With the real psychotic heart of Al Franken finally rising as scum to the surface again in the United States Senate in his first using Republican simps like Dick Lugar to pass legislation to prove Franken was "normal", we now find Al Franken revealing personal conversations with Sen. John Thune of South Dakota to berate him in the Senate, and the constant drama of Al Franken now verbally assaulting Republican staff members which would be considered stalking harassment if done outside Congress, and if any American did it to Bearick Obama, they would be in prison.In all of that, I have some advice for Republicans which would serve them well.
As Mr. Franken will not behave civilly in attacking the "help", and as Harry Reid with Democrats think this aggressive misbehavior is the threat to intimidate normal people, I would advise the 40 Republicans who had the Senate stolen from them to hire 40 rather large black men, and I mean real black men, and not tan Obama types, who are in the mould of one of my favorite successful business men and athletic actors in Mr. Booker Tio Huffman.
Fans of professional wrestling will know him as Booker T, and in Mr. Huffman there is a real lesson in the American dream realized.
Booker Huffman was born in a large family in Houston, Texas, and by the time he as 14 both his parents were dead and he was raised by his brother, Lane.
Booker in high school was a drum major, and played sports, but like too many black children he ended up robbing a place he was employed and spent 19 months in prison.
When Booker T got out, he put in the work to change his life. Lane suggested that for Booker and his young son to have a better life, they should become professional wrestlers.
The owner of the company Booker worked at loaned him $3000 for lessons and with that the rest became the vaunted history of one of the most cherished characters in the billion dollar wrestling entertainment industry.
In that, in this Obama age of massive unemployment, I suggest that the GOP go out with the assistance of Booker Huffman and hire 40 rather large black men to be added to the staff of the Republicans in the Senate.
In that, the next time Al Franken starts verbally beating or raping some little white staffer who goes to Church on Sundays and never learned how to deal with bullies like Franken, that Booker T will appear in an instant text message for help.
Whereby Booker T will then pick the mongrel of Al Franken up by the scruff of the neck and ram his head through a sheet rock wall, as Al Franken has no problem tackling protestors when it suits him, and he likes it known he was a wrestler who likes to mix it up, so let some real black people employed from Obama's layoffs mix it up with Al Franken.
If Mr. Franken upon eating plaster board happens to still have a mouth on him spewing threats, or if he tries to like all bullies call for help to arrest that naughty, sexy, big, sweaty, yummy black man, well Booker T can then shove Al Franken through the wall bodily, by which I will doubt that Al Franken at that time will have a great deal of wind to fraudulently aroma the the environment any longer with his foul language.
In translation, Al Franken will have learned to mind his manners.
In reality, Booker T would not be arrested as the Senate Democrats wouldn't dare have Franken file charges on a real black man in that lynching aura which terrifies them.
Hey if Jim n*gger knocker Webb, can not only be in the Senate, mouth of to the President and have an aide carrying around an illegal weapon on Capitol Hill, well Republicans certainly can hire a big, black, shiny, pretty personal defense weapon in an American male like Booker T.
I guarantee you everyone, that the minute Al Franken sees he is going to get his butt whooped, that he will be the well behaved, friendly, smiling, making nice with Republicans all he can........probably be baking them Minnesota leftsa and other things no one wants to eat, as that is what all bullies are like, until they get their teeth loosened up.
As Muhammed Ali would note, Franken stands like a wrestler, and always wants the bear rush. A boxer could pop him so hard in two quick jabs that Franken would be on his heels going down as his smart mouthed words were still hanging in the air.
Al Franken is no that tough, he is just a bully who knows who to pick on in the nice folks. Al Franken's junkyard dog just needs needs to meet a bulldog to throttle and worry him.
I really do not know what it is about the snots from Minnesota in Paul Wellstone had this same mouth on him. People will remember the Wellstone orgy of his funeral which was insanity that another wacko Minnesotan even walked out on in Jesse Ventura.
So I do offer up the black solution to the Republican party, as it appears when God gets fed up with Minnesotans, he smashes their planes into the ground and appoints replacements like Dean Barkley.
I guess in that, this blog is trying to save Al Franken from hisself, but introducing him to a black man who can teach him manners, which his worthless parents failed to infuse into this spoiled brat.
I would only hope when this happens that the staffers accidentally record it all and post Al Franken eating plaster on YouTube.
Forty black men, Republicans, you certainly could employ some civility into the Senate for the cure of chronic Franken.
agtG 293
PS: Next up, I want to see hundreds of handicapped people in their old GOP wheelchairs protesting Tim Johnson in his motor scooter multi thousand dollar, million dollar, health care he gets compared to their poverty scrounging they have to deal with.
It is past time that Republicans who have no leadership, get out of the way, and this game starts being played on the terms Democrats imposed.
