Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Obama's Gusher Gush


I heard someone ask what they wanted to hear in Obama's back patting hisself to the nation speech and I said two things I wanted to hear Obama say:

1. I resign immediately for being a criminal fraud. 2. All my files and the criminal files of my cronies in Obamacare bribes, electioneering, union looting and Gulf sabotage are being turned over the real FBI as that crook terrorist loving Holder is in those criminal files too.

I got NOTHING, NADA, ZIP, ZERO from Zero.

I did find out though that with Obama's oil covered feather birds he lied about seeing flying around in the GOP Gulf was that now oil does not come in pools, wells, barrels or plumes, but comes in CLOUDS.

Cloud: Any collection of particles (e.g., smoke or dust) or gases that is visible.

I have never seen an oil cloud floating over, blotting out the sun. I have never heard anyone every say in every oil pool there is a silver slick. I have never been rained on by an oil cloud. I have never seen a smoke oil cloud or a dusty oil cloud e.g.

I am beginning to conclude that Obama is not just insane, but he is apparently a hallucinogenic schizophrenic. He does not hear voices (well he hears Paul McCartney cooing about libraries and landscapes), but Obama sees things.
Obama sees birds covered in oil flying around and now Obama sees oil clouds.

Obama is insane, sociopathic, hallucinogenic and perhaps suffering from his dope years in flashbacks from spiked Maui Wowie.

Now granted the first blubbering Obama did at the press conference was exposing how ignorant he is as a juvenile in making things up he has no idea what he is speaking about in oil coated feathers being capable of lifting a bird to flight, but this Obama Gusher Gush at the White House was written by some liberal combined staff. It was reviewed by David Axelrod. It was vetted by Val-erie Jarrett and it was checked by Rahm Emanuel.
Yet Obama and his team of Marxists does not comprehend that oil is a fluid and not a vapour so it can not be cited as a cloud.

The cartel must be phoning in orders that the Obama regime is following as no one there is capable of thinking or comprehending basic Abraham Lincoln speech writing.
Frankly, this speech sounded like Peggy Noonan wrote it drunk, crying about being dumped by Obama and masturbating on a damp oil process produced inflatable Obama doll.

It was a speech about how to tax Americans more, how to dictate to British Petroleum what to do, while stating Obama has been Day One directing all of this, from a point where his folks were in charge were cleaning up Interior, and yet the Obamite in charge of it fled the scene and Congress won't question her.
Oh and there was some Catholic or shaman rite Obama was talking about blessing the boats for fishing season.........I wonder if Obama on Sunday blessed his balls at golf as the GOP Gulf States were being tar balled by his deliberate dithering to destroy them?

So Obama trots out religion, but does not mention God as messiah mahdi Obama doesn't want folks looking to the Being Who can solve things, as Obama has this mysterious green fuel which must be like his ghetto green kook aid as it does not exist to replace oil.

All I wanted was Obama to resign and all I got was this Obama cloud of tar balls which can not exist.

Obama gushing about hisself, gushing about taxes and his Gusher gushes millions of more gallons of oil a day into the Gulf from strata fractures Obama is covering up.

The renewable energy America needs is in this BP oil well which appears to be larger than the Saudi and Alaskan reserves in one massive large well under pressure that does not need to be pumped.

For the record people, I have an exclusive idea here. If these deep earth oil and natural gas wells are under this kind of 25 to 60 thousand PSI pressure, just coat the piping with a netting like concrete mesh which strengthens them from blow out and the biggest energy idea is put turbines in line of these high pressure pipes and use them to generate electricity for free.

Free electricity and oil with gas pumping itself out of the earth.

Is that not what the answer to America's energy needs are about?

Stop being deceived America by Obama in viewing this as only a disaster he created to stop Drill baby Drill. This is a multi energy system and those high pressure gas jets will turn turbines too before heating your homes.

All of that and you didn't need to elect me to the White House or suffer through me on television delaying your favorite reruns.


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