Fanfare please, drum roll, trumpets, Al Gore non polluting confetti, fawning media..........for the biggO historic event of that man of history, the one, the only, this historical Barack Huxxxein Obama.Yes, somehow the Obamanaics like Mo Dowd, the Obamatrons like Noel Sheppard, the Obamafeverettes like Pegs Noonan all have missed historic Obama in his two latest history printed pages of infamy.
Somehow all of these Obama supporters missed that as of today, Barack Obama has spent over a trillion dollars over the budget in his historic rise to historic proportions.
Never mind enslaved Americans if the real Obama number is 11 trillion and rising, because who needs facts when the Office of Management and Budget and Congress are keeping the Obama books.
It is almost enough to have David Brooks sit down again with a ficticious nameless Republican over dinner so Brooks can have the GOP hand caressing his inner ingrown hair pimpled thigh from Dave shaving below the testicle line, so he looks Obama on the beach.
It is odd how the historic proportions of Obama do not seem to matter anymore. I mean his first tinkle in the White House potty brought forth a bronze sculptured song of "Obama Drops Keep Falling in the Head" as Charlie Gibson joined in the watersports playing Ginned up Rogers in "Swingin' in the Rain".
But now, Obama's first bow to a Muslim King is nothing. Obama pimping his 11 year old daughter in Rome while he plays rub a child's butt at the J'8, gets only Jake Tapper attacking people who are concerned Queenie Malia is being turned into a ghetto ho. Even Muchelle having the biggest ass in the history of the White House in women, doesn't even get her a butt scan memo suitable for widescreen monitors as it would take one to fit that big butt onto a screen.
Nothing seems historic anymore. It is like 5th graders thinking the first week of school is hangin' and then afterwards it is all bogus no matter if that new kid from Indonesia is scoring weed in the bathroom to make new friends.
Here Obama has his very own war dead in his Afghanistan War, and there are no scrolls of the dead by CBS, NBC, ABC or CNN to MSNBC. Not even a Cynthia McFadden to take over for Ted Koppel to look weary teary eyed while reading Obama dead Soldiers.
Then there are epic dust storms in Iraq.........not a word about it being Obama's first.
How many things are we missing in historic Obama? From his sexing up Rome, have we missed the sticky firsts in the Oval Office in Hugo Chavez phoning him while Barack masturbates to a photo of girls David Letterman makes jokes about to the real epics of seeing Muchelle go cherry pie orgasm in downing her 12th pie at midnight for the day.
One can only speculate on the above, because like Obama's oath of office, it is all just duality and the public is forced in non transparency to just imagine the things only a lathered up Chris Matthews is calling out while riding his pony.
Barack Obama has now robbed American workers from Wall Street to Main Street of their investments, savings, jobs and futures for their children. Isn't it about time the piles of dead bodies, carnage, little girls lusted at and multi trillion dollar piracy are recorded on the historic deeds of Barack Obama for the cons they are in exposing this pirate for what his Axelrod Inc. is?
Or do we have to wait for microwaved Jews or New Yorkers as Obama policy Post Toasties for him to start getting the credit he has earned as the man of history.............
Oh but what was that sound for the man of history?
Yes Obama's list of bad omens continues in his teleprompter fell down and shattered while he was giving a speech. Just another coincidence of the rolling bad for Barack Huxxxein Obama.
Barack Obama the American failure.
Obama's Bad Omens Continue
It is so nice to be on the side of God and the future of America.
