I almost feel like I have discovered one of those alien autopsy photos when you do not know if you want to turn away in revulsion as nausea fills your inward parts, but you just can't turn away as what you see is so scary, you think some creature is going to jump out of Sigorney Weaver's chest.
Muchelle Obama has apparently solved this in the Age of Obama sexual perversion, as this photo shared with me by a friend, reveals too much information on Michelle Obama, but in serving all people I must now don my medical attire and give both a forensic and gynecological exam to the evidence of what on earth is up with Muchelle Obama.
I honestly have never seen a woman in all my examinations who had this type of appendage, but it does a great deal of sense in why the Holy Spirit moved me to start calling these people manseuxals with extrapolating on the X Jean and X Gene factor.
Amazon Michelle Obama with the killer pipes which liberals have been getting leg tingler over, apparently has not only the X Gene, but as Barack has a monkey in his pants..........well Muchelle has a friend of her own that apparently does her thinking for her.
To be frank in the forensics, this is not a sanitary pad, depends, butterfly or tampon. This is something attached to Muchelle and it is alive.
We now have the evidence in why Barack Obama fled to Lawrence Sinclair, Donald Young, Charlie Gibson and Brian Williams as any male lacking as Birdie is in the Muchelle department has to still be having night terrors and phobias extraordinaire after getting a look at that thing.
It is amazing in fact that Obama's thing actually works as 99 out of 100 Obama voting man tinglers would have passed out in fear that thing Muchelle has would have bitten their's off, chewed it up, spit it out and danced Loriana Bobbit on it.
This is all quite fascinating in what Muchelle in her negroid scientific classification has grown as this is not supposed to occur in negroid groups outside of the Bushmen or in this case no pun intended the Bushwomen of south central Africa. Ok it was a pun, but it is satire based in science.
It is common knowledge that blacks in Africa have a thing about circumcising women for sexual purposes which has white liberal women in America going bonkers in Dick Wolfe television programs. What is not as common in knowledge is certain classifications of Negroids like Bushmen or Bushwomen have a fold over their female parts unlike any other humans.
It is akin to the Asian or Mongoloid group which has an inner eyelid that no other human sub structure has. It seems that Muchelle Obama either has Bushman running in her veins or her chromosomes in her slave past breeding created not only a large cotton picking frame, but also endowed in her a gene structure from her ancestors heavy labor to produce a..........well her testosterone levels in order to do hard manual labor in her ancestors, also has grown for Muchelle Obama one cotton bail away from having a larger real deal than her husband has in his pants.
It is a rather fascinating study as one can see she has quite a large bone structure to not only accommodate her hips and legs, but a pelvic spread built for producing 15 pound children or handling the insemination process of the fabled, "You must be black size" which is indeed a myth as Barack has proven.
I'm actually surprised that Muchelle Obama has kept this hidden for this long, even with a willing press hiding thangs about the both of the Obamas. But then if this had not been pointed out to me, I do not exactly fixate on anything Michelle, but instead blink and quickly go onto more pleasant things.
It is all though too much information as I never dreamed in the perverseness of Bill Clinton that America would have to have new adjectives to start describing this apparent transsexual couple in what appears to be the coming Michael and Barbara Obama.
That is about all there is to say on this I hope, except, if Muchelle Obama is looking for a career she is suited to, she could perhaps try the carnival sideshows and star as, "Muchelle and her bearded lady friend".
It helps to think of Laura Bush and the nightmare images go away.
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