Hell, I can fix this

What we have here is a failure to communicate. I mean the reason Bearick Obama has so few people on his just released "Enemies List" in only 25 people he wants to silence is obviously a symptom that flossing in bed with Reggie Love makes you go blind and thinking about eating too much cherry pie in Rome makes you go deaf.

Obama can only think of 25 enemies he wants to silence? Homer Bama, I can name 25 enemies in your own party you see daily who are bigger enemies than the 25 you have on your list.

I mean who would want to silence Lawrence Sinclair? He is such a happy personality, intelligent, gifted, versed in the intimate ways of Bearick's Derrick and is adding to the stimulus of the American economy in a flattering book about Barack Obama.
Remember the old advice, all publicity is good, just spell my name correct.

So with Lawrence Sinclair as Obama's best publicity guide to Obama mansexual likes and dislikes, well Mr. Sinclair has written a Miss Manners book for the Mr. Manners who want to cuddle up for a first New York Date with Bearick.
Mr. Sinclair's book is like the little tan book of Obama dating etiquette that if you pay for the date, give a nice ride and give Birdie some good conversation he will be knocking on your door the next day to lay on your bed naked again.
America now knows why there was no second date with Muchelle in she violated Lawrence Sinclair's primer in she did not pay for the date, got drunk, forced Obama to stimulate hisself on Marine One and then stumbled into White House and probably threw up in the crapper.

No Obama is going to go back for seconds of that no matter if she is blowing air up her dress in Pittsburgh in front of the French.

So this blog must once again rise to fix Bearick Obama as the reality is Marxists all hate themselves and is why they have enemies lists. Heck, people who hate me I feature them here and make them bigger celebrities. Remember Steve Quayle who once insulted a child of God here with a wicked little slap, well Steve in his whining voice was outed again for being a buffoon this week in featuring an article that a Montana town was being overrun with some American police force. It all caused a big buzz among those who do not know Montanans. (Odd as Quayle actually lives in Montana)
I had no interest in anything going on in Montana as I know those people. They have more guns than sense, more guns than money and more guns than people. If some idiot wants to try in globalist new world order wants to show up and try to take over Montana, I could not be more happy about that as the Montanans I am related to, know of, have heard tell of would simply bury the problem after shooting it and pull the whole in after the problem.....and they wouldn't know a thing about it when being questioned.

A few years ago I had someone telling me about a local big shot out there who got too big among the other big shots, so they just shot the big shot, the law just ignored it and they told the guys wife to forget about it as it was settled or she would go room temperature too.
She forgot about it and that is Montana and the way things still work out there.

Where was I on this vacation?

Oh yes, fixing Obama, and making him a bigger star.

See Obama in his psychopathy hates hisself as the ugly bird he is. He got stuck marrying that big 'n ugly Muchelle, instead of that hottie white New York socialite slummer, so not even living in the White House is going to make the tan man plumed with delight.
What America needs to do is communicate that there are around 230 million of them who do not like Obama, so he can get his enemies numbers list right to begin with.

In fixing that delusion, Obama can then just implement a few changes to hisself. As he has a demon monkey from in India, I suggest he get rid of the man part of him as it is doing him no good at all. I pick for his sex change the lovely now deceased Persis Khambatta.
For those who do not know her, she is the only thing good to come out of the entire Star Trek movie series. I first fell in love with her in a South African movie where Sidney Portier was brushing his teeth with salt to keep them white........forget the movie, but Persis was always lovely. Too bad her heart gave out like so many lovely things too beautiful for this world.

So in having that lovely Indian Asian body to highlight Indonesian adopted Obama, we now can fix Obama's outlook on life.
I honestly had thought that Obama needed an entire Michael Jackson face work with lift, hose clamps and welding repair, but when I chose his first fix of that old liberal horn dog Paul Newman in using his eyes, I could see that giving Obama what he always wanted in blue white liberal eyes, was the feature that made his furious face, big ears, pouting lips and pug nose all sort of fall into line.
Yes Peggy Noonan damp pantie types always said Paul Newman's eyes were his feature, and I now agree.........not that I was attracted to Paul Newman, but he did have a certain virility about him that made you just want to start a fight with him and see who the best woman was.
I frankly had more of an unction for Strother Martin who uttered the infamous "failure to communicate" line in Cool Hand Luke...........stupid name for a movie.

In any event, those blue eyes, with over bloodshot bags surrounding Newman's eyes give Obama that look like he is someone who actually got into a real fight in his life and was the better for it in getting the snot knocked out of him.

So Obama just needs to go on vacation to Switzerland, get Persis' body dimensions and have a surgeon over there fix him up, then go on vacation to California and use Michael Jackson's surgical team and give him Paul Newman's eyes.
Not that difficult of a procedure really as all that needs fixing is adding a little puffiness to Obama's eyes with some botox and slipping in some blue contact lenses......with the instructions that they are not like his shoe polish hair color in he can not put blue food coloring into his eyes to change the color if he gets tired putting in the contacts.

If Obama does this, he can then love hisself, because that is my greatest concern for him in that he will once getting rid of all the people he hates, will end up looking in mirror and making himself number one on his list. I just do not want to contemplate what he might do to himself in a real fight to silence himself. It might be floss cuts on his appendage for talking back to him or hitting himself in the face with a cherry pie.
That might not sound bad, but remember that Muchelle eats them as fast as they are produced and Bearick might just hit hisself with a hot cherry pie and........well he will probably end up with a face peal then and some ultra red around his lips and ........well end up looking just like the Joker he is pictured at.
I would not want to see that as it loses it's humor when Obama actually looks like that.

So for all of this help to Bearick, I offer up the privilege in naming my creation. I call my Mooselum son of Khadaffi, Paulrick Persis Obama.
Now is that not a nice name that notes strength in mixing Paul Newman and Bearick, adding in the pretty lilt of Persis with that heavy club of Obama that sounds like a ball bouncing across an empty basketball court.

It is though a pleasure that Mr. Obama and Mrs. Obama love me, love this blog and agree with all that goes on here in assisting them, as one will note that I do not ever make their enemies lists, as why should I when all that goes on here helps them so much every day.

agtG

City nights

Summer breeze makes you feel alright
Neon lights shining brightly make your brain ignite
See the girls with the dresses so tight
Give you love if the price is right
Black or white
In the streets there's no wrong and no right

Out a site
Buy your kicks from the man in the white
Feels alright
Powder pleasure in your nose tonight
See the men paint their faces and cry
Like some girl it makes you wonder why
City life sure is cool
But It cuts like a knife
It's your life

So you get a magic seed
It's not reality
It's just a fantasy

Can't you see
What this crazy life is doing to me
Life is just a fantasy
Can you live this fantasy life