I made a mistake in concluding that B. Hussein Obama, when I told him how to throw down here, which Spike Lee advocated afterwards, that I actually had to explain to child Obama not to ad lib in "ass" comments to mansexual Matt Lauer on The Today Show.
I actually overlooked that Obama is a 10 year old child inside, and the boy while Bill Clinton says is "bright", he just can not help hisself in doing things. He has spent 2009 in doing exactly what I said he would do in being Bush on steroids and Carter on failures.
The child in Obama just has to throw one more rock at the window, and that rock has to be the size of a Buick.
The reason Barry chose The Today Show with children to talk profane in front of is this is his peer group. He just could not do as I said in grabbing Rush by the balls and tussling, or having Muchelle pulls some of Michelle Malkin's hair being a biotch, no Obama had to talk dirty in front of a mansexual Matt in trying to make a date for later, and try and look tough in front of children.
In that, this blog is once again stepping in with instructions to David Adolf Axelrod and Val-erie Tokyo Rose Jarrett as Barry just has no ability in following orders when he reads them online.
So in that, to fix this, Barack Hussein Obama has to go back to what he is most skilled at in 2009. That being he must apologize and bow.
No I am not talking about apologizing to children or bowing to America, but what Barry has to do now is go down to the Gulf and start apologizing to all those oil soaked birds he lied and said he seen flying around.
Obama has to go down and bow to that Gusher he created, and just say, "You beat me you big ole oil well and I bow to you, now please stop flowing".
We all know that Obama's Al Gore nature will listen to all liberals and stop flowing immediately. Americans are a forgiving lot, so all Obama has to do is go apologize to birds and bow to an oil well which beat him.
Don't bother with them GOP State folks in bowing or apologizing as they are just Americans which you tar balled. Just stop acting tough around children on television and asking Matt Lauer for a date. (I am surprised Obama didn't bend over, lick his finger and put it on his rear in Lauer's face and saying, "SSSSS ooohhh that is so hot!")
Clinched jaws and "damn holes" by girlfriend Robert Gibbs does not sound tough. When you get profane you have to get caught on an open mic, sort of like the way ABC lied and said the N word and Barney word were being smeared at the Tea Party which didn't happen.
For the record Barry, the following is not acceptable:
"Muchelle has a big ass."
"Larry Sinclair has a nice ass."
I will stop there, but the problem with asses is when you throw a ball like a girl Mr. Obama, no one believes you are man enough to kick anyone's ass, so what is left is that gay focus on you in the sodomy region, which reminds people of tar balls in the Gulf and it sort of ruins your ability to act tough.
Specifically, Obama has to get in some real blue jeans, some real boots, and a denim shirt with a hard hat.
He needs to get on boat with sea sick pills already taken so he doesn't puke ghetto green. Then he needs to visit the exact spot, look intelligent as he points at things listening, and then when that open mic is there, he needs to be caught saying, "That is one mean mother but if it gushes I can plug it".
Please though Barry do not bend over or you will probably loose your hard hat in the water and look stupid.
For review, bow to birds, apologize to the oil well, have ABC manufacture an Obama moment using Predator based tough guy comments. That is all. No more ad libbing like the joke from Predator in:
You know I went down on Muchelle and I said, "Man you got a big pussy, man you got a big pussy!"
She said, "Why did you say it twice?"
I said, "I didn't. It was an echo........."
Get on this Axelrod and make your 10 year old boy follow the script. You have all weekend to practice. Fill the bathtub, make motor boat sounds, Muchelle is greasy all the time to play the part of the bird and the pulsing shower head can play the part of the gusher.
Who would have ever thought that Obama reading teleprompters could not read a blog and follow instructions.
Must be that Spike Lee and Louis Farrakhan rubbing off on Mr. Obama. That Chicago is a bad influence on a Kenyan boy.
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