Alright David Axelrod, I will assist Mr. Obama again in salvaging his international reputation. It is all so easy you will see, and it hinges on the principle of Obama rescuing a tiger in a pool, and having a hottie like Hillary Clinton had looking all sultry.Ok, here is how it is done.
You get Valdasherie Jarrett to get hisself to call a press conference. It doesn't matter what it is really, just have rationed death passed and Obama can just announce "I WON" again.
The I won is important as it creates the aura one desires.........oh and Dave, no more cuddling the White House counsels wife, as this is an important photo op which follows and just might get America saved from a terrorist nuke.
So before Obama declares I won, you have this little Korean butler come out like above, in his butlerin' outfit. You have him in live drama, dusting the podium, filling Obama's glass with bottled water and with Windex giving the teleprompter a good going over.
Obama then comes strolling out and the Korean bows, and backs away without turning his back to the halo'd one.
Bearick with hand gesture only says loudly, "Thank you Mr. Kim Jong Lo Pawn".
Again Mr. Lo Pawn bows without meeting the Obama aloof glare.
Now the cameras switch to a Muslim woman in a mini burka with lots of leg showing, who sets up Obama's laptop, produces a blackberry, and bows to Obama, backing away, so every camera shot either shows her Muslim golden crescent dangling earrings or her legs that go on to China.
After a modest praise session from Jake Tapper and other cuddlers to Obama, you have Ed Schultz rise and say this:
"Mr. Obama, sir, viewers across the world are curious over your staff. I seem to have heard the North Korean man dressed as a butler attending you is Mr. Lo Pawn, but would you please explain, who the young lady is to your right."
(Right is important Dave as right means power and Obama needs to be seen dominating this woman in a burka mini".
Obama pipes up and says, "I would be delighted Ed, but I believe that she could speak better to this".
At this point the legs approach the platform and shes says, "I am Miss Delbar of Persia. Master Obama is who I serve for America. Master Obama speaks for myself and all Islamic freedom loving women across the world".
For those who do not speak Farsi, delbar translates as Miss Heartbreaker in Persian.
As she moves from the podium, she bows again without turning her back on Obama, who remains aloof in not noting her.
With that your halo says, "It has been appreciated, but that was the last question guys".
To which on each shoulder the Korean and Persian with heads bowed, after picking up Mr. Obama's things scurry after him.
It is a guarantee that this will be heard around the world in the Soddom insult which Bush 41 kept calling Saddam Hussein, in having Obama hire a Kim Jong Il look alike who is bowing to him and having a Persian woman in a mini burka doing Mr. Obama's bidding.
The 3rd world understands these stances and Kim with Ahmadinejad will be furious and laughing stocks to which you of Jarrett Inc. do not know a thing what they are talking about.
The mini burka is vital in it sends the message of Isalmic feminist revolution, and it does not infuriate Arabs, Africans or Asians as this is a Persian.
This is how Mr. Obama regains his stature and his cool. It also stirs up the debate inside Islam so they are in a state of chaos with their own revolution, so the odds are better they will not be dropping a nuclear bomb in David Letterman's saggy New York boxers.
Send Lo Pawn or his twin Really Low Pawn to the Asian worthless negotiations to serve the American and all representatives.
This is a 3rd world game of instinctive animals, and Barack Obama not only has a status now of being pissed on, but is the dog which is running around sniffing other canines penises.
The above policy will work and the puppy press will lovingly fondle it into place without one questioning story, but only championing the "Obama support of women around the world".
You have to understand this Dave. That part of Persia and China employed Jews to run the shop for years. Watch Marco Polo and you will see Mr. Spock was the Emperor's chief counsel. You need to give Mr. Obama people who bow lower than hisself. Make them Kim Jong's twin and a Persian hottie, and let the travelling Obama press show in every photo show that message to the world.
I will leave it up to you if Oprah will show next White House visit if a Chinese is serving the Obama laundry and a Russian is pulling a horse cart for Muchelle's garden in how much you desire to inflate the ego on Birdie.
You have the worst mess now created by your plundering group in history. Image is everything, and it is time you started making policy without Obama flapping his teleprompter and doing it on the sly.
Nuff said..........except I have now decided again, that I in payment for all this work, I will be appointed as Judge Parker, unimpeachable, only Obama can pardon my death judgments in my court and every court, Congress, state, along with the federal jurisdiction is under my jurisdiction.
now nuff said.
agtG
