Playin' the back Hole

With word coming in that Bearick Obama has found a new ball boy (a note to Peggy Noonan, it appears for playing with his balls Obama prefers Jewish writers), in New York Times propagandist, Thomas Friedman, it should be noted on Sunday, Obama has no time for Church or Family, but can spend 5 hours playing golf.

Five hours is 300 minutes. 18 holes of golf averages 16 minutes per hole if golf was actually being played, as with carts, I don't know too many golfers who afford 5 hours in the hot sun. Numbers will only play the 9 and call it a few hour day of play.
So that might leave plenty of time for wrestling in sandtraps which Obama might find hisself, skinny dipping in the ponds, getting lost in the woods and playing Abominable Obama and the lost Times reporter and with a good suds in Charlie Gibson showers.

For this to be featured in reports just doesn't show the envy of reporters in the puppy press, but a hint of something that more is going on here than just playing with golf balls.

What is interesting in this is Obama had a reading list in 2008 in which he was reading Friedman's "Hotcakes laid Flat" and when Obama was on one of his many vacations, there was Friedman's same book on Obama's book list without any Reggie Love to floss with.

So either Friedman's work is so dimentia in Obama's brain or the programming wiped it clean when Val - erie Jarrett took over the Obama 486 that Obama doesn't remember reading the thing..........or Obama on the campaign trail was lying to Americans about reading the book in quoting it in speeches........or Obama has been using the book as a way to bed Friedman in featuring it.

It might be all of the above, but I would differ with the puppy press in calling Friedman's ball time as a feature of his growing influence with Bearick and his Derrick.

Why might you ask?

Oh come ask, because you want to know.

I could digress here and talk about something like yeast infections Obama might suffer from, but I will answer the question I want to answer as I asked it.

If you recall a black and green czar whose vehicular name was Van and a rather Scottish Jones was recently in the news.
You might recall reading of a book the car dealer Jones had ghost written for him.
You might also recall as noted here that a long list of patrician flunkies vouched for this book as the best read since Charmin made cartoon toilet paper..............(they never did, but if they do they can now pay me royalties........as I just love royalties almost as much as chics named Jenny dressed in Air Force dress blues.......well I would prefer Marine dress blues as the Air Force uniforms are uggo........nothing like the mini skirt IDF Jewish uniforms of years ago.)

Where was I?

Oh yes the flunky, shill, bogus, lying, list of people vouching that Van Jones book, "Hotcakes Layin' Flat", (You really think I am going to post these people's real book titles and give them more sales for their tree murdering rubbish?)
(That makes me sound like a Greenpeacer............well maybe if those strange women over there would wash their hair, get some sun, eat some beef, we could discuss about limiting the number of trees cut down for people like Jones and Friedman to rape the environment and destroy America.)

In any case in the Hotcakes series of Obama non memoriable printed pulp, the names which jumped out vouching for Van Jones was Dickhead Tom Daschle and another dickhead Tom, but was named Thomas Friedman of the New York times.

See I told you these cartel whores were all pimped at the hip with each other. They all know each other, promote each other and lie through their grinny cheesey teeth for each other.

Friedman hasn't had a real idea in his life. He is paid what to think and what to script. He and Obama have been on the same page of toilet paper reading globalist comics for years.

So what could Friedman the manwhore be doing with Obama for 5 hours? Certainly wasn't talking about what they think as they have no thoughts. I doubt dirty gloves Obama was busy the whole time golfing anymore than hair lip Friedman was golfing.
It was just two mansexuals preening each other like apes in the jungle, picking ticks off of each other and examining their bananas.

Obama the book promoter for a year in Friedman's book no one read, including Obama, invites Friedman out for a little cart casting.

Hey there is allot on the list. Obama has need to kill off those right wing Jews he told to wait around for Persian vaporization. Who better to choose than Bibi hater Thomas Friedman who has had a final sollution for right wing Jews for years.

Nothing like playing with your balls one fine Sunday and refine the points in how you blame Jews for a war Obama is making them start for their survival..........nothing like Judas goat Friedman to carry out the smear.
After all Friedman vouched for communist Van Jones who was forced to resign from the Obama cabinet in disgrace.

Maybe Obama should have invited Van Jones along to read his book and Friedman's to Bearick as he swung his Derrick on the golf shorts.














Give it to me.

Could you speak up and stop the mumbling
I don't think you're getting clear.
Sitting on the top it's hard to hear you from way up here.
I saw you tryin to act cute on tv just let me clear the air.
We missed you on the charts last week
Damn that's right, you wasn't there.
If sexy never left, then why's everybody on my shi it it?
Don't hate on me just because you didn't come up with it.
So if you see us in the club go on and walk the other way
Cuz our run will never be over; not at least until we say

Friedman Obama playin' the back hole

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