babs Obama.
Changing genders though will not make a difference as British subject Barack is still British, even if he comes out of the closet, pool and operating room as a made in America woman in, Babs Obama, femme fetale to news anchors everywhere.
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