Thursday, May 20, 2010
The Cure for Aborticides
It seems obvious that Elena Kagan has missed her calling in life, as she is green bile vomit exceeding the Muchelle Obama in something which would forever scar and give nightmares to boys and lesbians if they see visions of these women associated with sex.
In that psychological connection, all little children should be handed out posters of El Kagan to be hung in their room instead of condoms or homosexual books explaining Heather has dose daddies.
What this will do is mentally scar potential masturbators the moment they attempt this. This means this will end experimental sex. This means this will stop the sexualization of Americans like Sex in the City reveals only people who like blow up dolls can get lucky too.
This is El Kagan's calling. In her will stop abortions due to pre marital sex.
Granted there will be some strange females the aka Rosie O'Donnell lipstick lesbian which will respond to Ms. Kagan and some sort of strange Obama type mansexuals who want a woman to spank them and call them "poodle", but this will indeed expose the coming psychiatric needs of this small group.
Furthermore, in flash light programming, the same type of programming which was used to program Mr. Obama's mind, it would be possible to over activate rapists, sociopaths and other sexual deviants having sex with gerbils, to associate Ms. Kagan into the erotic imagery they Playboy get off on.
In doing this Manchurian mindwashing, the sexual predator would end up cringing instead of acting out, as this would be like an electric shock to the genitals.
Granted, this might cause some sexual predators to commit suicide, but one could try Kagan's Anonymous for them or some other Obama health care program.
I see the combination of Muchelle Obama and Elena Kagan could fulfill their calling in ending sex in America.
Obviously in this El Kagan does need help like Muchelle Obama in no one has ever told this woman that taking a photo up her skirt is not attractive when your thighs are large as a Clydesdale.
Hell hang this poster on the Mexican border and it will end the border buster problem as they will conclude there is some ogre up north which will eat them.
PS: There is nothing wrong with being whatever you look like, but when you are putting it in every one's face like you are a centerfold, there does indeed need to be an intervention or at least something which will put it to use in stopping teenage sex.
agtG