Is not this blogger the best friend Barack Hussein Obama has?Literally, I am serious, has not this blog been the tough love for the Obama's as Muchelle dresses like a whore and Bearick thinks with his derrick, in pointing out the many Obama flaws?
Has not this blog warned the Obama's of the treachery in their regime in who was what?
Was not this blog the only friend who told Barry to hire some black folks to the cabinet while he was filling it up with white folks?
Did not I personally stand up for the Mother in Law, before she was doing voodoo, biting chicken heads off, zombie ceremonies in the White House?
I have been the only true friend or FOB that Mr. Obama has. I should honestly be the one wearing Obama's fake Nobel Prize, I should be the one invited to the weekly Muchelle parties at the White House as the Salahi guest of honor and yes, I should have a permanent residence in the Lincoln Bedroom as thee most important head of state in being the lasting friend of Barack Hussein Obama.
The reason for this review of my wonderful friendship with Birdie and Mrs. Ed, is to remind readers that did not this blog war Barack Hussein Obama that the Clintons were going to et tu Obama him from the very beginning?
Yet Obama would not put on his little Obama costume with gold stars that I designed for him and Muchelle would not were crotch skirts and flash her garters in Marylin Monroe shock, to improve the Obama's image and gain some favorable press.
The Obama's were riding high in the polls while taking my whisker head advice in Egypt, but when they stopped, Obama took the plunge.
Who was it that told Obama to pass Obamacare before Christmas and Americans would forget all about it in 2010?
Yes it was that Bill Clinton, and sure enough there was Rahm sexual assaulter Emanuel pushing that and more on Democrats in Congress, which is making Obama a viper among the American voters.
Birdie just keeps on pushing this stuff in a mania, because his Clinton domestics tell him too, and it is sinking the Big O to zero in the poll ratings.
Now we have Hillary Clinton playing the roll of anti Semite, as the Jewish Government told Aaron Burr Biden to stuff it as they were going to build homes where they chose and not accept Obama Hitleresque mandates on which ghetto they could live in behind walls.
This is much deeper with Hamrod Clinton, as now we have an internal Jewish investigation as to how this flipping off Obama was done when Biden was there.
Of course, the depths of this means that Hillary desires and investigation as that investigation will start revealing neo Syrian Philistine bribes to Obama's 2008 campaign, Obama illegally making treaties in 2008 for Palestinian territory in exchange for Muslim mafia funding and that 300 million in illegal funds Obama took in in 2008 and Penny Pritzker laundered for him.
Bill Clinton has rationed death for Obama on domestic policy to turn the public against Obama and Hillary Clinton has impeachment hearings over Obama crimes. That is not friendship and it is the Clinton Cassius revenge as they pull out the long knives and have Brutus sink the dagger in deep.
....and there is poor David Axelrod, the Hitler chic twin, all flustered now as Val-erie Jarrett cuts off his testicles of power and even in warning John Edwards is coming back to unseat Obama and Clinton, Axelrod's dirty deals in sinking Edwards to the press and the alert that indicting Edwards will give him the platform to sink Obama faster in court, the DA of David Axelrod now stands for Dumb Ass, as the Clintonites and Edwardistas are running circles around their Obama in a palace coup of extraordinary proportions.
Think it is a fluke that Gov. Paterson of New York was destroyed by the New York Times for the old palace crony gaurd of the Cuomo's? Think again as these salvos might be Obama Inc., but it sends the message that crimes of Paterson the idiot are rubbing off in tan scope to being crimes of Obama the dolts to force him out too.
So as Obama even admits that being a one term dictator is better than a two term White House occupant, this blog in being tough love for the Obama's has earned the title of Lame Cherry, Barack Hussein Obama's Best Friend.
Now I know there will not be any Tom Hanks dinner parties with me sitting on his wife's lap, and I won't get to ride around in Steven Spielberg's jet to vist the Obama's and Alec Baldwin will not even phone me up and rant like a maniac.......I won't even have Tina Fey with her maternal bladder, laugh, and pee on my captain's chair cushion as we giggle about her being a whore of comedy to savage a successful Lady like Sarah Palin, but this blog in knowing no liberals would ever bestow upon me the friendship title which has been earned, stands proudly as Obama's best friend.
Honestly, if Obama was feeling Luo, I am quite certain like Bearick sr. he would be negotiating his daughters away for 13 Brahma cows, 3 Nubian goats, a dozen Australorp layers for impending nuptuals of our families being united in marriage, as this blog is that kind of loyal friend to the Obamas.
Personally, I am still holding out for Viceroy of New Mexico, although considering all the work I have done for the Obama's I now believe I also need to be Lordette of West Texas, Dukesse of the Canadian, Baronia of Colorado and the Protector of the Virginity of the Arizona Cardinals.
I promise in my Domain no Mexican slaves, no Charles Schumer, no Blue Dogs, no pro life Democrats as they are fiction, but I will accept Gitmo terrorists to be strapped to White Sands missiles on the 4th of July to send them to the moon, promising them if allah has them survive the trip in a Ahmadinejad miracle they will be free never to be held by America again.
I think that about closes this out, as being the best friend of Barack Obama is quite tiring and I am seeking to be friend with a melon right now for a snack.
Beware the Ides of Clinton.
agtG
