Saturday, February 13, 2010

The Tea Partiers Revenge


In case you missed it, God has a most ironic sense of humor............

This all starts out in Anderson Cooper making sodomite remarks about Tea Dunkers repeatedly and laughing like a hyena over them on air.

It then evolves to Cooper buying a "firehouse" which had all those sweaty, half naked firemen, with long hoses and sharing sleeping quarters and showers together as his chosen domicile to remodel into Anderson Cooper's image of his "dream house".
Cooper then hires a female interior designer who falls down Cooper's hole in the floor he left uncovered after his fire pole had been removed and it almost killed the poor girl.

Ok with that..........

Drum roll please, as if you miss the satire in this here goes, as it is ripe.


On the one swing, swinging away we have Anderson Cooper, who got his jollies off in calling Tea Partiers, TEA BAGGIN', which is a homosexual sodomite term involving sucking on the male scrotum.
Anderson Cooper is lusted after, fondled over and outed by the queer nation group as their boy.

Now on the other swing, we have an "interior designer" who happens to be a woman and not a man, perhaps because Cooper would have been too tempted to Tea Baggin' all the time in mixing business with pleasure. Meaning Cooper is not like Barack Obama in being an equal opportunity luster like goin' to Rev. Jeremiah Wright's building and hittin' on Donald Young, the choir teacher for a great deal of cuddlin'.

In mixing this scene together in swinging both ways, we have a female interior designer falling down Anderson Cooper's hole where if his pole had still been there, she could have grabbed on and not been injured.

The immoral of the story of Tea Baggin' Cooper is he should have hired a homosexual male interior designer who knew what a Cooper hole was for when a pole was not there to slide down.

This interior designer, Killian O'Brien, is justified in her lawsuit as Anderson Cooper had a home with holes only gay people would be savvy enough to comprehend and straight people would fall through and almost get killed.

Cooper's love nest was a health hazard to people who didn't know Cooper's gay lingo he was coming out of the closet with in CNN.

What would Paul Harvey have done with this rest of the story..........

All credit to God on this one as He is in fine humor.





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