So this is the fella that some Americans want addressing school children?I honestly am trying to comprehend just what Barack Obama has in his pants, because nothing makes any sense at all in this photo.
Logic would dictate this must be some anomaly due to a armour wear, but if one studies Obama's chest, one sees his manboobs quite visible and his tubby paunch from eating too much cherry pie and Reggie Love protein shakes, so this is not anything to do with bullet proof vests even if some models do have a crotch strap..........a crotch strap it should be noted that does not look like an erection.
So that is what is baffling in the new Obama photos as it looks like some kind of sports cup athletes wear. Now I have enough athletic experience to note that no athlete is fond of a cup as one can see them shifting those hard things around in discomfort. Those cups though are oval shaped and hardly appear like erections.
That is what is astounding in this, in this point in Obama's pants matches the size of the little Obama which Lawrence Sinclair described in lacking "blackness". Yet it still looks more like a truss that someone with a rupture would be wearing........but as Obama has 4 doctors massaging him 24 hours a day, one would think he is not some bizarre fetish freak who likes having metal and elastic straps constricting his scrotum.
This though is not the first time Obama has been photographed with this odd bulge. He had a larger one and slightly off center and higher with the infamous 16 year old assgate photo with Sakrozy. This one is lower and in place where a male appendage should be, but no male penis is..........well speaking from a female's expert gaze which all women are when it comes to men, no man's appendage looks like a toilet paper roll stuffed in their pants wadded up with tissue, especially one that looks like Lawerence Sinclair bit the end of it off.
I have heard of some males wrapping rubber bands around their engorged appendages, which keeps them erect, while they troll for women a malls. I have also in Elvis Presley fashion heard of some males sticking a rubber hose down their leg for show.
I have not though ever seen a male deliberately stuff something small into their pants to make them look small.
In searching for answers in this, perhaps Bearick Obama's little Bearick the Prick is working undercover so much that it isn't a sports cup, but a "my cup pointeth over cup", in that he has had fashioned since Jesse Jackson threatened to castrate him, a body armour for his boner, or, boner armour.
Bearick isn't worried in the least maybe of a JFK event, but more of a Jesse Jackson castration event, because we know Jesse already spoke of it, Muchelle has to be thinking it after assgate in Rome and well then there is Reggie Love.........perhaps Mr. Love wants to keep his Obama package to hisself and not have a repeat of the sharing with Lawrence Sinclair and Donald Young.
So this might be the explanation in Bearick junior and Bearick miniature are simply protecting from a Lorianna Bobbette incident. Apparently it is a continental and 24 hour a day issue as this is what Obama has bulging around the world.........it is either that or he is eating Viagra blue pills like Ronald Reagan ate jelly beans.
I would really like the Prime Minister, Citizen Kenya, Birdie Bearick, Triple X Obama to come clean on this as otherwise he looks like a pervert stuffing toilet paper in this briefs trolling for White House reporters, little girls and homosexual males.
How novel though in stuffing something into your pants to look smaller.............or is it that the trillion dollar deficits are so large now that Obama's additional monkey in his pants looks like it shrunk?
Rhetorical question to the Obamasimps as I do not want to know the answer nor get close for an inspection.
Post Script: Did you notice that Obama's child bearing hips are accented so much more trimly by his thin waste than Muchelles?
Again rhetorical question as men with hour glass figures and manboobs are.........well mansexually unattractive.
Hour glass figure on Birdie? Who is he trying to compete with now.
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