Well, well, well, tis the age of Obama, in it was not George W. Bush who caused the breakup of Al and Tipper Gore, but none other than another bush between the thighs of Laurie David, the catting around slut of Larry David who created Seinfeld.
Yes Laurie who donated to anything Marxist which moved and was no doubt the inspiration of George on Seinfeld rubbing butter on his head to lubricate a woman (interesting sex fetish Larry David had with his skanky wife who was doing the gardener at their Martha Vinyard's summer mansion.) moved on up to that greasy tub of tuna named Al Gore rubbing hisself on this aging whore.
Well whore might be a bit of a stretch here as she was a whore for Larry David, but as she purchased Al Gore in donations, Al Gore is the whore here and Laurie David is the john taking out in trade in services rendered.
Laurie likes Al Gore oil so much, that she wore all that fat off of the geezer, which is why Tipper dumped this fraud.
It gets pretty bad in liberal land when the kitties are stealing each other's bank accounts with Al Gore attached to them. Some might say at least it was not Barack Obama stealing Al Gore from tipper in a tar balling episode, but with these two adulterers tar balling is probably their next Obama Gusher vacation as they rub it all over the darkside.
Their mutual phobia of heat apparently in Global Warming caused them to rub their friendly bodies together in order to survive as Al always looked like a cadaver who didn't know it was dead walking around and Laurie David appears like vampira in having a phobia of the sun.
The two naturally friendly bodies found a dark corner and produced body fluids when a derrick was sunk into her aged soiled undercurrents...........oh sorry that is Barack Obama tapping the Gulf causing an ecological disaster in not cleaning up his mess, but the two do have a strange and disgusting word smell to them.
We now know why Al didn't want to run for President in 2008, as he was being drained of bodily fluids like Obama sucking on a bushwhacker in the Gulf.
One contemplates the line which started the affair. The conversation 2 years ago must have been something like this:
Laurie David: This is all Bush's fault in my global warming that my hot pants are on fire. Dial 911 Al!
Al Gore: No time Laurie in it being Bush's fault. I got a banana and a pair of grapes to put that fire out!
David Letterman seems to have an obsession with bushes. Rosie and Ellen have an obsession with bushes. Muchelle is trying to grow a grove and now we see that Gore and David are focused on bush out of office too.
No wonder George W. Bush keeps coming up from these liberals as bush is on their minds.
Uh oh, Obama sucking on bushwhacker in the Gulf. Lawrence Sinclair lives in Florida.........what is on Barack Hussein Obama's mind?
I hope that Tipper's mind is on taking Al for every penny he has and ever will have, goes out and finds Conservative Republicans to back and will help America undo all the bush bashing her liberal perverts have butchered babies and the Obama abyss America into.
Hell Tip, publish blog for a million dollar signing fee into a book. I could use a payoff like Valerie Plame got for bushwhacking too.
I wonder if Val needs her hedges trimmed?
agtG
PS: Plausible deniablity by Laurie the slut David
Al Gore Bushwhacker
