I was reviewing the list of bribes Barack Hussein Obama has been handing out to United States Senators from Mary Landrieu getting 300 million, Tim Johnson getting a job for his little boy in government, Max Baucus getting sex with a woman who looks like Tim Johnson's son, Joe Lieberman getting cash and Ben Nelson getting something for babies being butchered, and it occurred to me that every American should submit a bill requesting payment from the Geithner United States Treasury for having someone in Congress who is supposed to voting against Obama and for their state's Citizens.Not to be greedy, but to match my international lifestyle and giving back to the lesser people who have to eat faux cavier this Obama season, I deemed my bill would be ten million dollars.
Actually, it is a few hundred thousand dollars over for little trinkets of love like a tiger print swimsuit to Janet Napolitano and nice digital video camera for Patrick Fitzgerald to record my girl Janet frolicking in the surf, but understanding these hard times, I figured I would do without imported Japanese cherries for my cherry pie, and spend my bribe check or I mean, my cost efficiency for my Senator's vote for Obama death panels on a nice tiger stripe bikini for Janet.
I do not want Americans to limit themselves to cash in this. I only chose cash as I would have problems trading in Sante Fe, New Mexico on Janet's tiger print bikini. It was just easier to do cash than barter with Hottie's with Hoots for a piece of my Sante Fe.
So I could see real commerce in this to assist Bearick Obama's stimulation of the economy in exchange for Americans selling out to death panels.
For example, Reggie Love would order in 100 thousand yards of peppermint flavored floss so Obama and he could enjoy doing what they love best with each other, and help the dental industry.
Gov Keane who didn't seem to get a thing out Obama could buy several million industrial strength razors to shave that eyebrow of his.
Rush Limbaugh could get a boatload of Havana cigars
Keiran Chetry could buy out Fredericks and go back to mini skirts and not be lost in the oblivion of CNN.
Stephanie Herseth could get real inflatable boobs that do not deflate after an election.
Joy Behar could actually, finally, get for herself a real blind, deaf and comatose Russian man, so she wouldn't be alone screeching all the time.
See there are numbers of things every American in their heart's desire which they could submit to the Obama bribe machine. It is all legal and the coffers are wide open, because we do not see Eric Holder arresting Obama and Geithner is not closing the federal checkbook.
I honestly was going to submit a bill to the Treasury during business hours, but as I started pondering doing this, it occurred to me that in my fluency I tend to convince people to do things. I mean convincing al Qaeda to start a counter feminist revolution to my Muslim woman revolution sort of shows the power of this blog has. That made me wonder in I would probably by next week have a ten million dollar check in my mail to which I of course would have to phone Treasury and explain it was all a mistake in Mr. Obama had handed out 300 million dollar bribes and mine was only 10 million.
This would then have Treasury sending another check out for 290 million dollars and as I had them on the phone again explaining my dilemma, I have been thinking that while I do not want to have sex with that Montanan Max Baucus, I believe I would like on my resume just like Timmy Johnson's little boy, US Attorney.
I think I get a gun with that, a badge, a Dick Tracy cell phone, there must be a SUV, a shiny light to put into people's eyes like Rod Blagojevich and piles of papers to indict people.
I think I would indict Kelly Staples, she is that 4 foot tall little blonde on Two and half men. She is so cute that I could probably keep her in my pocket and pull her out and pet her while we watched video of Patrick Fitzgerald and Janet Napolitano wrestle in the sand to take pictures on that video camera I sent.
Such are the dreams of the everyday housewife...........sorry was thinking about a Glenn Campbell song, but how about Patrick Fitzgerald in a ghetto green thong on the Jersey shore with those naughty State Trooper glasses.
I bet Barack Obama would be inviting that yummster Patrick over for a cuddle and asking him he wanted to play in his turban or was he just happy to see him.
It all though begs the question is why is it that if a Citizen, whose money it is Obama is using as bribes, submitted a bill for their cut, that they would either be ignored or would find some Brendan Johnson filing extortion charges, but when Obama does it, Eric Holder, doesn't arrest him or a Ben Nelson for grand larceny?
Odd thing this government of the bribed. It is lawless and outlaw, a band of highwaymen and pirates.
Somalis are criminals for doing the exact thing Barack Obama is doing.
Why has this twain not met?
agtG
