I tried warning people what a fraud Michelle Obama was and "her" garden when her foray into the White House pasture and latrine dump was trumpeted as the greatest thing since Obama learned to pick up his socks, but not that many listened.
I take you back before Iron Chef Gate swung it's curtain of deception upon the world to Muchelle posing for pictures with her little photo slaves. (By the way, I was astounded that almost 8 million dolts watched this cooking show what came off the Obama plantation, but then my relative named Wedgwood made a fortune telling people to buy the same china which the Queen ate off of...........so I guess sucking on tomatillos makes Obamalings think they are sucking on Obama in a husk too.)
Just examine that photo closely as only someone who has worked with their hands can.
First, all of the hand tools are NEW. The White House has been around for a few years, has had gardeners for years, and yet Muchelle has brand new tools, which will set taxpayers back who bought these toys around 50 dollars a fork and shovel.
Astute people who work with their hands, soil, gardens or cement, will notice immediately the tools are all wrong. The forks are in the potato class of implements, which means one digs potatoes, carrots, turnips and other root crops with them. Any gardener knows that if you stick a potato fork in sod, as that is what grass is, all you will do is get hemorrhoids and bent fork times, as you can not dig sod with a potato fork.
The shovels are equally bogus in they are sand shovels in both pointed and flat nosed. One moves sand with these specific implements for concrete work. You might twist your ankle trying to shove one into sod, as they have absolutely no purpose in grass.
If one is digging a garden in virgin sod, one takes a flat nosed SPADE, not a shovel, and cuts wedges of the sod, or uses a sod cutter. Smart people just call a farmer with a 16 foot digger to tear things up for 20 bucks and then just fork the grass roots into a wheel barrel to clean things up.
Just study Michelle Obama a few moments and her shiny boots reveal she has never been near soil in her life. Those damn buckles would catch on something sooner than later, and trip and kill you.
That leotard outfit would be torn to hell and back, along with catching every sticker and rooted plant. For fashion results, Muchelle would stink like a latrine after a half hour as that fabric does not breathe and she would be sweating like a pig.
I suppose you missed the Muchelle was not wearing gloves either. No gloves are not for fashion statements, but when hands constantly rub on wooden handles, especially new varnished ones, the skin forms blisters, and in process form callouses.
Michelle Obama doing what she was doing would have puss draining blisters in not wearing gloves, but of course she was not doing this, so it is all photo op farce.
I realize my favorite far west hottie, next to Christy Thom, in Michelle Malkin is all over this Gardengate fraud of the Obama's for days, but in it, I have not seen one of these people writing about it who has one idea what working people actually do in life, what Roy Underhill by instinct would notice and how the Muchelle Obama photo is as ludicrous as watching an Obama teleprompter conference with scrolls, a soap box for a podium and Obama dressed in a wet suit.
Those things people would understand by instinct, but the reson the Obama fraud plays out to millions of folks is because few people in America have ever been bathed in a pool of their own sweat, had blisters on their hands and couldn't stop working as the job had to be done, and found out sand shovels hurt you if you do not play with them only in sand.
So Michelle Obama diggin' out a sweet patater of a size to make any black man proud, along with, broccoli, fennel and tomatillos is pure fraud in the autumn as shown.
Why? I will inform you if you do not even care to ask.
The why is Michelle Obama went on 10 extended trips in 2008. She went on steady vacations to the Grand Canyon or Martha's Vineyard. She was partying constantly from salsa dances to wearing blood camouflage, and gardens need time, which Muchelle Obama was not giving any garden.
Ask any gardener what their garden would look like if they were gone 8 weeks over the summer and they would tell you, "It would be a patch of weeds and burnt up vines". Sweet potatoes are notorious in the caramel type of Maryland varieties which Muchelle posed with of sending out runners. They need to be tended as the runners put down roots and take away from the main hill.
Muchelle Obama could not have been away that long over the summer and raised anything.
Crop wise, brocolli produces early the main head bunch, and then all one harvests later is the button heads. Brocolli then flowers and makes seeds by autumn. You do not eat broccoli with the produce Muchelle was picking. Does not compute, does not add up and sorry this plane does not take off on fictional fuel.
Those are the glaring points which have been before the public for months, and not one person bothered to write about it, because all the experts in this world have not one idea what it is to actually work for a living, and apparently even their grandparents are so removed these kids never even were exposed to the hoary head of wisdom.
I smile at the memories of my snoose chewing Grandpa, dressed in his bibs, his little weeder hoe kept sharp, his English peas always by the gate, Grandma forever stepping down the onion tops, as she was filling her apron with some peck of something Grandpa grew.
He always kept purslain in his garden as he said it shaded the ground and held moisture, kept the weeds down too.
I know Muchelle Obama was a fraud and said so from the beginning in that garden was tended by some highly paid White House professionals, which when the costs were added up in new tools, Muchelle's clothes and paychecks that her lettuce was going for $500 a pound and her big ole sweet patater was worth $200.
That fits Muchelle's lead laced tastes, but all of that was evident from the start from people who actually work for a living.
Oh and I doubt if wife Obama was using diatomacius dust, but was using top grade pesticides lathered up all over those foods, because Thomas Jefferson could tell you that Virginia in the summer is not just hot, it has a myriad of garden eating bugs.
Michelle Obama got a garden by someone else's labor and it was paid for by taxpayers at a very expensive price.
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Wouldn't mind educating Miki Malkin in the use of tools. Might even let her play with mine providing she doesn't hoe inside the row or nick my edges on rocks.
Takes great skill to be a gardener and you can always tell the worth of a person by the age and condition of their hoe.
