Monday, May 17, 2010

Oklahoma more than OK


I really have had it with the new Miss America and USA pageants ever since Bob Barker threw his fit and was bitching about women wearing fur, as he stood there in man made oil clothes that slaughters more wildlife than trappers do.

It got worse with that Perez Hilton stalking Carrie Prejean last year in this Obama mobs attempt to ruin anyone who disagrees with their animal worshiping self masturbating cult.

Now of course, we have the Donald dressing these women in lingerie and some Oscar Nunez attempting to stick his latino liberalism into the pageant by asking Miss Oklahoma, Morgan Elizabeth Woolard what she thought about the Arizona law protecting Arizona from border busters.

Thankfully the audience booed whatever an Nunez is, and I could care less what an Oscar Nunez is, as if he missed my radar and is judging a beauty contest he is about as worthwhile in life as dust off a donkey in just taking up space.
Miss Woolard though answered like an American in being for States Rights. I hope she is protected by God as the left will no doubt try to destroy her as some tart as they did Carrie Prejean.

I really do not care what contestants answer in contests no more than I ever watched that skirt on FOX and Friends to hear her. I just keep the sound down and watch the pictures or the legs. I keep the sound down on football to and have been known to do the entire script on shows to entertain people on 24 as my renumerations are more interesting and funny than what Obamawood comes up with.

In that, I was pondering this about three seconds in these latinos always protesting and whining about things in America, and I frankly am bored with all of this and believe that Americans should get together and tell Mexico and whatever jungle is down in Ortega land, that we demand laws in those states to have free housing, free schooling, free medical care, and hotels if we are arrested for being Americans.
I want American aisles in the grocery stores, I want to stand like an ass in a check out line pretending I don't speak Spanish and will only respond in English, I want to break their Mexican laws and skip town with a new car I won't pay for.

I want to shut down Mexico on my day of the Washita Battle, just like they shut down America on Cinco de Mayonnaise celebrating something no one does in Latin land.

I want all these latin nations to pass laws so I can vote in their elections and I want every Hispanic who balks at this to be put on terror watch lists and called racists.

I want Obama to go down and protest laws passed in Mexican states, because I don't want to be taking my family out for ice cream and pulled out of the frozen leche stand for being not Mexican.

It is past time that these latinos start catering to Americans of all colors and start turning their land of the tortilla to the land of the loaf of bread.

I want to ask Miss Sanora if she approves of laws profiling Americans or does she protect Americans.

In fact, the way I see it all of latin America was laid claim to by a European and before they came all they were doing is eating people and committing genocide, so these Frenchites Spaniard tans who run latin America should start sharing some of the goodies instead of exporting their peons as slave labor and then looting the paychecks they send back home.

All I want is a nice ranch, a few head of horses, some el tigres to shoot so I could find some nubile woman to roll around on those spotted rugs as I sipped wine from my vineyard. So what if it displaces Mexicans as the Mexican government doesn't care in Mexicans displacing Americans.

It all should be fair and as Mexico has been milking America for over 100 years, it is time that America starts getting some of that Obama cherry pie latin style.

When Oscar Nunez wants to politicize a pageant, it is only fair that America politicizes all of this and starts taking political chunks of Mexico and Nicaragua in ranch size pieces for the American worker to be employed, after all, those Americans are only there for the jobs and are hardworking folks.


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