I would prefer to start this by stating I could care less about Tiger Woods being a manwhore. Golf does not interest me. White women who marry ugly males to be trophies disgust me, and, I have nothing but contempt for adulterers.The only thing which would have interested me is if Mrs. Woods, would have used a wood to beat Mr. Woods nuts into pulp for cheating in the ultimate Jesse Jackson castration remedy to make him Tigress Woods.
In noting that, the reason I am addressing the Tiger Woods husband beater story is people are wondering why Tiger Woods with Elin Nordegren Woods at home would be cheating on her with a waitress called Jaimee Grubbs.
I am sorry, but Tiger Woods should lose all of his sponsors just because he had a 3 year sperm donation clinic with someone named Grubbs. The name conjures up all sorts of venereal diseases, crusty undies and just plain Pig Pen from Charlie Brown.
One should have affairs with Tiffany Zazapoles, Kristie Wanamakers and Amy Goodlays if you are going to go to hell for cheating. The last thing one should want in the headlines is you are doing a Miss Grubbs. That is like spanking Miss Piggy.
The reason though Tiger Woods cheats is because money does not buy happiness and marrying the trophy blonde, only has her pumping Obama's hand while you stand there grinning.......wait that is another blonde.....
See Mrs. Woods does not look like Elin Nordegren most of the time. Most of the time she looks like a bad hair day, no makeup, farting, menstrual cycle PMS bitch. Other times she has diaper stench on her, baby smells, she gets sick with vomit, drools in bed on your pillow and thinks because she is your wife, she can order your ass around the house to do husband things, noting what a slouching, eye wandering jerk you really are.
She might even say you stink in public.....oh wait that is another coming white woman in Muchelle Obama...........
See Tiger Woods sees all of that, and wants to be Queen of his castle, and at times the Queen wife doesn't feel very supportive of a jerk who is out having sex with Lawrence Sinclair and Donald Young.........wait that is another Muchelle moment..........
So little Tiger goes on the prowl, just noticing first little girl butts in Rome while on holiday. Then he bumps into Carla Brunei Sarkozy and about rapes her in public to which the wife notices and grabs his balls in bed making him promise to be faithful.
Tiger though happens upon a Miss Grubbs who is going nowhere, has had a taste of the good life, but knows her place in life, so he can boink her as a sperm bank, give her trinkets and she behaves with promises of "someday".
So what if she was the nanny of the kids, what matters is she knows how to take orders, so you dump the pretty wife and latch onto the grub and..........oh wait that is Robin Williams current marriage to the former nanny...........
That is all what this is about is shallow ego little males, who find the trophy women looking for a pedestal to place themselves on, and the little guys ego just doesn't perform in bed when the wife is more of a man around the house, because she is the only one around the house raising the kids and cleaning the crapper.
So Tiger trades down in life, he goes slumming like David Letterman for a "hit that" low self esteem chic, who eventually gets fed up with being treated like the whore she is, and starts talking to the press, after the wife bangs a golf club off the golf pro's head.
The profiles of these people are most interesting to me. Mrs. Woods if she has not already will soon find a wood to play in her hole in one. If it is later, she will find the alter ego black tweak, as most scorned women go off and get laid by black guys while the husband foots the bill.
The Nordic will probably find some Latino to rub in the black Koreans face of Tiger Woods for revenge......and the cycle will continue.
All interesting in an adult world where a male makes a living playing childish games and the female makes a living by taking her clothes off to attract attention.
People like that should have to hold adult jobs for five years, pass a psychological test, take religious marriage counselling and actually be adults, before they are allowed to get married and have children.
Strange how jungle fever when it wears off in the black guy doesn't find the blonde so hot after he dirtied her up and how the blonde doesn't find the black guy so naughty when he whines around like an 8 year old.
Wonder what grub Bearick Obama is soiling hisself with and what kind of golf club Muchelle is practicing with.
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One infamous patrician advice, I am just making up here, to save people from shame in the lust of passion, "If the person's name doesn't look good in print beside your name, keep the silk undies up as it certainly won't look better in divorce court".
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