1. It is easier to get a job for Patrick Fitzgerald than for Obama to obey the law.
2. For every action, there is an equal and opposite problem created by Obama.
3. Ask Obama for his best passport photo and he will ask, "The one from Kenya, Canada, England, Indonesia or America?"
4. If you think things can not get worse under Obama, you have not thought the under of Obama over.
5. If you marry an ugly Muchelle, no matter how much you get the press to write she is Jackie Kennedy, you are still going home with the ugly duck.
6. Obamas words can be seen on his teleprompter at the speed of light and they still sound dumb.
7. If Obama was the last man on earth, he still would be jealous of his not getting all the attention from hisself.
8. Death is a high price to pay for Obamacare.
9. If Obama was a cat he would eat your fur ball too.
10. If Obama was a dog he would be the one humping your leg.
11. It is hard to wear the pants in the family when Muchelle is wearing the dress.
12. A balanced budget is Obama not having the Treasury spending codes.
13. If you must choose between two evils, don't pick Obama again as you already know his evil.
14. If Obama was stupid, it would raise his intelligence level.
15. Muchelle told Bearick, "Fly me to the moon lover", and Obama called NASA to pay for it.
16. If you look up "obama change" in the new Webster's Dictionary, you see a black hole that used to be America.
17. If Obama calls George Bush a liar, and George Bush calls Obama "president", who's lying?
18. If Barack and Michelle Obama were married, who would be the man in the relationship?
19. If Barack and Michelle Obama were married, who would be the pretty girl in the relationship?
20. Did Obama fight himself for his first kiss?
57. Obama says America has 57 states, were those the..........
1. State of Denial
2. State of Insanity
3. State of Obama arousing Peggy Noonan
4. State of Bankruptcy
5. State of crooks in the Cabinet
6. State of missing school records, birth certificates and passports
7. State of Voter Fraud handing usurper Obama the 2008 election.
Finally, isn't it odd in that Christophobe Weinstein making war on Christians in America, calling Christ's laying down His Life, the Jesus Chainsaw Massacre, that he had no appeals in court concerning the seperation of Obama and state in halo wearing messiah Obama being in the White House.
Hmmm ain't that something.
agtG
