I'm beginning to think there is no end to the feminine talents of Barack Obama in ascending from Chicago hostess to now inviting racist Henry Lewis Gates jr, who has a thing for using the word n*gger and wh*tey, to join Birdie and Police Officer Sgt. James Crowley, for a beer at the White House.Yeah, I could not agree more with Obama in the mixing of idiotry, Gates racism and one pissed off Irishman. Perhaps they can salt in a few nuclear weapons to start World War III along with the alcohol to really loosen the tongues and fists to see what the 3 boys in the Beer Garden really think when not holding back.
I have heard Sgt. Crowley did not vote for Obama, but supports him 110%, which might be politics or it might be just a Officer Crowley being a good American.
This blog is a good American and it does not support Obama nor racism nor calling the Police stupid as all of the above is bad for the civility.
In noting that Obama is mixing racism and booze, this blog once again steps up to keep this from becoming a drunken brawl as Obama on one side of Sgt. Crowley rubbing his thigh in stroking circles and Gates on the other nibbling on Sgt. Crowley's ear, just is something that the Officer probably didn't expect for condiments with his brew.
(Note, we still do not know who the knapsack wearer who was with Hank Gates, but in knowing liberal college professors like Bill Ayers, one does suspect that young college kids invited over are delving into extra credit of the kneeling and horizontal kind.)
So in the Obama Beer Garden, where he will be wearing his Obamiana Beer Garden Girl uniform with nude hose and special Pamela Andersen faux blonde wig which Muchelle picked up for him in Paris, certain protocols need to be instilled in this to keep this from burning down the house in an Obama riot.
First, as this is Irish, and Obama throws St. Patrick's Day parties, I advocate in good Irish tradition that Obama should just give him one.
No, I know that sounds sexual, but in Ireland and other pubs when you insult a man, you just to make things right, give the guy a good punch at you.
I recommend that Obama in his outfit just to make the peace for sticking his nose into these two Cambridge boys business to get Senora Sotoymayor into the Supreme Court, that he give Crowley and Gates one punch a piece at Birdie.
Granted the racist in miniature in Gates has to have first punch as when Crowley is done, Obama's dead mama is going to feel that hit as Burt Reynolds would say.
OK so now we have Obama knocked out on the floor and out of the way, we now have to settle the Crowley / Gates issue.
I suggest that Sgt. Crowley handcuff himself with his hands behind his back, put leg restraints on himself, and then Tavis Smiley could ring a boxing bell, for a 3 minute bout.
I know this isn't fair to racist Hank Gates as Jim Crowley is probably still going to put little fella into the hospital, but maybe Gates can stuff a few books in his shirt to absorb the head butts and shoulder slams.
That fight will probably last 2 minutes, one minute forty five seconds of Crowley hopping after the fleeing Gates, and 15 seconds of good Irish justice and fun.
The other two alternatives are Muchelle Obama dressing up as a ring girl and everyone vomiting without having a beer drunk on as Crowley takes on Obama and Gates for a 25 second fight where Crowley tanks both of his opponents.
The last alternative is Muchelle Obama Ali puts on the boxing gloves with James Crowley as the two racist boys Birdie and Hankie Pankie Gates put on their ring girl outfits.
Now, I do like this one, as frankly I don't know who would win between Crowley and Dukes Obama.
On the one side of the card you have racist Muchelle Robinson Obama. Her tells are she is an Amazon, has a larger package in her man shorts than most liberal men in being an X Gene girl.She looks taller and heavier than James Crowley.
She must have the reach advantage too.
And she certainly has the ugly edge in intimidating which though in this case might not even scare an Irishman.
On Sgt. James Crowley's tale of the tape, well he is an Irish guy who would be fighting for his honor, that in Cambridge out slugs ugly, reach and the man in the Obama household in Muchelle "the dukes" Obama Ali 10 out of 10 days.
So it would be a great 3 minute brawl of Muchelle miked up talking racist trash, the ring girls of Hankie Pankie Gates and Obamiana talking racist trash, Tavis Smiley all handsome and delighted, with James Crowley all lathered up pleasing the mansexual audience.
That is how real Presidents would handle this though in not.........
If Obama hauls Gates and Crowley down to the White House, it will be a private jet $125,000 both ways. That is $250,000 more in tax dollars flushed in another Obama date night, because of his big mouth.
Cambridge no doubt will have to give Sgt. Crowley a paid day of leave, which I suspect Sgt. Crowley earns around $35 an hour.........8 hours is, 280 bucks that Cambridge is out of, then you add in his replacement earning overtime in time and a half according to standard union rules, which tabs out at $416 for the replacement officer, for a total tab of $696 for Obama opening his ignorant ranting big mouth again.
As this is national news, the gay street toughs will be no doubt breaking into Hankie Pankie Gates house again that looks like a Muchelle yellow fire hydrant just glowing. They will throw a party, it will get rowdy, police will be called, EMT's, probably burn the house down, and Obama's Beer Garden Party will run a tab for insurance, emergency response, air travel and Gates probably filing a lawsuit over something he sees racist in a total of around 3 million dollars for a beer with Barack Obama.
Wouldn't be easier if Obama just shut his mouth, actually just spent his own money in calling up beermart in Cambridge, having them deliver one beer to each of these people's homes, keep them separate and not drinking together, and Obama just can go out and swing on his swing in the lead infested playground Muchelle is farming in.
Certainly be cheaper, more quiet and as I stated, I don't want to see Barack Obama naked in my thoughts nor do I want to see any more of him or his racist friends dressed up as Beer Garden Girls, ruining another delightful Germanic fantasy.
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