Sunday, January 31, 2010

Fearless Fly Obama

Barack Hussein Obama is accomplished in having proven his profound abilities, but I am at a loss (besides the trillions stolen from my Uncle Sam's pocket) as to why progressives voted for him.

Bearick Obama has proven a most superior teleprompter reader.

He also is incredibly proficient in spending other folks money. 4 trillion dollars in debt in one budget is more than anyone in world history has attempted and more than the 4 empires of the world spent combined.

We now know that Mr. Obama kills US Soldiers proficiently and does so also in killing Muslims and other allied Soldiers.

His statistics are astounding.

In 2009, in the last month of President George W. Bush's Presidency, was 15 US Soldiers. Obama has topped that in 29 US Soldiers dead in the same month. Obama has tallied up 44 total in allied troops.
His 2009 numbers was 520 troops compared to President Bush's 295 the year before.

Who knew except progressive voters that Barack Hussein Obama meant to bring home US Soldiers dead in withdrawing them instead of alive?
It must be another Obama miracle as any leader can return their troops home alive, but in this halo season of Obamaness, he mandates the troops return dead.

Will new policies ever cease to amaze.

Mr. Obama is adept at making war. He is so adept at it that he expands wars into places where no war was waged before. He is the wariest Obama in history.

It take a great deal of effort to transform little wars like Yemen into full conflagration in regional wars, hinting at nuclear exchanges and Mr. Obama has succeeded at this.
He now has hundreds of war ships which are making his friends in Iran very upset. He is sending out Patriot batteries and has Leon Panetta talking to Jews without disgust in what to about Persian communist friends.

Now some might say this has to do with Obama's underwear bomber, in more pantie bombers are on their way which Obama created and will not stop, so when time comes for Obama to respond, he will have war ships, warriors and Saudi and Jewish nuclear bombs to fight for his policy of.............well peace as we know it in our time.

Mr. Obama has been fearlessly successful in turning Slavs over to Russian domination, abandoning Chinese Patriots, Iranian Patriots and a Missionary in North Korea. Who else could term it otherwise when almost 2 billion people were returned to slavery in a single Obama year.

I do fear though for one thing in Mr. Obama is deaf. So deaf that he could not hear the calls for liberty in Massachusetts. Perhaps like all great dear leaders, Mr. Obama needs this deafness to keep him in check in his humbleness.

What pray tell would the world do if Obama said in immodesty that he had two halos about his head and people had to refer to him as "god god" as now he was a double god in having been so successful at so many things.

I know the list of Obama's successes are not long, but Obama makes up for it in record debts, record enslavement and that certain spiciness of nuclear warfare and biological attacks on America, blossoming out onto the world.

It must be of particular delight to Obama's Palestinians who will finally get their state with a glowing nuclear glass sea giving their children cancer for a generation.

What more can one ask when super hero, Fearless Fly Obama is buzzing about the place with those amazing safety goggles on.
Obama's X Ray specs though seem not to allow him to see nake gay men, but they do not allow him to see anything normal minds would term danger.

Isn't it wonderful, only 3 more years of Obama and if David Brooks has his pantie unctions, it will be only 7.

Does the world have the depths of hell in Obama's crater of debt or the Everest size piles of dead, to last 7 more years under Barack Hussein Obama?




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le fleuve obtient au loin, le fleuve devient haut maintenant, il est hors de ma portée, il n'y a aucun dos allant maintenant, à moi, je, je, je.

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