You know maybe all of the real Americans have got this wrong about Obamacrypt and instead of fighting it, each of us should phone our Congressional oinkers and demand inclusion into the Obama death panel plan.What I mean by this is if Harry Reid and Barack Obama can put in charges for all Americans to pay for abortions for sex most are not having, then why should not every American have a treatment put in to satisfy their cravings.
For example, I love Cajun beach boils in cast aluminum pots on the Gulf Shore. Nice oak fires and mountains of seafood or crawfish. Certainly for many Americans a good old BBQ cookout would work wonders for their health, so why shouldn't Congress put in a side of beef for every American to treat their addiction to food.
How about pretty things if pretty vaginas are included in health care mandates. I know allot of people who like pretty guns, pretty fishing poles, pretty knives, pretty grills, pretty sewing machines, pretty lamps..........you get the idea, why not as we are voting all of these goodies to people, should not the people being stuck with the debt not have pretty things when their tastes are not going around impregnating desperate women who are having daddy fetishes in self treatment using sex.
There are all kinds of health care benefits that a rare book would bring to people, certainly better than aborting wombs which new statistics show a rise of 20% in premature births costing billions to taxpayers, but no one is noting that the reason these wombs are ejecting babies prematurely is those wombs have been violated by too may penises with diseases and scarred by too many abortions.
Don't expect your microwave to turn out a nice three minute egg if you are shooting holes in it and scrubbing it out with a sandblaster.
So as Obamacrypt rewards bad behavior, I could think of an entire industry of bad behavior in people could get whore coupons and trade them in not to local whores, but to all of these millions of people out of work.
Why stand in lines for hamburger flipper jobs when you could have sex with the neighbors a few times a week at a hundred dollars a pop.
Probably solve the entire economic implosion Obama created by having the masses just whore around for awhile.
In that, it only makes sense that this mob rule, should have the mobs demanding that more goodies be voted to themselves to treat all their conditions. Hells bells, David Letterman is an obsessive sex pervert, he should have his own category for addictions and treatments. Normal folks not wanting to stress the system though could just get a bottle of cognac and the Oprah looking people would even look good for a poke after a few shots.
Since Harry Reid is rewarding sex perversion, why not drunks, hop heads and ...........well build Christians Churches as Obama and his group think those folks are insane too.
Give everyone what they want and call it all health care. Do it in democracy fashion so the entire mob gets some pleasure out of it.
Cherry pie will probably be the prescription at the Obama house in exiled Albanian. It will be back to the old days when all sorts of maladies had medical remedies, sort of like ADD was cured by making children behave and not stoking them on chemicals.
This time though it will take 12 medical teams to diagnose it for the rich, while poor people will just be hauled away to organ confiscation camps, the glue factory of the masses.
So let us all join in and get ourselves a piece of the Obama pie for our medical needs. Hmmm I think this week I need a new computer to cure my carpal obama syndrome and around Christmas I feel a definite bi polar trip to Africa coming on to visit the relatives as I have a taste for impala steaks.
All medical you know, as I read it in the Obamacare Bill.
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