Thursday, July 30, 2009

Barck Obama Blows

OK, this blog is officially embarassed as Barack Obama blows as a partier. After watching the idiotry take over his teleprompter mind in either knocking Stevie Wonder off stage or Stevie Wonder nights at the White House which are snores, it has been nothing but a total waste in Obama stealing 11 trillion dollars from the American Treasury as his beer bash had nothing but Obama sitting around hoping Gates and Crowley would get into a tussle and start wrestling their hot sweaty bodies around on the toxic lead laced lawn.............whereby Barck could strip out to his manboobs and jump in and break things up slowly.........very slowly.

It is apparent that all that brain washing Obama has endured in being overlaid with Bill Ayers, that he is just boring. Gone are the reefer days of Maui Wowie and after his best efforts in stoking racial hatred, he can't even get a good tussel out of tough Irish guy and a wacko black white guy.

Therefore to assist the embarassing Barack Obama who seems to only have testosterone in Europe over French President's wives and little girls from Brazil, this blog will throw a beer garden bash of Obama's dreams.

The first thing we need is Lawrence Sinclair's memoirs to dust off what Obama likes.......and that is Birdie Obama likes white guys all over his knees.

So therefore we have hired Mancakes, the beefy boy toy and stripper for charge who blows more than cocaine off of your knees in limos. As Birdie was already laid back in the published photos waiting for some wild event like an earthquake where that sexy James Crowley would somehow be shaken off his chair into Barack's awaiting arms, where both men would in aftershocks somehow get naked and well.........this is where the Huxxxein part comes in the Age of Obama and the curtain closes.





But Barack Obama sure could have hired hisself a gay stripper for the 11 trillion he stole from America.


Next, what would a good gay, sweaty, hot dance be without a mansexual we all know and love, flashing some of his manboobs Nebraska style in our blackjack poker dealer, Noel Sheppard, all dressed up in a Muchelle black dress and ready to have the boys play with his Obama voting chips.
Having a dealer like Noel on board saves him from his Obama Derangement Sydnrome from manifesting, so he won't in Freudian psychology have to accuse others of it.........when we all know it was Obama on the mind that those friendly leaders at Newsbustiers had visions of Obama plums dancing in their heads.





For a break in the gambling pits where everyone was getting hot and sweaty, we have called up a couple of sorry old saggy white broads who have been begging for an Obama audition since 2008.
I mean throw the ho's of New Ho'rk some meat there Obama as these two broads led the political rape of Sarah Palin. Cynthia McFadden had more hate in her eyes than when Charlie Gibson got to drop your soap, and, Peggy Noonan, almost caught her death of cold along with latex poisoning for all the dampness you were giving her by your blow up doll she bought off of ebaby XXX.
Pegs needs a little revenue there Barack as she has now turned on you and gone lesbian in supporting every one's favorite uber frau, Hillary Hamrod.........and yes I do always mean hamrod in Mrs. Clinton.

So for strippers, we have hired Peggy Noonan shaking her groove thang and Cynthia McFadden naming her dance pole, Obama, to give Aaron Burr Biden, James Crowley, Henry Gates and you Birdman, something to do, instead of all hoping someone would just accidentally start wrestling so Obama would jump in naked.

You have lost your blow Barry..........back in the old days you would have put a bag of weed on the table, massaged your nipples and told the boys how you were really going to mix up the races. Yet now Birdie, you are all talk and no blow............without Lawrence Sinclair, you aren't even a good date anymore, or a repeat Sunday morning performance as Muchelle is listening in church to Jeremiah Wright proclaim black liberation Marxism as your manfriend Donald Young sings in the choir.


How far you have fallen Birdie. You give Sodom and Gomorrah a bad name by your leaving it all on the side with Reggie Love now.
If you are going to start acting shy, we just might have to take one of the X's from your Huxxxein, as you got 11 trillion man, and and all you did was pedal your benefactors cheap European beer and sweat.

Man at least bring a salt shaker manfriend and ask the boyz if they want to salt your nuts........that is what ole Frank Marshall Davis would have taught you.

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