In the old days of the American Republic it was fashionable to say, "George Washington Slept Here" as a draw to boarding houses, but it seems now that the selling out is Michelle Obama Sweats Here, and apparently Obama musk is not inflating on the market as Muchelle is selling her election night dress or Bergdorf Goodman is for 1/3rd the original $4,450 price tag.
That is really deflation in Muchelle sweats in a dress for a few hours and they have to knock off the price by 2/3rds..........in every case where Jackie Kennedy or Nancy Reagan wore things the price inflated as collector's item.
The Obama's though apparently are like bed bug mattresses in once slept here, no one wants the cooties attached to them.
For some odd reason, the dress is listed as size 8. I know size 8 women and that is what most normal size women are in America, but in watching Amazon Obama, one can safely state that her one ham leg is size 8.
No wonder her sweaters always look like she is poured into them in being 10 sizes too small, as she is being painted into size 8's when she is an Amazon size 18.
Get a load of the pot gut and massive thighs she has the blindness to wear skin tight dresses in public.I was speaking to a laundress two weeks ago and her dad made her change her dress when she was young in going to Church when it was above her knew.
She said, "You know he was right about that and right about tight shorts too!"
I guess Muchelle is safe on the Church thing as the Obama's never go unless they keep black folks waiting on the mean streets on Easter Sunday.
The real news was about Brother in Law Obama. You know he is that duck from Oregon who played basketball, but didn't shower with Charlie Gibson or floss with Reggie Love.
Well anyway the scoop is the Robinson clan didn't think much of Obama in they thought he was self possessed man and "tall", they thought Muchelle would eat him alive.
Odd in that assessment by the Robinsons, as if Obama was dining on Michelle instead of being fluted by Lawrence Sinclair and Donald Young, the Obama marriage would not have almost broken up.
Guess the parents and brother were right in the first judgment in Obama was "pretty", but wasn't a keeper.
Finally, we come to all things Obama in as David Remnick stated that Barack Obama learned how to be black in reading books.
We see by this logic that Muchelle Obama is an egg hatcher by her reading.
We also see proof how sloven the elder Obama child is in being bored with mummy, and mummy is not making sure that her children are getting to bed at appropriate times, while mummy Muchelle mothers the American children, except fat children who she wants to cripple and starve out of existence.So we learn in today's lesson on Obama, that when Michelle Obama sweats, the price of things goes down. When she dresses she is in clothes 10 sizes too small. That she is really Dr. Seuss' Horton the elephant hatching eggs on Easter apparently and she is too sell absorbed in her milk toast world (Dana Milbank observation) to be a mother to anyone........including an egg.
........and the husband is only leaving America open to nuclear attack while Muslim jihadists in Iran pee on his parade.
Yupper, the Obama's are two peas in a pod.
That's all folks.
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