This blog always striving to serve Prime Minister Obama of his homeland Kenya (Michelle Obama apparently was caught stating that Kenya was Obama's nativity) and extolling Nobel Prize Peace in our Obama time, has now come up with a way for Obama to be re elected in 2012, an end to terror police actions, and a way to bring all the US Soldiers home, instead of evacuating Iraq and shoving them into Afghanistan.
We will term this the Mooselum solution in honor of Barack Hussein Obama, and his horde of Islamcommunist Muslims he has been in bed with, due to Bearick Sr. being a Muslim and Arab, so the solution is a family affair.
The roots of this are found in African Muslim traditions in Barack jr's stepmother was purchased by his pop for 13 cows I think it was, proving what a hottie she was in her more salad days.
Odd how the stepmum was worth 13 cows in Africa, and Stanley Ann Dunham was giving the milk away for free.
In this, we all know that Muslims are wealthy and it is in their 3rd world traditions to marry children to adults. Muhammed, the celebrated prophet had his own child bride.
Stanley Ann Dunham was robbed from the cradle at 17 years of age in statutory rape which no one on the left seems to care about, in fact Democrats are quite pedophile in Letterman jokes and other impregnation things about children deciding on masturbation at 5 years old.
This blog finds it all reprehensible, but as this is the Harry Smith age of basketball Obama, it seems fitting to make this an Obama family solution.
In that, I move that George Mitchell and his gang of 6 relocate from bashing Jews and driving them out of the Holy Land, and instead drop into Pakistan for secret negotiations of the bridal burkah sort.
What negotiator Mitchell could do is make a matrimony proposal to the al Qaeda clan. Now al Qaeda has a bunch of hoohas in it so it will have to be a big ole wedding feast kind of deal where Bearick and Muchelle would offer up like 1000 RPG's to all the al Qaeda factions, some sweet cakes and a herd of goats.
All this friendly grease would put the skids on for the real proposal in the Obama family be wed to the Osama family in a 3rd world covenant where the Obama daughters when they reach 18 years of age would be married to the Osama family.
This kind of tribal interrelations would mean peace in America's time as Sheik bin Laden and Shakin' it down Obama would be parents in law to the happy couples.
While Muchelle doesn't like her fat daughters, the Muslims like those fat chics and Sloven would be the high prize.
Frankly, this blog designates Mother in Law Robinson as the prime choice in this affair as she would make one fine wife for the bin Laden boys.
I make it at an Obama family standard that Bearick and Muchelle put the price at 13 cows for the oldest Queenie, with the Mitchell negotiation point that she will probably be 7 feet tall and can star in an Muslim basketball burkah league earning vast sums of revenue for her husband.
Sloven when she reaches 18 would be worth 13 cows too, but to spread this around to European diplomacy I make her cows to be Swiss Miss diary cows while Queenie could be some nice succulent Aberdeen Angus.
For the mother in law, as the bin Laden son shown a like for mature women, George Mitchell should hold out for Mother in Law Robinson the 13 Indonesian water buffalo cows, but also rights to some Persian pistachio trees, as she is a proven good wife and mother, who could help the brides to be adjust to being international princesses of peace.
In that, there will be no problems with any return to senders as everyone knows what these 3 brides look like and all deals will be final.
Obama will have to spring for the wedding feast which would be couscous, boiled beef, goat cheese, some pistachio sweet cakes and about a million gallons of tea with honey.
In the trillions Obama spends, I am certain he can find a way to embezzle that money from the US government to stick the taxpayers with the tab again.
The net result of this would be peace in Obamerica as it would be wed to Mooselum and Muslim without all the Muslim Mafia middlemen tampering.
Jews would be safe from George Mitchell negotiations and Muchelle would have something to do for the next several years planning future nuptials. War would be ended in the tribal days of old as wedded families were in bliss and as Americans no longer care about Obama being British, Obama could say it is time to rose throw move on from 9 11 as he turned it into a communist recruitment day in 2009.
This is the solution which Obama in his 3rd world and Hawaiian world traditions should be working toward. Stanley Ann liked the swarthy types and Muchelle likes the exotic types and there is nothing swarthier or more exotic than the bin Laden Yemeni Syrian clan.
It can all be happier than ever after, certainly more cheap than Obama trillion dollar wars and all those Muslims dead and American Soldiers dead for Obama's re election.
If anything, let Nancy Pelosi put it up for a vote for Democrats to vote on without voting on it like Obamacare in making this nuptial negotiations started by the next Islamic crescent moon.
Let there be peace in our Obama time in a wedded bliss, united in negotiations to end these Obama police actions, with Gitmo transformed to the Obama daughters honeymoon haven as Obama ushers in a new page of history, the Obama Years like mama used to make.
agtG
PS: As Obama has ruined Social Security with his massive debt spending, the cow dowries will provide the Obama's will income in Muchelle can milk her Brown Swiss, Bearick can ride herd over his Angus on Brokeback Mountain and the 13 water buffaloes will allow them to take up farming where Muchelle does not have to pull the plow, with the pistachio nuts providing delightful refreshments for Jimmy Carter and Kal Penn when they come for a state visit.
