With the breaking news from The Globe, that Muchelle Obama is trying to get pregnant again, we find numerous answers to why Muchelle is looking like a blimpo plumper. It means she has already started eating for two, means she could be suffering from a hysterical pregnancy where the woman actually talks her body into thinking it is prego or it means she is nuts for if one notices snow on the mountain Obama is greying his way to geezerhood and there is not in any way Mrs. Robinson, the Obama governess can raise those four children in the White House and breast feed a new baby at her age.Age is the key in this as Muchelle is a pasture whose grass production is over for the season. She is the udder from which milk has dried up. She is the unfertile in the crescent. She is passed her prime even if they pump an ocean into that well........it ain't bringing up water.
I'm fully aware of hormone therapy which women undergo. They put on weight, can become so fertile they have litters instead of children and if a dog isn't bringing up Obama's poll ratings, a reminder to already cash strapped Americans they are going to have another welfare baby from the Obama's to pay for..........well that is not going to raise any polls.
If one examines Queenie and Sloven, the Obama children who are in dire need of a parental guidance, it begs the note that bringing another delinquent child into the White House is like........well bringing in Reggie Love's twin brother, Getchyour Love.
As now on the mountain Obama is showing past his prime too, in having wasted many of his sperm cells with men like Lawrence Sinclair and Donald Young, Bearick and his Derrick might just be pumping from a dry hole.
The fact is Obama might be pumping dust when lil Obama rises to the Viagra salute. Freeze dried coffee will work just fine when water is added, but time dried semen just won't fertilize a crusty old Muchelle egg no matter how much alcohol one pours on it in New York First Date Nights.
We now know the reason Muchelle was so upset on the Date Night, in she tried to get daddy drunk and she herself got loaded, and by Obama's shirt being open, he looked like he took care of hisself on the ride down in Marine One, leaving Muchelle the unfertilized field where nothing was growing for the past lustrom.
So while I realize that Obama is rumored to have gotten Charlie Gibson pregnant and that is why he left ABC news, and Muchelle must be in competition now as Reggie Love will probably be next, the problem still remains that Charlie Gibson might have gotten hisself pregnant and as stated Obama is pumping from a dry gulch.
Therefore like Michael Jackson, Muchelle might just have to have friendly neighbor sperm to help her along the road to baby makes 3.........and she will probably need a young womb as old wombs do produce at times children with health problems.
I'm certain there are hosts of old dried up, unused, Jungle Fever white women wombs who Muchelle could contract out with as this would sure to be a buzz in liberal Letterman cocktail crowd circles.
"You too could be not just a voter for Obama, but a carrier of his heir", would be the slogan all would be in a leg tingler tizzy over.
The choices for womb donor do not matter as any old thang will do if you hormone coat it, slap it on it's back and tell it to tote that barge........so I would pick Peggy Noonan as she isn't writing anything anyway, but just tapping on her keyboard in gibberish and being paid for it all by the Wall Street Journal.
Eggs though are the problem as the Robinsons, Jarretts and Bearick Obama all have this tan thing going on in Jack n Jill went up the hill and there ain't no blacks doin'g nothin' but lookin' in the window sill.
For that reason in keeping it all in the family, I say let's pick Bearick and Muchelle's mother, yes they do have the same mother in Val ' erie Jarrett. They have sister in mother Val's daughter, Laura, who I believe is legal age which will disappoint David Letterman as he likes it when young girls are rounded the bases by older fossils.
So Muchelle, gets a Jarrett egg for the incubation process in Pegs Noonan.
The sperm donor is important, as the male must be half white and half black, with the emphasis on the white part as these people once they had black, they ain't ever goin' back.
I hear that Home Alone kid fathered Michael Jackson's kid, but he seems a bit too white. Emanuel Lewis and Gary Coleman are both cute, but I fear they are too black for the Obamas.
Reggie Lewis.........well, he might be pumping dry too with all that flossing he and Bearick are doing.
Who would be the perfect non black person who is not white enough to donate sperm from?
Steadman Winfrey...........nah, Oprah wouldn't like that.
Oh I know..........the answer was right under our noses the whole time!
What we do is get olde halo head hisself, the mahdi messiah, the noted one, the epitome, the Obama, to not lay.......well you get the point without being graphic, but have Bearick and not his Derrick lay his hands on Muchelle for a little miraculous immaculate conception.
The liberal press says he is a god after all.........so why not for Rosemary's Baby.........I mean Muchelle's baby, have Obama perform his first miracle.
He certainly has killed enough black African babies, killed the US economy, killed the auto industry, killed US banking, Donald Young is dead, his parents are dead, his Gram and Gramps are dead............we know how miraculously Eliot Spitzer and Rod Blagojevich's careers died when Obama came around, so the tits up part is a smash for server Obama, therefore let Obama create life in the desert womb of Muchelle like God did.
It certainly would be a simple thing for Obama who certainly has not been using any life giving force for years.
Although the image of his snarling, rabid, nose wrinkled, fang bore face which reminds one of African lions on a kill akin to how Obama kills a pizza might have a need for a warning label on the 3rd Obama or is it 5th Obama child in the White House from the Surgeon General.
Warning: Cigarettes smoked by Obama have been known to cause children when fathered by unemployed Van Jones while looking for a job.
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There once was a couple named Muchelle and Bearick
Who had a threesome with his trusty ole Derrick
But no matter how much they pumped
It was just a dusty old bump
Because two dry wrongs don't make a right
Who had a threesome with his trusty ole Derrick
But no matter how much they pumped
It was just a dusty old bump
Because two dry wrongs don't make a right
Obama's Best Sex
